Justin Bieber Enters Adulthood

March 3, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t care if Justin Bieber devotes the remainder of his life to sweeping up leper skin in Calcutta, dudes who insist on being topless will never be saints, just douchebags. I’m talking to you, jogger for whom a t-shirt was adversely affecting your time around the block. Bieber celebrated his 21st birthday by doing […]


Justin Bieber Is Super Incredibly Not Gay (VIDEO)

May 7, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not cool to call Justin Bieber gay. First off, being gay is not a slur. Or it is a slur. I can’t remember the current protocol, but I know it’s not right to yell out at somebody who’s merely an asswipe you want to punch in the tiny nose. Secondly, could somebody who’s gay […]