Delta Airlines Knows Shit About Giraffes

What's this newfangled Twitter thing I keep hearing about said some Fortune 500 executive about six months ago. Now you've got multinational corporations employing the unwashed Occupy masses to run their pointless social media feeds. In reality, there are only two things a company like Delta need ever Tweet. One, cheap fucking fares to Vegas! Two, I know it's hard to believe, but we're still an actual company. more