All Black People Look Alike According To Fox News

August 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I expect just about everyone being played on the syndicated radio station heard at local supermarkets to be dead already, but this wasn’t the case with Aretha Franklin. According to Fox she’s finally kicked the bucket. But if you’re... READ MORE

Bella Thorne Bails On Teen Choice Awards Because She’s A Better Person Than Most

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Bella Thorne is publicly demonstrating just how advanced technology has become. Besides just being a top favorite for most lifelike silicon sex toy, she’s demonstrating that soulless artificial intelligence synths can formulate opinions. Imagine if the ending of Ex... READ MORE

Britney Spears Sister Seeing Backlash For Letting Daughter Use Shotgun

August 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Being related to Britney Spears is about as bad as it gets. Because when she’s your sister you can’t even enjoy mediocrity in peace. Jamie Lynn Spears isn’t technically a celebrity. She’s more famous for being a non-talented next... READ MORE

Sheen’s Debt Causing Him To Swirl Down The Drain

August 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen is a decision-maker. Sure it’s never good decisions, but at least he’s not some namby-pamby on-the-fence dweller whose life has no direction. So what if the direction he’s headed in happens to be the wrong way. He’s... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham Films Daughter Petting Their Dead Pomeranian Before Taxidermy (VIDEO)

July 24, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Abraham's five-year-old Pomeranian Blue recently died, and Abraham took everyone's favorite photo opportunity - the death of a family pet - to a new level when she filmed her daughter Future Emotionally Damaged Stripper petting the dog corpse. This is... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Red Hot Bikini Pics

July 19, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now that you're lactating over Ashley Graham's diaper ass, it's a perfect time to check out someone who's even uglier - Amy Schumer. The sultry vixen posted a bunch of Instagram pics of herself waddling around a bunch of... READ MORE

Tim Tebow Wants Hot Women To Wait For It

July 18, 2018 | Photos | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Does anyone know if Tim Tebow has been deflowered yet? Because he sure gets around for a virgin waiting until marriage. He’s dating 2017’s Miss Universe Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters. Maybe mouth and butt stuff doesn’t count. Three Hail Marys after... READ MORE

Blind Item: “Suicided” Actor Killed By Other Actors Who Raped Foreign Teens

June 23, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"There have been a lot of suspicious suicides of celebrities as of late, but there was a first that started this whole thing over a decade ago. A film was being made overseas and several of the actors in... READ MORE

Selena Gomez Is Losing It

June 21, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yes, she's smearing cake around on her body with a knife for the sake of art, but you can't help but feel this is what she'd be doing on a normal Tuesday even if the cameras weren't rolling. Except... READ MORE