Gnarly. Shaun White A Douchebag, But Not For Sexual Assault

February 14, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Anyone watching the Olympics last night knows first and foremost that North Korean figure skaters are only allowed to pick outfits inspired by Tron, and secondly that snowboarder Shaun White is probably the biggest douchebag in the world. He’s a late-to-the-game Gen X-er who is moved to tears by his own success and says things […]

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Mariah Carey May Have Sucked One In The Name Of Satan

February 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey growing up in a satanic sex cult would explain so much of her eccentric diva behavior as an adult. Only someone who used their snatch to please Satan could hate Christmas so much. Allegations are flooding in that she observed ceremonies involving the sacrifice of animals and sex rituals. Her sister is the […]

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Kim Kardashian Releases Actual List Of Her 12 H8ers For Stank Juice

February 2, 2018 | Uncategorized | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

We always say that h8ers gonna h8, and we also always say that Kim Kardashian is a microwaved Fleshlight, and today these two very important facts convene to bring us Kim Kardashian’s official h8ers list featuring twelve people who are potentially even more terrible than her. Kardashian is initiating the pimping process for her upcoming […]

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Ashley Judd Denied Part Because She Wouldn’t Show Her Juicy Tits

January 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you’ve ever seen Ashley Judd on screen, you already know that she would never go nude for a part, except in the movies Eye of the Beholder, Double Jeopardy, Bug, Normal Life, and Norma Jean and Marilyn. Besides going nude in those five movies, Judd is not about to be degraded as a piece […]

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A Couple Of Women Feud Over Eating Cooch

January 17, 2018 | Uncategorized | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women are more sexually fluid than men in general. The entire world knows what goes on at slumber parties. Sex doll with a soul Kim Zolciak and someone else with the misfortune of the name Kandi Burruss are arguing over oral sex. Allegedly Kandi wanted to taste Kim. When a woman like Kim has obviously […]

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Time’s Up For Lena Dunham

January 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lena Denham looked like Louie Anderson in Demi Moore drag while attending the HBO Official Golden Globe Awards After Party last night in Los Angeles, and yes, she wore black! The 75th Annual Golden Globes proved that assault and inequality are no match for fashion-forward protesting, as pretty much every actress wore black to further […]

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Vogue Photoshops Ashley Graham

December 7, 2017 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The March issue of Vogue purports to represent “all types” of women, meaning several really hot models and also Ashley Graham. The cover declares:  “Women Rule! Fashion’s Fearless Females. No Norm is the New Norm.”  That last part is too nonsensical to be worthy of comment. Also, how do Women Rule! just because they’re on […]

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Angela Magana Blames Sexism for Her UFC TKO

December 5, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Some people like watching women bloody one another, some find it abhorrent and disconcerting. Two camps. Try not to think too much about what your camp says about you.

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Biggest Names in Country Music Fleeing Sexual Harasser

November 4, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Country music’s grey haired VIPS are fleeng the Webster PR group by the hour after accusations that group President Kirt Webster is a pig and an asshole to his employees and secretly to some of his clients.

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Kelly Clarkson Suddenly Remembers That Time She Gave Up Co-Writing Credits With Dr. Luke

September 15, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Retroactive virtue signaling and right side moral bandwagon is like the regular brand, only far more convenient since you can basically make up stories from a decade or more ago to prove your bona fides. It’s largely the female version of high school football glory day tales. 

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