Amy Schumer Red Hot Bikini Pics

July 19, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now that you're lactating over Ashley Graham's diaper ass, it's a perfect time to check out someone who's even uglier - Amy Schumer. The sultry vixen posted a bunch of Instagram pics of herself waddling around a bunch of... READ MORE

Tim Tebow Wants Hot Women To Wait For It

July 18, 2018 | Photos | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Does anyone know if Tim Tebow has been deflowered yet? Because he sure gets around for a virgin waiting until marriage. He’s dating 2017’s Miss Universe Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters. Maybe mouth and butt stuff doesn’t count. Three Hail Marys after... READ MORE

Blind Item: “Suicided” Actor Killed By Other Actors Who Raped Foreign Teens

June 23, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"There have been a lot of suspicious suicides of celebrities as of late, but there was a first that started this whole thing over a decade ago. A film was being made overseas and several of the actors in... READ MORE

Selena Gomez Is Losing It

June 21, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yes, she's smearing cake around on her body with a knife for the sake of art, but you can't help but feel this is what she'd be doing on a normal Tuesday even if the cameras weren't rolling. Except... READ MORE

Ariana Grande Makes It Insta Official With Pete Davidson

June 1, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Ariana Grande has joined so many hot chicks before her by becoming what one of my favorite comedians calls a "funny f*cker." A funny f*cker is a woman who gets wet over a droll satirical zinger or even less... READ MORE

Bella Hadid Just Wants Her Privacy, Okay People?

May 14, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  For a brief second I thought I was going to start liking Japanese sex robot to the stars Bella Hadid, because ironically she seemed to have more self-awareness than some real humans. Remember when she gave roses to the... READ MORE

Britney Spears Lets Us All In On The Secret To Happiness

April 18, 2018 | Photos | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Britney Spears is my spirit animal. She’s on a planet of delusion I wish I could inhabit. Spears soaks her existence in the proverb “ignorance is bliss” and terrible spray tan. She may possibly be the happiest half baked... READ MORE

Size Six Amy Schumer Claims To Eat… Carbs?

April 10, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  I won’t believe it for a second. Size six Amy Schumer clomped onto the set of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert to talk about life with her new chef husband, Chris Fischer. Schumer marrying someone who cooks food... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s Ventriloquist Offers Trump Legal Advice

April 4, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Believing that Lindsay Lohan has the wherewithal to be funny is like gathering around a Furby and waiting for a gut-busting standup routine. But people seem to have faith in the resilience of the human spirit – and... READ MORE