Will Smith's Kids Need a Dwight Howard Buckling

Being raised by undercover Scientologists with an open marriage, a boatload of cash, and a belief that a typical upbringing will hinder the blossoming of your Xenu blessed offspring is bound to backfire mightily. In the case of Willow and Jaden Smith it has manifested itself into two teen beatniks who spit out bad poetry and cult physics via Twitter and unnecessarily high profile magazine interviewspurposely designed...read more

Will Smith Is A Nice Guy And Possibly A Shitty Dad

While he's being investigated by the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services over the photo of 13-year old Willow Smith in bed with a shirtless 20-year old actor whose name doesn't matter, Will Smith helped make a random woman's pregnancy announcement a little more special by posing with her in a coffee shop. Hopefully Emily didn't solicit any parenting advice from the Fresh Prince of Not Giving a Shit,...read more

Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner Are The Face of Domestic Terrorism

Think of Kylie Jenner, and the Will Smith dunderhead kids and this Moises Arias bratpack leader as those for whom Scientology and Instagram just ins't providing answers to key questions such as Why Am I Here, Am I In Control of My Destiny, and Why Does My Sister Get the Mercedes While I Get Stuck With the Range Rover.Apparently, these kids are so thirsty for the kind of knowledge you can't get in a stupid school...read more

Jada Pinkett Smith Calls Everybody a Pedophile

Maybe you thought it was weird that 13-year old Willow Smith was in an Instagram photo in bed with her 20-year old topless guy friend Moises Arias. And that's why you're a pedophile, according to Jada Pinkett Smith who felt obliged to respond publicly: There was nothing sexual about that picture or that situation.You guys are projecting your trash onto it, and you're acting like covert pedophiles, and that's not cool....read more

Willow Smith Is Growing Up So Fast

Today seems like a good day to get to know a young actor who all the kids have already been slightly aware of for years. Moises Arias is a former star of Hannah Montana and a few other shows and movies that you might have heard of, but he's also well known as the 20-year old guy who is always hanging out with 15-year old Jaden Smith and the teenage Jenner sisters. Now he's also going to be known to some as the 20-year...read more

Someone Needs To Remind Willow Smith That She's 12 (VIDEO)

Willow Smith is only 12-years old. That's important to remember if you choose to watch the video for her new single, "Summer Fling", as she's being felt up by some guy who's probably in his 20s for several minutes. Obviously, a lot of people think that it's inappropriate for a 12-year old girl to be singing about love and especially having a fling, but this is America and there are probably pregnant toddlers by...read more

Charlie Sheen is suing that whore he kidnapped

Capri Anderson is of course the porn star who no one, even other porn stars, seems to have ever heard of until the police found her locked in Charlie Sheens hotel bathroom last month. She's been quiet about the incident since, until yesterday, when she went on Good Morning America and said Sheen was high and violent that night, adding that he used "racial slurs and put his hands around her throat". Which is why,...read more