T.I. and his wife were arrested last night

T.I. could be facing three years in jail after he and his shockingly fug wife were arrested during a routine traffic stop last night in West Hollywood. According to radar, the officer "smelled a strong odor of marijuana", searched the car (a 2010 Maybach), found "a... read more

Paris Hilton might actually be in trouble

These stories never turn out the way I want them to (with a hanging, and crows), but Paris Hilton could be in real trouble after Las Vegas police found almost a gram of cocaine in her purse this weekend. Hilton is claiming it wasn't her purse and she didn't know the coke... read more

Paris Hilton charged with felony possession of cocaine

Paris Hilton was charged with felony possession of cocaine today in Las Vegas, and if convicted, she could face a minimum of one year in jail. This all began Friday night after she was pulled over for suspicion of smoking marijuana, leading police to find .8 grams of... read more

Paris Hilton was arrested with cocaine

Paris Hilton was arrested for possession of cocaine Friday night in Vegas, the third time this summer she's been detained by police for drugs (1, 2), and the third time this summer I've hoped someone is cutting coke with ground up glass. Us magazine says... Police pulled... read more

Mel Gibson crashed his car

Last night, at 8:35 in Malibu, Mel Gibson lost control of his 2008 Maserati and crashed into the rock wall along Malibu Canyon Road. He wasn't hurt, he was alone and alcohol was not a factor, but Mel won't tell police why he crashed. And good for him. It would ruin the... read more

Tila Tequila was "pelted with stones and feces..."

Inviting Tila Tequila to perform at a concert festival headlined by Insane Clown Posse sounds like the kind of thing you would make up as an example to illustrate something that went really badly. "How did your blind date go?" "About as well as Tila Tequila at an Insane... read more

Lindsay Lohan was released from jail

Lindsay Lohan was released from jail at 1:35am this morning after serving just 13 days of a 90 day prison sentence. Officially she spent 14 days in jail, but that's because LA county sheriff Lee Baca is a pussy who thinks it's cute to play little paperwork tricks. She... read more

Lindsay Lohan won't even serve 14 days in jail

Based on these examples, when a celebrity goes to jail in LA, they only serve about 5 percent of their sentence before the sheriff lets them out. So why is Lindsay Lohan condemned to her private cell for two weeks, as if she's some wild animal. That's not 5 percent,... read more

lindsay lohans mugshot

Lindsay Lohans mugshot and booking info have finally been released, and just like in court she looks stoned off her ass. What do you have, scoliosis? Sit up straight bitch. [gallery ids="617402,617412"] read more

the lindsay lohan courtroom video

If you didn't see the video of Lindsay Lohan in court this morning, all I can say is that it was incredible. If you like watching white trash with over processed hair looking bored and unrepentant, this is gonna be Video Of The Year. If however you were hoping to see... read more

lindsay lohan is gonna get strip searched

After today, everyone will get a long and well deserved break from Lindsay Lohan. Unfortunately today has only just begun, but at least Good Morning America got things started with a sexy interview. Apparently one of the very first things that will happen to Lindsay... read more

lindsay lohan thinks jail is a violation of her civil rights

The problem with Lindsay Lohan is that she doesn't seem spoiled enough, so last night she promptly took care of that on her twitter page. Chief Justice Freckles called class into session and then made the case that it was a violation of her civil rights for a judge to... read more