Smith Family Celebrity Garage Sale

October 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I wouldn’t mind owning one or two pairs of Jada Pinkett-Smith’s old panties. Not for anything pervy, but because I’m inclined towards doing everything I can in helping those afflicted by natural disasters. 


Will Smith’s Kids Need a Dwight Howard Buckling

November 19, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Being raised by undercover Scientologists with an open marriage, a boatload of cash, and a belief that a typical upbringing will hinder the blossoming of your Xenu blessed offspring is bound to backfire mightily. In the case of Willow and Jaden Smith it has manifested itself into two teen beatniks who spit out bad poetry […]


Will Smith Is A Nice Guy And Possibly A Shitty Dad

May 22, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

While he’s being investigated by the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services over the photo of 13-year old Willow Smith in bed with a shirtless 20-year old actor whose name doesn’t matter, Will Smith helped make a random woman’s pregnancy announcement a little more special by posing with her in a coffee shop. […]


Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner Are The Face of Domestic Terrorism

May 20, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Think of Kylie Jenner, and the Will Smith dunderhead kids and this Moises Arias bratpack leader as those for whom Scientology and Instagram just ins’t providing answers to key questions such as Why Am I Here, Am I In Control of My Destiny, and Why Does My Sister Get the Mercedes While I Get Stuck […]


Jada Pinkett Smith Calls Everybody a Pedophile

May 9, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Maybe you thought it was weird that 13-year old Willow Smith was in an Instagram photo in bed with her 20-year old topless guy friend Moises Arias. And that’s why you’re a pedophile, according to Jada Pinkett Smith who felt obliged to respond publicly: There was nothing sexual about that picture or that situation. You guys […]


Willow Smith Is Growing Up So Fast

May 7, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Today seems like a good day to get to know a young actor who all the kids have already been slightly aware of for years. Moises Arias is a former star of Hannah Montana and a few other shows and movies that you might have heard of, but he’s also well known as the 20-year […]


Someone Needs To Remind Willow Smith That She’s 12 (VIDEO)

July 10, 2013 | video | Brendon| 0 Comments

Willow Smith is only 12-years old. That’s important to remember if you choose to watch the video for her new single, “Summer Fling”, as she’s being felt up by some guy who’s probably in his 20s for several minutes. Obviously, a lot of people think that it’s inappropriate for a 12-year old girl to be […]