joe francis acted in “self-defense”

October 10, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The attorney for Joe Francis must be from one of those countries where they chop out a womans clitoris when she turns 11 or push them in volcanoes to make it rain, and he’ll be all set if he... READ MORE

anna nicole smith: murderer!

October 7, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When Anna Nicole Smith married oil-millionaire Howard Marshall in 1994, she was 26 and he was 89. He died just about one year later, no doubt smiling. This began the legal fight for his fortune, estimated at around 550M. ... READ MORE

this never happened

October 7, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You may think that Mel Gibson was arrested on July 28, 2006, for DUI, during which he made a bunch of anti-Semitic and sexist comments, but you’d be wrong according to the official court documents. Because today Mel successfully... READ MORE

randy quaid is wanted, sexy

September 25, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Santa Barbara County Police Department has issued warrants for the arrest of Randy Quaid and his wife Evi after they ran up a bill of over $10,000 at the luxurious San Ysidro Ranch, and then just, sort of... READ MORE

detective freckles was right!

September 22, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When Lindsay Lohans house was broken into last August, Detective Freckles got out her trench coat and giant magnifying glass and deduced that the culprit may have had motives even more sinister than simple financial gain. that’s how i... READ MORE

detective freckles cracked the case

September 18, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Nicholas Prugo, 18, was arrested Thursday morning, suspected of robbing the homes of Lindsay Lohan last month and Audrina Patridge back in February. Lohan’s mother Dina tells PEOPLE, “Yes, we have found , God is good.” Lohan’s Hollywood Hills... READ MORE

“after he crashed into Police…”

July 21, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

If you’re gonna drive drunk and you don’t want to be arrested, the most important thing to do of course is not run into the cops. That’s not a figure of speech by they way. I mean literally don’t... READ MORE

Best story ever?

June 18, 2009 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Today will certainly be embarrassing for 2008 “American Idol” runner-up David Archuleta, and I’m sure he would appreciate everyone’s understanding and discretion. But that sure as fuck isn’t gonna happen here. Not after his pain-in-ass-dad got busted with his... READ MORE