Jeremy Meeks Has To Pay Ex-Wife Child Support

January 10, 2019 | Photos | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With the way Jeremy Meeks’ wife looked pre-plastic surgery and other enhancements, it would be safe to believe that his kids with her were conceived behind a Hooter’s dumpster. His ex-wife, Melissa Meeks, doesn’t look like she had much... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Shows Boobs In Pic From The Internet Underworld

December 11, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you don’t already know what Kendall Jenner’s nipples look like, then you A) either aren’t a casting agent or B) have never used the Internet before. In which case welcome. You started in the right place. A... READ MORE

Blind Item: Royal Throwing Fits, Convinced Everyone Hates Her

December 2, 2018 | Uncategorized | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"Apparently the alliterate royal is going full on diva and lucky for us complains to her friends that she doesn't get enough respect and that she only wants to go to the fun events. She is convinced everyone of... READ MORE

Blind Item: The Ol’ Coke And Sex At A Fashion Show

October 28, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"It has been far too long since I had a good coke at a fashion show blind and even longer since I had a sex at a fashion show blind. This week I got both of them from the... READ MORE

What Did Kanye West Mean By Abolishing The 13th Amendment?

October 1, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction." READ MORE

All Black People Look Alike According To Fox News

August 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I expect just about everyone being played on the syndicated radio station heard at local supermarkets to be dead already, but this wasn’t the case with Aretha Franklin. According to Fox she’s finally kicked the bucket. But if you’re... READ MORE

Bella Thorne Bails On Teen Choice Awards Because She’s A Better Person Than Most

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Bella Thorne is publicly demonstrating just how advanced technology has become. Besides just being a top favorite for most lifelike silicon sex toy, she’s demonstrating that soulless artificial intelligence synths can formulate opinions. Imagine if the ending of Ex... READ MORE

Britney Spears Sister Seeing Backlash For Letting Daughter Use Shotgun

August 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Being related to Britney Spears is about as bad as it gets. Because when she’s your sister you can’t even enjoy mediocrity in peace. Jamie Lynn Spears isn’t technically a celebrity. She’s more famous for being a non-talented next... READ MORE

Sheen’s Debt Causing Him To Swirl Down The Drain

August 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen is a decision-maker. Sure it’s never good decisions, but at least he’s not some namby-pamby on-the-fence dweller whose life has no direction. So what if the direction he’s headed in happens to be the wrong way. He’s... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham Films Daughter Petting Their Dead Pomeranian Before Taxidermy (VIDEO)

July 24, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Abraham's five-year-old Pomeranian Blue recently died, and Abraham took everyone's favorite photo opportunity - the death of a family pet - to a new level when she filmed her daughter Future Emotionally Damaged Stripper petting the dog corpse. This is... READ MORE