Alexis Arquette Demands Jada and Will Smith Cop to Being Gay

January 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alexis Arquette is that Arquette acting family sibling who started out as Robert the boy, then Robert the teen cross dresser, then Robert the drag queen actress, and finally Alexis, the chick who looks a shitload like Robert but with a... READ MORE

Will Smith Happily Gay Married

August 4, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Gay Will Smith and his lesbian wife are not getting a divorce because they’re probably not actually married plus that would be a huge hassle. Namely Scientology has enough on their plate without another character assassination. Smith took to... READ MORE

Will Smith Is A Nice Guy And Possibly A Shitty Dad

May 22, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

While he’s being investigated by the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services over the photo of 13-year old Willow Smith in bed with a shirtless 20-year old actor whose name doesn’t matter, Will Smith helped make a... READ MORE

Jada Pinkett Smith Is A Rock

November 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If there’s one way for a woman to prove that rumors of marital infidelity don’t bother her, it’s by shaving her head. Going Hawkeye just shows how much Jada Pinkett Smith doesn’t care that Will Smith might be nailing his... READ MORE

After Earth Sucked, Now What?

June 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When I turned fourteen, my dad got me a baseball glove. He said it was new, but it had the name ‘Chet’ written on the back of it in Magic Marker. I pointed that out to my dad at... READ MORE

Yeah, Jaden Smith Is An Adult

May 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jaden Smith is 14-years old, but he has a ton of money that he earned because his father, Will Smith, buys him movie franchises like The Karate Kid to keep him happy in between dropping Kidz Bop rap albums.... READ MORE

what the hell is happening to Will Smith

October 17, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Will Smith is only 44, way too young to look as old as he did last night in these pictures on X17. And he’s not currently filming anything so it’s not like he dyed his hair for that. It’s... READ MORE

Jaden Smith is a rapper now too

September 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Will Smith got his daughter Willow a record contract and now he’s producing a re-make of ‘Annie’ for her to star in, and he produced the ‘Karate Kid’ remake for his son Jaden to star in, but where’s his... READ MORE

Will Smith has a new version of ‘Summertime’

June 9, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t remember a whole lot from 1991, but I don’t think I ever liked the song ‘Summertime’. Well now Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff have done a new version, so maybe the problem before was that it... READ MORE

Will Smith is quite the snazzy dresser

May 23, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hey. Will Smith. Try to look gayer. (image source of smith on his way to letterman in new york today = bauer griffin) READ MORE