Jada Pinkett Smith Is A Rock

November 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If there’s one way for a woman to prove that rumors of marital infidelity don’t bother her, it’s by shaving her head. Going Hawkeye just shows how much Jada Pinkett Smith doesn’t care that Will Smith might be nailing his co-star Margot Robbie. Hell, after shaving her head she might even post a completely unrelated message […]


After Earth Sucked, Now What?

June 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When I turned fourteen, my dad got me a baseball glove. He said it was new, but it had the name ‘Chet’ written on the back of it in Magic Marker. I pointed that out to my dad at which point he grabbed the glove out of my hands, slapped it across my head, and […]


Yeah, Jaden Smith Is An Adult

May 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jaden Smith is 14-years old, but he has a ton of money that he earned because his father, Will Smith, buys him movie franchises like The Karate Kid to keep him happy in between dropping Kidz Bop rap albums. Because of that money, Jaden thinks that he should be emancipated from his parents and be […]


what the hell is happening to Will Smith

October 17, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Will Smith is only 44, way too young to look as old as he did last night in these pictures on X17. And he’s not currently filming anything so it’s not like he dyed his hair for that. It’s probably part of a disguise so he can go around robbing and beating up prostitutes, so […]


Jaden Smith is a rapper now too

September 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Will Smith got his daughter Willow a record contract and now he’s producing a re-make of ‘Annie’ for her to star in, and he produced the ‘Karate Kid’ remake for his son Jaden to star in, but where’s his record deal? Oh never mind, here it is. And I assume it’s gonna be a big […]


Will Smith has a new version of ‘Summertime’

June 9, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t remember a whole lot from 1991, but I don’t think I ever liked the song ‘Summertime’. Well now Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff have done a new version, so maybe the problem before was that it didn’t have a man in his 40‘s with a hacking cough over a beat that sounds […]


Will Smith is quite the snazzy dresser

May 23, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hey. Will Smith. Try to look gayer. (image source of smith on his way to letterman in new york today = bauer griffin)


Will Smith slapped a reporter

May 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Will Smith was at the Moscow premiere of ‘Men in Black 3′ today when a male reporter tried to kiss him on the lips. That went over about as well as you might think and Smith backhanded him in the face (it looks worse in the second clip), then said, “He’s lucky I didn’t sucker […]


‘Men in Black 3’ cost $375 million

May 15, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

The LA Times says today that Sony has already spent close to $375 million to produce, market, and distribute ‘Men in Black 3’ (meaning it could end up being the most expensive movie ever made), and essentially has no chance of making any of that back. Especially since it will almost certainly suck because they […]


Will Smith looks thrilled

May 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Will Smith and Josh Brolin were in Madrid yesterday for the Spain premiere of ‘Men in Black III’, and not only did they have to go to the Madrid Tennis Open but they got paraded around like assholes to hit a giant tennis ball with a giant tennis racket. Josh Brolin seems cool, so it’s […]

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