R.I.P. Stan Lee

November 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Stan Lee Is Dead at 95. The only good thing that comes from Stan Lee’s passing is that a gender fluid version of Spiderman never existed in any spider-verse while he was alive. There’s been affirmative action Spiderman, Spider-ham, and... READ MORE

Fox Caves on X-Men

June 7, 2016 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fox caved on pressure from Rose McGowan and several of her braless underemployed Hollywood friends and removed their billboards for X-Men featuring Apocalypse choking Mystique. When making a movie where women get punched, kicked, stabbed, shot, and eviscerated, it's... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Looks Great In Blue

May 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

X-Men: Days of Future Past director Bryan Singer has been teasing the film’s and comic’s fans by Tweeting photos from the set since at least April, but it didn’t matter until yesterday when he posted the first shots of... READ MORE

lets all pretend X-Men 3 never happened

November 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Brett Ratner is such a shitty director that when he was done with ‘X-Men: The Last Stand’, the franchise had to literally go back in time before it existed and start over. Which is how we got ‘X-Men: First... READ MORE

Thursday headlines, with the voluptuous Gwyneth Paltrow

May 13, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

TOM SIZEMORE – has been questioned by the LAPD about the disappearance of a 25-year-old girl named Megan Wren. Police think Sizemore might know something because he was friends with the girl, perhaps her boyfriend, and also because he’s... READ MORE

Friday headlines, with Lindsay Lohan and green ooze

May 7, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES – had it’s first day of filming today in India, and already there are mysterious pictures from the set showing a green ooze. And the internet is all, “Is that the Lazarus Pit? Is Ra’s... READ MORE

Thursday headlines, with trailers and Kelly Brook in a bikini

May 6, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

X MEN: FIRST CLASS – has 3 new character trailers for Beast, Banshee, and Havok, also known as, “Oh I Thought That Was Young Cyclops”, “Who?”, and “The One Who Humps Out Laser Hoops”. (mtv) CONAN THE BARBARIAN –... READ MORE

Wednesday afternoon headlines

April 28, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER – has agreed to reprise his most famous role in Terminator 5, to be directed by Justin Lin, whose first task will be to explain why a robot has a turkey neck and occasionally noticeable bra strap.... READ MORE