lindsay lohans nails may be considered contempt

"I am not taking this as a joke, it's my life and career. I don't want to you to think I don't respect you and your terms," Lindsay Lohan said to the judge yesterday after writing "fuck u" on her fingernail. And now that final act of arrogance could get her in even more trouble because it might be considered contempt of court. Fox News says... If indeed Lohan's message was aimed toward the courts, "it would be a...

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lindsay lohan had 'fuck u' on her nails the entire time

Remember in court today, during Lindsays probation hearing, just before sentencing, when she was crying to the judge and swearing that she's changed and this wasn't a joke to her, and she begged for the chance to prove that any mistakes of the past were simple misunderstandings and she had never done anything to deliberately disrespect the court? Yeah well she had "fuck u" written on her fingernail the entire time....

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90 days in jail (updated with more video)

After ignoring every warning and disregarding every order, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail this afternoon for violating her probation. The LA Times says... Judge Marsha N. Revel ruled today that Lindsay Lohan violated the terms of her probationin a drunk driving case when she failed to attend alcohol education classes and sentenced her to 90 days in jail. The judge stated several instances over thelast...

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Paris Hilton has been arrested in South Africa (update!)

Think of the scariest possible thing that could ever happen to a spoiled little brat like Paris Hilton. Now double it. Now double that. Now read this AP report about her getting locked up abroad for possession of marijuana... Paris Hilton appeared briefly late Friday in a South African courtroom after being arrested on suspicion possession of marijuana. Neither she nor court officials said anything and she was quickly...

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britney is under investigation for child abuse

It should be noted right from the start that Britney vehemently denies these charges, and the person who filed the compliant is the same bodyguard who quit three weeks ago claiming he was sexually harassed (more on that here). It also needs to be mentioned that the British tabloids are awesome, the only people more obsessed with tits than I am. Even in a child abuse story they find a way to talk about tits by showing...

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"he punched Oksana in the face two times, breaking her teeth..."

Mel Gibsons Ruskie ex girlfriend has been quite the little tattle tale lately, starting Friday when she started telling people that she got a restraining order against him 5 days earlier because he was violent and she was in fear for her life. It basically went downhill for Gibson after that... - "She tried to protect the baby during one of Gibson's violent episodes when he punched Oksana in the face two times,...

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his ex says mel gibson is violent

Earlier today Radar reported that Mel Gibson asked the court for a restraining order on his ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, a Russian model who had his baby just 7 months ago. Now TMZ adds that she actually got one on him first, and when she did it she went right for the PR jugular. Oksana's lawyers went to the family law court in downtown L.A. last Monday for an emergency hearing, and told the judge that Mel...

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mel gibson got a restraining order against his ex

Last year Mel Gibson divorced his wife of 28 years and had a child with a Russian model named Oksana Grigorieva. It was an exciting time for Gibson. Now is an exciting time too, except in more of a "that crazy bitch is gonna kill me" kind of way. Mel Gibson has filed a restraining order against the mother of his illegitimate seven-month-old daughter, Radar Online has learned. In a blockbuster development in his bitter...

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the jeremy london story is the weirdest thing ever

At first this story seems like the idiotic rambling of a former drug addict after a relapse, but Radar says 'Party of Five' star Jeremy London is claiming he was kidnapped, held at gunpoint and forced to get high last week in Palm Springs. "And did the police buy that, did that work", asked Lindsay Lohan when she heard the news. London, 37, was attempting to change a flat tire on his vehicle when a man stopped to help...

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jodie foster beat someone up

(note - I don't have any Jodie Foster pictures, but I wanted to be respectful of her lifestyle choice so I posted a bunch of pictures of girls kissing) Jodie Foster has been accused of battery by a 17-year-old cry baby, who claims Foster poked him and grabbed his arm after he took her picture with his phone. As you read this keep in mind that Foster is 5'3", maybe 130 pounds, and 47 years old. "Jodie Foster attacked...

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chase crawford has been arrested

‘Gossip Girl' star Chase Crawford was arrested early this morning for possession of marijuana. Actually for mutual possession of one joint. As you may have guessed, this did not happen in LA. The 24-year-old Gossip Girl star was reportedly arrested in a pub parking lot in Plano, Texas, after police discovered less than two ounces of marijuana in the car he was in. The charge is a misdemeanor. According to reports,...

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lindsay lohan is drug free. allegedly.

It may seem surprising that Lindsay Lohan hasn't set off her SCRAM bracelet since being ordered to wear it on May 24th, but keep in mind she's been on prescription pain killers most of the time since then. And those are allowed for some reason. Also there's the fact that the LA justice system is incompetent and corrupt. God damn thing might not even be turned on. Radar says... Lindsay Lohan has taken two drug tests...

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charlie sheen is going to jail

Charlie Sheen made a huge mistake when he ran around the house with a knife and threatened to kill his wife on Christmas Eve, and that mistake of course was that he did it somewhere other than LA. He did it in Aspen, where they have laws, and those laws are applied even to Hollywood stars if you can believe that. People says… Charlie Sheen will plead guilty to a misdemeanor offense and get 30 days jail time, says a...

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lindsay is going to jail! or not!

Lindsay Lohan is in big trouble now blah blah blah broke the law again blah blah jail for sure! Lindsay Lohan has violated the terms of her probation and is headed for a showdown in court next month that will almost certainly land her in jail. Lohan -- who is on probation for DUI -- has not fulfilled the alcohol education requirement laid down by the judge. Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year,...

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tito ortiz might have punched jenna jameson

Just about 3 hours ago, at 9:53am pct, a call was placed to 911 reporting a domestic disturbance at the home shared by MMA superstar Tito Ortiz and dick sucking superstar Jenna Jameson. TMZ has learned Tito Ortiz was just arrested for domestic violence at the home he shares with Jenna Jameson. We're told when cops arrived to the home in Huntington Beach, CA -- Jenna Jameson had "visible injuries." He better not be in...

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