Zooey Deschanel New Tits And Shit Around The Web

By Jack May 05, 2015 @ 12:00 PM

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Hipster princess Zooey Deschanel is looking different these days in the chest region. Her once perky medium sized alt hippy chick boobies have grown into true massive jug-sized funbags. Tit job? That’s not an accusation, that’s a compliment

Judge her jugs for yourself. (Popoholic)

Kelsey is some chick with nice tits that’s bared herself in her apartment. (Egotastic)

Travis Barker from the 90′s is boffing Arianny Celeste because some guys have all the luck. (TMZ)

Kanye took a pic of the historic meeting of Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian’s ass. (Huffington Post)

Chrissy Teigen shows off her bikini body in Selfie magazine. (Drunken Stepfather)

Kendall Jenner sideboob? Don’t mind if I do. (Hollywood Tuna)

Bras are for quitters. (The Chive)

Zooey Deschanel Runs Around On The Beach Filming

By Lex August 08, 2013 @ 8:38 AM

Zooey Deschanel Runs On The Beach On The Set Of The New Girl In Malibu
Everybody loves Zooey Deschanel because they see her as the attainable girl. Cute, quirky, not hot or snobby. The kind of girl you could actually get. Only, you haven’t gotten her. Neither have I. Nor anyone you know. So she’s not really attainable to us. She’s unattainable. I’d suggest that your love of Zooey Deschanel is really built on a false premise. And I’d be right. Now go talk to your grandfather about what it means to be a man.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, WENN

Zooey Deschanel also likes bunnies

By brendon January 24, 2012 @ 2:45 PM

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I’m as amazed as anyone but ‘New Girl’ is genuinely funny, the best new comedy since ‘Community’, thanks in large part to it’s perfect casting (namely Jake Johnson and Max Greenfield, and now they’ve added the great Lizzy Caplan). But the star of the show of course is Zooey Deschanel, seen here with a purse shaped like a bunny. It seems she and Jennifer Garner have a little theme going. That theme being: “women buy stupid shit”.

(image source = bauer griffin)