By Lex October 10, 2014 @ 10:35 AM
One chick’s from Denmark. The other Moldova. We Are The World. Don’t you fucking see that ISIS. You’ve lost. We have over a hundred countries from which barely legal girls will take off their tops for the the god of fame and fortune. You can’t fight that kind of primordial power with rusty machetes and robes that could really use a good washing. We win. Tits win. America wins. Take some time to rape young boys in the villages while this sinks in.
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By Lex February 04, 2014 @ 12:02 PM
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By Lex November 18, 2013 @ 1:45 PM
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By Lex May 14, 2013 @ 2:44 PM
Remember back before the Internet when you’d see a hot girl in some magazine or a movie and you’d get all excited wondering who she was? So, maybe you’d ask your buddy, Rick, but Rick hates his job as a floater at Macy’s and is too stoned to answer. That right there was the sum total of available research. But, now, with the click of a mouse, I can tell you that model Xenia Deli is from Moldova and she’s 170 cm tall. That was worth waiting 20 years for.
And, yeah, fuck you if you’re too young to remember life before the Internet. Someday your hair will thin out and driving an hour to get laid will seem like too much work.