Former Disney Child Star Arrested Without Pants By Bounty Hunter

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

One thing the world needs less of right now is glorified vigilantes with guns going after druggies with outstanding warrants. The bounty hunter shootout in a car dealership was unnecessary, no one wants to almost die buying a new... READ MORE

A Sexually Fluid Female Rapper Was Taken Advantage Of S

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

You can always tell how serious someone’s situation is depending on the topic they decide to talk about right after their incident. I was a child once, and at that time in my life I wasn’t above faking an... READ MORE

Britney Spears Lets Us All In On The Secret To Happiness

April 18, 2018 | Photos | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Britney Spears is my spirit animal. She’s on a planet of delusion I wish I could inhabit. Spears soaks her existence in the proverb “ignorance is bliss” and terrible spray tan. She may possibly be the happiest half baked... READ MORE

Southwest Airlines – We Do Things Differently And Also Kill People

April 17, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Southwest made a name for itself by being the airline that doesn’t play by anyone else’s rulebook. And now they’re really throwing caution to the wind by killing people on their planes. It’s just so nice to see a... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 93: Jennifer Lawrence Strips Naked & Halle Berry Butt

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week’s episode of the Mr. Skin Podcast is brimming with nudity! READ MORE

Evan Rachel Wood’s Boobs To Receive Equal Pay For Westworld

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Westworld was basically the product of HBO execs realizing that after Jason Mamoa made rape cool again by assaulting Hot Tits Whatshername on Game of Thrones, they needed to expand their inventory. In order for the big budget masturbatory... READ MORE

Heather Locklear Is A Cop Loving Law Abiding Citizen; Just Kidding

April 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Heather Locklear was married to Tommy Lee at one point in her life so she isn’t above rockstar behavior. At 56 years of age her highlights include driving a Porsche into a ditch and beating her boyfriend as well... READ MORE

John Cena Splits With Nikki Bella Weeks Before Wedding

April 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you’re thinking “Who and who?” then just know that you don’t need to well-versed in old roided out wrestlers for this story to be a real knee-slapper. Wrestler turned actor/wrestler John Cena had trailer parks across the... READ MORE

Starbucks – We Like Our Arrested Loiterers Like We Like Our Coffee: Black

April 16, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

   If you live in Philadelphia your life is already shitty enough, but insult was added to injury when two black men were arrested at a Philadelphia Starbucks for what the manager who phoned the police alleged was loitering.... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Nipple Inspiration

April 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Does your significant other have unsightly nipples? Maybe those innies make you cringe. Or areoles the size of IHOP pancakes are deal breakers for you. No longer will you need to fear staring at your old lady’s enormous lopsided... READ MORE