Justice League Got the Male Gaze Amazons and Bored White Women Are Pissed

November 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Thanks to a male director and male wardrobe designer, the Justice League Amazons are showing much more skin than their counterparts in the Wonder Woman version, helmed by a woman with a female wardrobe designer. It’s the Grassy Knoll, but discussing breast plate size.

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James Cameron Still Knows Wonder Woman Sucks

September 28, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Softcore porn flick Wonder Woman is as divisive as Chrissy Teigen’s cellulite. Admit that it’s not your new religion and you hate women and their protesting and their tampons. The creators behind Wonder Woman, which has grossed over $820 million worldwide since premiering in June, tout the flick’s profound contribution to the feminist zeitgeist. A strong independent superhero who don’t need no man. But definitely takes care of her body to ensure bangability. And bankability. The full package.

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Let The Wonder Woman Pay Gap Whining Commence

June 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a natural lifecycle to unsupported bitching. It’s all in the textbook and will definitely be on the Bad Shit Men Do To Subjugate Women finals. A long title for the most popular class currently taught at liberal arts schools. 

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Wonder Woman Just For Women

May 26, 2017 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

“Apologies, gentlemen, but we’re embracing our girl power and saying ‘No Guys Allowed’ for one special night at the Alamo Ritz. And when we say ‘Women (and People Who Identify As Women) Only,’ we mean it.

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Thin Wonder Woman Causing Rifts

May 12, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Warner Bros. took a huge hunk of money from the makers of ThinkThin bars and shakes to co-promote their product with the release of the Wonder Woman film nobody asked for, but CGI jobs in Korea are helping to fund the DMZ. 

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U.N. Dumps Wonder Woman For Having Big White Tits

December 15, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A group of concerned United Nations staffers started an online petition to remove Wonder Woman as UN’s Honorary Ambassador for the Empowerment of Women and Girls. For those who’d like to pretend corporate donations aren’t a part of these decisions from on high, earlier this year Red from Angry Birds was named a UN Honorary Ambassador.

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I Wonder If Wonder Woman Will Be Super Female Empowering (VIDEO)

January 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Warner Bros. Wonder Woman film has started its eighteen month long marketing campaign with a bang of female empowerment and girl power. Wonder Woman isn’t just a superhero, she’s a brave powerful woman who doesn’t need your help opening doors, just a level playing field, equal pay for equal work, and maybe you could […]

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