Wladimir Klitschko Is Testing The Limits Of Hayden Panettiere's Cervix

Wladimir Klitschko is 6-foot-6 and weighs about 245 pounds, while Hayden Panettiere is 3-foot-1 and weighs as much as a bag of grapes, so it's only natural to imagine him splitting her into a dozen pieces when they have crazy Ukrainian gorilla sex. But whatever his... read more

Hayden Panettiere is single too

Hayden Panettiere and Wladmir Klitschko also announced that they've broken up today after dating for the past two years, but since I don't care about that in any way, here's 47 more pictures of Bar Refaeli in a bikini. You can skip these if you wan't, but then you won't... read more

Hayden Panettiere showed off her misspelled tat

Hayden Panettiere went to the Tribeca Film Festival on Sunday in this sexy backless dress that showed off her tat. It says, "Vivere senza rimipianti", which is Italian for, "To live without regrets". The good news is that probably means she's slutty. The bad news is it's... read more

wednesday headlines

CARLOS MENCIA - steals jokes. This of course was a bigger story when Joe Rogan confronted him on stage 3 years ago (video and backstory here), but this morning Opie and Anthony played an audio clip where Carlos actually admits it. It's possible he was being sarcastic,... read more

its hayden and her boyfriend

"Hi Mr, Panettiere. I'm heavyweight boxing champion Wladimir Klitschko. I'm gonna split your daughter in half one day." Yeah so Hayden and her boyfriend had breakfast at Le Pain in West Hollywood today. It looks like she should be riding on his back like Yoda. They don't... read more