Chrissy Teigen Flashed Her Bare Snatch at the American Music Awards

November 22, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen split her time at the teeny bopper friendly American Music Awards between Tweeting anti-Trump zingers and flashing her bare vagina on the red carpet. READ MORE

Kimberley Garner Isn’t Wearing All That Much

September 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The benefits of women wearing no underwear in public have been well documented in numerous gynecological peer review articles and Penthouse Forum letters through the years. Officially, Kimberley Garner sells bikinis. Similar to how the Corelones imported olive oil. READ MORE

Kate England No Panties For Night Out

August 18, 2016 | NSFW | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Those shots of Kate England and her porn star friends conducting yoga sessions in the park and visiting grocery stores to purchase Raisin Bran are merely a ruse. You can take the double anal penetrated actress out of porn,... READ MORE

Daisy Lea Flashes the Bare Gina in Beverly Hills

June 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are two reasons for a woman to show her bare vagina just off Rodeo Drive. She's crowning with Jude Law's baby or she's selling bottled water. This is the Cybergirl model who's dating Rod Stewart's lounge-about son. Nobody... READ MORE

Constance Jablonski Flashes Panties

December 22, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This French model is like 8’2″ so naturally they had her climb the rocks in Miami like she was the world’s tallest Cuban defector, which she would’ve had at 5’7″, but why not go big when you’re paying for... READ MORE

Paris Hilton Has Pink Panties and a Winning Smile

December 17, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I imagine hell to be Paris Hilton waving her arm in the air DJing at a sweaty nightclub while throngs babble in thick cockney accents. Fuck, I just shuddered. I hope when I get there it’s just flames and... READ MORE

Kelly Osbourne Seems to Be Doing Well

July 10, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you tattoo the word ‘stories’ into your skull and start dating a dude with a beard it’s a sign that your fourth rehab probably isn’t holding. I guess there’s not much you can really do as parents and... READ MORE

Liv Tyler Is Interesting Again

July 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Liv Tyler story is one of confused rock star paternity, wild teenage music video days, topless ingenue movie making, and then a 15 year dry spell. I think she made a baby, got divorced, and did some stoic... READ MORE

Victoria Silvstedt Panties Are Back to Work

June 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m going to guess that Victoria Silvstedt and her diminutive billionaire boyfriend are kaput. I don’t say that because I don’t believe in love between aging Playmates and older rich fat dudes, but because somebody has been sending out... READ MORE

Eiza Gonzalez Flashes Her Panties

December 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican singer that Liam Hemsworth started boning when Miley Cyrus refused to keep her promise of never speaking during sex. She was a solid Plan B. She’s not quite as rich and famous as Miley,... READ MORE