Jaden Smith is 14-years old, but he has a ton of money that he earned because his father, Will Smith, buys him movie franchises like The Karate Kid to keep him happy in between dropping Kidz Bop rap albums. Because of that money, Jaden thinks that he should be emancipated from his parents and be considered an adult, so he can run around and do whatever the fuck he wants and not have to answer for it. Really, it’s the American dream.
Jaden gave us a good glimpse of “adulthood” yesterday as he went shopping for an Iron Man costume with Kylie Jenner, and then he wore it to lunch at Nobu in New York City. And it’s not even a good Iron Man costume. It’s the kind that middle class kids wear on Halloween. This kid doesn’t deserve all of that wealth, which is why the Kardashians have most likely locked in on him.
Will Smith is only 44, way too young to look as old as he did last night in these pictures on X17. And he’s not currently filming anything so it’s not like he dyed his hair for that. It’s probably part of a disguise so he can go around robbing and beating up prostitutes, so let’s start telling everyone that.
Will Smith got his daughter Willow a record contract and now he’s producing a re-make of ‘Annie’ for her to star in, and he produced the ‘Karate Kid’ remake for his son Jaden to star in, but where’s his record deal?
Oh never mind, here it is.
And I assume it’s gonna be a big hit. He’s a 14-year-old who’s entire life has been endless luxury and privilege, and he spends the entire song bragging about how wonderful and rich he is. How could anyone not enjoy a song like that.
I don’t remember a whole lot from 1991, but I don’t think I ever liked the song ‘Summertime’. Well now Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff have done a new version, so maybe the problem before was that it didn’t have a man in his 40‘s with a hacking cough over a beat that sounds embarrassed to be there.
(listens to clip)
Oh hey so it turns that didn’t help at all and the song still sucks. The full version will be available for download on Monday, though I can’t imagine why you’d do that.
Will Smith was at the Moscow premiere of ‘Men in Black 3’ today when a male reporter tried to kiss him on the lips. That went over about as well as you might think and Smith backhanded him in the face (it looks worse in the second clip), then said, “He’s lucky I didn’t sucker punch him.” Which would have been terrific. Like when Heath Herring knocked out that Japanese guy, except prissier.