Kelsey Grammer Is His Wife’s Property

August 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Extremely bizarre celebrity behavior is becoming an epidemic. Kelsey Grammer is the latest to show symptoms of mental illness after he sought out and secured a spot on the suspected cuck list instead of seeking help from a professional.... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep. 111: Carla Gugino Nude Again & Bella Heathcote Nips

August 21, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week's episode of the Mr. Skin Podcast will leave you covered in Gugino! READ MORE

Nicki Minaj Compared Herself To THIS Famous Abolitionist

August 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  View this post on Instagram   #BarbieDreams A post shared by Barbie® (@nickiminaj) on Aug 20, 2018 at 7:19pm PDT   I’m trying to get better at clickbait headlines, so if you’re a sucker for abolitionists… gotchya asshole.... READ MORE

Pennsylvania Catholic Church Grand Jury Report Reveals Widespread Rape

August 20, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you’ve seen the movie Spotlight, then you can skip this post and read about Alec Baldwin slut shaming his fake Instagram model daughter. If you haven’t seen it, then all you really need to know is that... READ MORE

Chipotle Retraining All Staff On Food Safety After Ohio Disaster

August 17, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Everything miserable in this world happens in Ohio, and we should all head to the comments and use it as our bitch punching bag until it does something to prove that it isn’t Somalia nestled next to a... READ MORE

Alleged Fake Lupus Looks Good On Selena Gomez In New Bikini Pics

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fake lupus to cover for a blown out meth kidney allegedly looks good on Selena Gomez, who posted a bunch of bikini pics while on a motorboat. I admit that previously I didn't get the new look that Gomez... READ MORE

Pete Davidson Unhinged Pre-Suicide GQ Interview Reveals Shocking Proposal Timeline

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, why is it that hot girls go for the ugliest guys? Goddamn. Pete Davison is one ugly ass son of a bitch. As everyone already knows and doesn’t care about by now, nymphomanic Bratz Doll Ariana Granda and... READ MORE

Culkin Into Hot Asians And Becoming An Adult

August 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Macaulay Culkin doesn’t want anymore fame, he just wants to make “tiny little Asian babies.” He’s practicing procreation with another child star that’s most likely just as broken as him on the inside. You’d have to be if the... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Bounces On A Trampoline And Nothing Moves. At. All.

August 9, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

We have new insight as to what exactly might be injected into Kim Kardashian's disgusting body thanks to a video of the majestic centaur bouncing up and down on a trampoline. Her tits don't move. At all. And the... READ MORE

Brookstone Files For Bankruptcy, Closing All Stores

August 9, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Do you remember when you were a kid, and you would get an erection while sitting in the vibrating massage chairs at Brookstone? Me neither. This is just one of the many magical moments that can happen in... READ MORE