Tiger Woods regularly paid to watch girl-girl sex, had three-way sex with professional escorts and even consensual sex with other men, according to a little tattle-tale named Loredana Jolie. The one time Playboy model now big-nosed prostitute offers no proof of her claims, but will sell the story to the highest bidder. Stuff like this is why I almost never have three ways with prostitutes any more. Radar says…
One of Tiger’s many mistresses, Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, is penning a tell-all and claims that she witnessed him in gay encounters.
Loredana has claimed she saw Tiger having sexual relationships with other men. That shocking twist is something no other mistress has claimed and there has been no proof.
Loredana says she is planning to spill all about how she and Tiger “came about, his healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods’ sexuality.”
Tigers penis is a real daredevil. It probably jumps through hoops of fire too. Not mine though. The penis and male ass are two of the most visually disgusting things nature has ever produced, so if mine ever ended up inside of one, the dude might as well bite it off and keep it because I’m done with it.
If you’re like me, you’ve never once wondered what Avril Lavignes original band was doing now, or if there even was a band, or if they left, or why they left. But the answers are “this“, “yes”, “yes” and “because this guy was banging her”.
Mark Spicoluk & Jesse Colburn appeared on The Surf on BITE TV up here in Canada and revealed that Jesse was “banging avril” during his time in the band but and was hoofed out of the band after she was done with him
I’m gonna have to take this guys word for it because I could name at least 50 DVD menus that are more exciting than that video, and so I turned it off. I did however watch something on the V-22 Osprey. It’s a military plane. With a vertical takeoff. Like a helicopter. So it can do the things a helicopter can do but with the speed and size of a plane. Things like attacking Canada for their boring ass videos, for example.
The timeline for last night seems to be that Paris Hilton broke up with Greg (aka, “Doug”) Reinhardt, then hit some clubs, then about two hours later she went home with international soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. She’s nothing if not resilient.
They both went to MyHouse last night and left at around 3 AM for a Ron-dezvous at Nicky Hilton’s pad, according to X17. Cristiano left at around 5 AM
Um, so I don’t actually care about Paris Hilton or the list of victims her poisoned womb is attacking, but I very much do care about hot Asian girls who are mostly naked. In honor of that, hey look, it’s Jamie Chung. The last 4 pictures were in a magazine but the first three have never been seen before. Big deal photographer Randall Slavin (more from him here and here) took them for Maxim. Ronaldo should have put the moves on Jamie instead. Why Paris? You might as well fuck a garbage can. Her vagina has just as much room and disease, but at least the garbage can won’t make you listen to it’s crappy record.
A few weeks I mentioned the great Mark Ebner and his website Hollywood Interrupted after he posted a list of Playmates that also worked as high-end call girls. Victoria Silvstedt was the big name on the list, making up to 30 grand a day when she took clients in Dubai. Point being, Ebners latest book is called “Six Degrees Of Paris Hilton”, and now he has an unpublished excerpt that reveals Paris Hilton used to kinda-sorta fuck for money too.
I got in touch with Elizabeth Jawhary, a former Hollywood party girl who claims she serviced both Burkle (Ron Burkle, who founded several supermarket chains including SoCal giant Ralphs) and Field (Ted Field, heir to the Marshall-Field department store chain and co-founder of Interscope Records) on occasion.
Indeed, when I first contacted her, she was quick to volunteer, “With Paris it was very low key. She would fly down and I was there with them. We would party pretty hard. Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked. This was mainly in Vegas. There were times where you would have Ted or Ron come down, and they would pretty much pay for girl-on-girl action. I’d be there. And they’d pay to watch us girls going at it.”
Much of this happened on Burkles private plane, and it’s probably more of a case of everyone being coked out of their minds than real prostitution. I guess the novelty was that it was a Hilton, because her fug ass couldn’t make money as a whore any other way. I’d rather have Frankenstein with a machete on my plane than Paris Hilton as she begs for attention.
It was fashion week in New York last week, but now the stage moves to Madrid, and yesterday Andres Sarda put on a show that some of today’s top perverts are calling one of the best ever. It had some sexy looks, including See-Thru Panty Dracula. She was chosen for the show over Hot Pants Frankenstien and Strap-On Dominatrix Mummy.
The whole damn world was down in Miami this weekend, and that included Russell Simmons and some hot black girl and some less hot white girl. I’m assuming they were together because at one point Russell pulled at the white girls bikini and flashed her boob. There didn’t seem to be any hard feelings, because they took a picture together just a moment later, but this chick is being a fool. She should kill him. That’s the beauty of being a girl in this country. You can shoot a guy then give yourself a black eye and you won't even go to jail. In fact you'll probably get a bunch of endorsements out of it. She should do that and then sue his estate. She could own Phat Farm by Wednesday.
(picture source = bauer griffin)
