Fergalicious Sucks At Singing American Anthems

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s officially time to pack your bags and go home forever when Roseanne Barr believes that she’s better at doing something you’ve made an entire solo career out of. Fergie was invited to sing the national anthem for the NBA All-Star game and failed miserably. She suffered from the same pretentious sickness most singers fall […]


Stewie Will Probably Come Out As Gay In New Family Guy Episode

February 20, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As a huge Family Guy fan I have seen every episode about as many times as you would expect a loser to watch them, and even though the past two seasons were obviously written by an Ambien-fueled hamster, I still tune in, because, loser. Producer Rich Appel has revealed to TV Line that an upcoming […]


Kourtney Kardashian Reveals Her Weight, People Care

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Congratulations are in order for Kourtney Kardashian. The Jenndashian brothel mate is apparently one of the stars of Keeping Up With the Prostitutes, but at only five feet tall, she often doesn’t clear the hight needed to be picked up by the cameras. At least this is the best explanation I can think of as to […]


Kendall Jenner Feeling :(

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Whenever a Jenndashian comes down from the unique buzz created by the mixing of seeping ass implant juices and lint covered horse Xanax from the bottom of Kris Jenner’s purse (allegedly, don’t sue) she must turn to the “How do you feel today?” chart on the fridge and attempt to contort her numbed face muscles into […]


Tommy Lee To Tie Knot With Woman Almost Half His Age

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tommy Lee will probably finally be tamed this time as Cialis and vagina 24 years your junior is a combination to keep most 55-year-old men inside the house. The Mötley Crüe member is setting himself up to get married to Brittany Furlan. The mile high quick bang and blowie in the plane bathroom girl from […]


Florida Shooter Filmed In MAGA Hat Practicing Shooting (VIDEO)

February 16, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Nikolas Cruz – the teen behind the school shooting in Parkland, FL leading to the deaths of at least seventeen students and teachers – was lucky enough to live in a community where the police weren’t necessarily the smartest people in the entire world, according to new consensus. So, most communities. JK. I love when they […]


Paris Hilton Is Paris Hilton In New Video Directed By Fiancé

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Before the Kardashians and the Jenners and the Hadids there was the one OG celeb prostitute Paris Hilton, and while it’s been nine decades since anyone on the Internet took the time to call her a whore in earnest, over the past few years Hilton has amazingly been able to flip the script and revive […]


Heather Graham Happy About Sexual Harassment

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Heather Graham has proven that every woman in Hollywood also happens to be an opportunist. According to Heather, her new romantic comedy “Half Magic” couldn’t have hit theaters at a better time. Ever since sexual harassment started to trend most women will pay attention to anything that remotely smells like the shaming of men for […]


Kate Upton Face Plants Off Rock Topless

February 14, 2018 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kate Upton might not have nabbed the cover of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition this year, but she is going viral for face-planting off a rock with no one there to catch her, which is kind of the dream if you think about it. Models have the most longevity in the industry when they create a brand […]


Bella Thorne Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin

February 14, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Women manically twirling in front of the camera makes up an increasingly large percentage of the Internet, and while no one, and I do mean no one, will look as unhinged as Britney Spears doing her Kohl’s fashion shows, Bella Thorne is a worthy runner-up in this new Instagram video. Before we get to her predator […]