Zac Hanson got a gooey surprise after a fan spit in his face at a Hanson show. It seems that some weird guy who likes mid-nineties teen pop snuck on to the Hanson tour bus, probably to kill the brothers and wear their skin. While being ejected from the bus, the guy turned around and hocked a noteworthy sized loogie on Zac Hanson’s perfectly disheveled face. Hanson then just smiled and let the guy mope away because he might be a drummer, but he’s still a Hanson. It would be easy to dismiss this act of random spittle as something many of us wanted to do 15 years ago upon hearing Mmmbop for the 41st time. But it’s gross. Be a man and punch Hanson’s face into a bloody pulp. Destroy something beautiful then stand there and take the fallout. Spitting and running is Justin Bieber. You’ve just become what you set out to destroy.
Video source: Tricia Martin