03.25.2009 afternoon headlines

ISAIAH WASHINGTON - the former “Grey's Anatomy” star is being evicted from his home near Santa Monica because he is 5 months late on the rent. Which in this case equals $100,000. People in Omaha who pay 2 grand for a five-bedroom with a fenced yard must be laughing their ass off right now. (source = ap)

AMERICAN IDOL - producers for the show admitted today that the group number that opens each results show is lip-synched. “Due to extensive choreography and to balance their voices with open mikes against a screaming audience, the Idols do sing along to their own prerecorded vocal track…” The guy apologized, but I think he misunderstood. If they could just turn on a radio for the entire hour that would be terrific. (source = ny times)

ZHANG ZIYI – finally, new pictures of the “Crouching Tiger” star on a topless beach in January. The guy understandably burying his face in her ass is her boyfriend. Hopefully. Otherwise I masturbated to a rape in progress, and there's no way I can talk my way out of that again.

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01.05.2009 ZHANG ZIYI IS FREAKY

In what is guaranteed to be a big deal back in her homeland of China, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and "Rush Hour 2" star Zhang Ziyi was caught topless on a beach while her boyfriend licked her ass. This is pretty surprising, because even though all Asian girls are sexual freaks, the commies don’t condone this kind of thing in public. I should say, “most Asian girls are sexual freaks”. A recent poll found that 100 percent of the Asian girls I currently live with refuse to lay out topless, even though their tits are awesome, and also I'm not allowed to rub thier ass on the beach, even though that sounds like fun. A follow up survey showed they’re vehemently against hardcore pornography and only chose "2" when asked about about the probability of a three-way with another girl. WTF? I think I picked a dud.