Omarosa Offered Piers Morgan A Piece

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes adults have a hard time being adults, especially when feelings are involved. Most women just have the hardest time dealing with rejection when they’ve been told their entire life that they have the golden ticket tucked between their... READ MORE

It’s Been a Long, Hard Week, But You Could Be Harder

April 28, 2017 | tits | guest-post| 0 Comments

This will give you something that'll turn that work week around. 

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Rachel Jessee Goes Topless Because It’s Fucking Go Topless Day

August 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rachel Jessee is an illusionist. That’s not nearly as important as the fact that she’s the redhead on your right with the absolutely perfect tits. Rachel and a couple dozen of her less attractive cohorts marched in honor of... READ MORE

Jessica Alba Flashes Kids at the Park

May 8, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

How embarrassed are you as a kid when your mom exposes herself at the park? I know it was the shame of my childhood. When dad joined in, I had to abandon public play areas altogether. So imagine how... READ MORE

it’s all the Kate Upton Sports Illustrated pictures so far

February 12, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Over the weekend it was learned that Kate Upton would be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue for the second year in a row after a cellphone copy of the cover showed up online. But now... READ MORE

Selena Gomez understands how to sell a movie

February 8, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

As long as ‘Spring Breakers’ keeps Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in bikinis, the movie could be about them pointing at my penis and laughing and I’d still be fine with it. I’d still see it 5 times. Hell... READ MORE

poor Sophie Turner :(

January 28, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Sophie Turner looked a little gloomy yesterday on the beach in Sydney, maybe because you can’t walk 10 feet in Australia without tripping over some physically perfect sex machine. Here she gets tons of attention but down there, I... READ MORE

Aida Yespica is incredible, needs to grow up

January 23, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Oh okay. So I guess I’m supposed to think that, a week after we broke up, Italian-Venezuelan model Aida Yespica just happened to be on Miami beach in a bikini in front of a bunch of photographers. Uh-huh. Yeah,... READ MORE

doing a sex scene with Lindsay is awful and tedious

January 18, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

As you may have heard by now, Lindsay Lohan is an immature and selfish cunt who still deludes herself into thinking she’s a respected actress. The NY Times said her attitude got even worse on the set of ‘the... READ MORE

Nabilla Benattia is a mystery

January 16, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

All the picture agency said is that Nabilla Benattia is a French reality star who was filming her show on Miami beach yesterday. Intrigued to learn more, I went on wiki and it said she’s an interstellar cloud of... READ MORE