When Anna Nicole Smith married oil-millionaire Howard Marshall in 1994, she was 26 and he was 89. He died just about one year later, no doubt smiling. This began the legal fight for his fortune, estimated at around 550M. Marshalls son, not unreasonably, thought Smith didn’t deserve her dads money and so he took her to court. Smith could either walk away from the money or fight for it in court. Oh and there was one more option: MURDER!!!
The FBI investigated whether Anna Nicole Smith plotted to kill her tycoon husband’s son as they battled for his father’s fortune, but the former Playboy Playmate who died in 2007 was never prosecuted.
Smith’s FBI records, obtained exclusively by The Associated Press, say the agency investigated Smith in 2000 and 2001 in a murder-for-hire plot targeting E. Pierce Marshall … (he) died three years ago of natural causes.
OR DID HE? (cue ominous “dun-dun-dun” music). Wait no. No he did die of natural causes. Because there’s zero chance Anna Nicole Smith was smart enough to orchestrate a murder, and a negative zero chance she was smart enough to hide it from the FBI. At best her plan would be to invite him over and offer him poison to drink, but when she gave it to him it would be this boiling green sludge with fog coming off the top. “No, driink it, is good. I jus’ had one so I downe really want another raght now but you should drink yurs. Go on drink it.”
You may think that Mel Gibson was arrested on July 28, 2006, for DUI, during which he made a bunch of anti-Semitic and sexist comments, but you’d be wrong according to the official court documents. Because today Mel successfully had that arrest expunged from his record, for some reason. TMZ says…
Judge Lawrence Mira just signed legal documents in Malibu, expunging the misdemeanor DUI from Mel’s record.
The judge noted the conviction still is relevant for “gun control purposes.” It can also be used as a prior conviction if Gibson gets popped for DUI in the future.
Mel’s lawyer, Blair Berk, requested the motion to dismiss on September 21 after Mel successfully completed the terms of his three-year probation.
This will do a lot to fix his reputation, especially if we all agree to re-do 2005 and pretend nothing since then ever happened. It’ll be fun. I’ll start: boy that Amy Winehouse is a fresh young face, isn’t she. I see good things on the horizon for her.
The Santa Barbara County Police Department has issued warrants for the arrest of Randy Quaid and his wife Evi after they ran up a bill of over $10,000 at the luxurious San Ysidro Ranch, and then just, sort of left. Turns out that’s illegal. Radar says…
…the couple is expected to be charged with three felony counts each: Defrauding an innkeeper, conspiracy and Burglary, and that bail will be set at $20,000.
…a source close to the investigation confirmed that Randy and Evi also owe the Hotel Bel-Air $17,000 in unpaid hotel bills and are holding on to a rental car that has been reported missing by Hertz Rent-A-Car.
Who knows what these vultures really want from Randy but he can’t very well pay every single hotel bill AND prance around in fancy full length fur coats, now can he? He’s not an ATM machine, you know. I’m sure he tried to explain that to them, but you know these hotels. Money, money, money. “You owe us money, we want our money.” It’s a really unattractive quality to be honest.
When Lindsay Lohans house was broken into last August, Detective Freckles got out her trench coat and giant magnifying glass and deduced that the culprit may have had motives even more sinister than simple financial gain.
that’s how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren’t taken… just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me
Well, that still makes it a robbery, I mean ROBBERY, but whatever, because today TMZ says the suspect was an old friend. Her coke dealer.
The man arrested for allegedly burglarizing Lindsay Lohan’s house may not have been a stranger to the actress..
Several people who worked with her on the movie “Labor Pains” saw Nick Prugo hanging out on the set with Lindsay. One person who worked on the set estimates she saw them together at least 10 times.
Prugo — who is 18 — was arrested for cocaine possession last February.
Lindsay almost made this arrest last week when she confronted Nick but he escaped when the heel broke off one of her shoes during a struggle and after that she just ran in a circle for about a minute then got dizzy and fell down.
Nicholas Prugo, 18, was arrested Thursday morning, suspected of robbing the homes of Lindsay Lohan last month and Audrina Patridge back in February.
Lohan’s mother Dina tells PEOPLE, “Yes, we have found [him], God is good.”
Lohan’s Hollywood Hills home was burglarized last month by a young man and woman in which a safe was ripped out of the wall, and bags, shoes and jewelry were stolen.
In February, the apparent same pair broke into Patridge’s Los Angeles home and was caught on tape making off with several bags of her possessions.
Many people think Lindsay was very much a part of the break-in at her house, so it will be interesting to see what comes of this. Prugo was also involved when she was arrested for prostitution last year. Or maybe she wasn’t I don’t know. What am I, in the CIA or something. I can’t keep track of all this crap.
Besides who cares when Audrinas body is this ridiculous. I’m even over the eye thing. She could have eyes at the end of tentacles for all I care, LOOK AT THAT ASS. I would punch that kitty so hard sparks would be coming out of her. And then smoke. The fire marshal would have to come and give me a citation to get me off that ass.
(hq jump here. pictures of her throwing out the first pitch at a Dodgers game on 8.31 here. source = splash and wenn)
If you’re gonna drive drunk and you don’t want to be arrested, the most important thing to do of course is not run into the cops. That’s not a figure of speech by they way. I mean literally don’t crash into the cops.
Hey guess what that “Burn Notice” guy did…
Burn Notice star Jeffrey Donovan was arrested for a DUI on July 11 after he crashed into a Miami Beach Police Cruiser on July 11 around 11:50 pm. He refused a breath test.
“I really think I’m only borderline and not too drunk – the only mistake I made tonight was to drink Benadryl with three glasses of wine,” Donovan said on the way to the police station.
(Donovan told the arresting officer), “Sorry I didn’t see the red light or your car.”
I’m not technically a lawyer, but I don’t think the best way to explain away why you appeared drunk is by telling the cop how you got drunk. It would be like if your girlfriend thought you were cheating, and you told her, “The mistake I made was putting my penis inside that girls vagina, and then thrusting my hips back and forth. But ‘cheating?’ No. No absolutely not. You sound ridiculous right now.”
