Shit Not To Do When Playing Soccer (VIDEO)

I don't know much about soccer other than it's super popular in nations with poorly funded rec centers. You need lots of dirt and lots of malnourished kids to run eleven marathons in an effort to score one single fucking goal so everybody can go search for unattended scrap metal. Women's soccer is the same, only by definition forty-percent less interesting, which places it on par with watching your balls air dry. The...read more

Marlen Doll Celebrates Chile’s World Cup Victory With 12 Hours of Sex

Chilean porn star, as if that can be checked, Marlen Doll promised to have sex for eight hours straight if Chile won their initial World Cup match. It's a big thing for South American pros to promise nudity or sex in support of their nation's soccer cause. Though not as big for a woman who typically has sex for eight hours a day. After Chile's win, Marlen got into the spirit and had guys doink her for twelve straight...read more