Three of These Fashionistas Will Suck Your Dick Without Complaining

By Lex July 01, 2013 @ 5:15 PM

Women who are into fashion bore me. I’m not saying it’s any worse than men who are really into sports. But it’s certainly more expensive. I understand that basic human desire to look good to the opposite sex. But that’s not really the point of fashion. If women asked men what to wear they’d always get the ‘take it all off, baby’ advice. The girls would giggle and say, no, silly, tell me what you really think. Then the guys would have to scramble because that was what they were really thinking.

Here’s Uma Thurman, Mena Suvari, and Emma Roberts at the Versace Fashion Show in Paris. I can’t think of a place I’d rather not be more than a fashion show in Paris. And I once lived in Ohio.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet

Zachary Quinto is gay

By brendon October 17, 2011 @ 8:23 AM


Zachary Quinto, who is mostly famous of course for playing Spock in the most recent ‘Star Trek’ movie, was doing an otherwise uneventful interview on topics ranging from his newest movie to Occupy Wall Street, when he casually confirmed the rumor that he’s gay. A rumor I didn’t even know existed. And yet now in hindsight he looks really gay in all his pictures. But good for him. People shouldn’t have to pretend to be something they’re not. Unless what they are is someone who hates me, in which case they should sugarcoat everything and pretend they like me. Confidence wise, I’m a very delicate place right now.

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