Delta Airlines Knows Shit About Giraffes

By Lex June 17, 2014 @ 9:23 AM

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What’s this newfangled Twitter thing I keep hearing about said some Fortune 500 executive about six months ago. Now you’ve got multinational corporations employing the unwashed Occupy masses to run their pointless social media feeds. In reality, there are only two things a company like Delta need ever Tweet. One, cheap fucking fares to Vegas! Two, I know it’s hard to believe, but we’re still an actual company. But you’ve got a social media strategy and somebody’s nephew cranking the Tweet pipeline so suddenly you’re giving best wishes to the U.S. Soccer Team immediately after their win over Ghana. ¬†When it comes to sports, everybody is wondering what Delta Airlines has to say. Except, your social media specialist used a picture of a giraffe for Ghana and Ghana doesn’t have any damn giraffes. Now every Internet troll with wisdom points is jumping your ass on Twitter. Everybody knows there are no giraffes in Ghana. Well, I didn’t. I bet half of Ghana doesn’t know. And most of America who can’t find America on a map probably didn’t know. I’d like to dig up Marlin Perkins; I bet he didn’t know. Maybe next time learned scholar at Delta, use a picture of a white man raping the country of gold and bauxite so we can skip all this you don’t know your Ghana shit nonsense.