Bella Hadid Just Wants Her Privacy, Okay People?

May 14, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  For a brief second I thought I was going to start liking Japanese sex robot to the stars Bella Hadid, because ironically she seemed to have more self-awareness than some real humans. Remember when she gave roses to the... READ MORE

Britney Spears Lets Us All In On The Secret To Happiness

April 18, 2018 | Photos | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Britney Spears is my spirit animal. She’s on a planet of delusion I wish I could inhabit. Spears soaks her existence in the proverb “ignorance is bliss” and terrible spray tan. She may possibly be the happiest half baked... READ MORE

Size Six Amy Schumer Claims To Eat… Carbs?

April 10, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  I won’t believe it for a second. Size six Amy Schumer clomped onto the set of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert to talk about life with her new chef husband, Chris Fischer. Schumer marrying someone who cooks food... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s Ventriloquist Offers Trump Legal Advice

April 4, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Believing that Lindsay Lohan has the wherewithal to be funny is like gathering around a Furby and waiting for a gut-busting standup routine. But people seem to have faith in the resilience of the human spirit – and... READ MORE

Sarah Silverman And Man Without A Penis Discuss Roseanne Reboot

April 1, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This Twitter back and forth between Sarah Silverman and a man without a penis is being lauded as an example of when two people can civilly agree to disagree. With our nation more polarized than ever, this is how we should... READ MORE

Britney Spears Not Herself For Kenzo

March 22, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Britney Spears hasn't been Britney Spears since she had a psychotic break and began living on a healthy diet of Lithium-laced grits, but her fans still hold out hope that the lip-syncer is mere moments away at any given time... READ MORE

Things That Will Make You Want To Die: Nico Tortorella’s Fluid Pansexual Queer Genderblending Wedding

March 19, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  There was once a time when in order to stand out and maintain individuality over the masses, people would dress differently, maybe get some zany piercings, or simply just be interesting or talented. But with over seven and... READ MORE


March 15, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you’re hard-pressed to define exactly what iHeartMedia is, even though you probably hear the name pretty often, just know that it no longer matters because the company will most likely soon no longer exist in its current... READ MORE

Burt Reynolds – If There’s Grass On The Sally Field

March 15, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The eighty-two-year-old Reynolds made a rare appearance on the Today show where he continued his tradition of giving bazaar interviews that highlight the fact that emaciated womanizing corpses from Hollywood's past probably should have an expiration date. READ MORE

Open Post: What Should Have Happened To Martin Shkreli?

March 9, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

He just got seven years in prison. Enough? Spoiler: Hell no. READ MORE