Wendy Williams Exploits Insane Person For Crappy Talk Show

January 14, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Wendy Williams, Dr. Phil, Maury Povich, and yes, sorry selfless and brave wearers of Time’s Up pins, even Oprah are all equally guilty of capitalizing on crazy for sensationalistic interviews, and they are all equally guilty of having the nerve to publically drill their test subjects under the guise of benevolence. But rather than extending a […]

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Stripper Jobs Getting Automated

January 13, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I haven’t had the urge to jam my manhood into an ATM with legs until 2018’s annual CES event recently decided to raise the bar. Stripper robots are no longer stuck within the confines of weird porn coming from Japan and they may be debuting sooner than you think. They aren’t smart or useful outside […]

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The Mr. Skin Minute Exposes the Golden Globes of This Year’s Winners (VIDEO)

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

  This week’s Mr. Skin Minute is a tribute to the winners! This year, three actresses were awarded Golden Globes for roles in which they went nude, which is a win-win for Mr. Skin! Nicole Kidman took home Best Actress in a Limited Series for her work in the HBO miniseries Big Little Lies, where she went nude a grand total of five […]

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Viewer’s Choice for Best Breasts of 2017 in This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

January 9, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute turns things over to the viewers with their picks for the Best Breasts of 2017. I won’t spoil the list, but I will say that Emily Meade made one heck of an impression on our viewers with her skintillating turn on The Deuce! There’s also a very surprising entry on the list that’s sure to knock […]

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Emily Ratajkowski Body-Appropriate Feminist Views

January 3, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In addition to dressing for one’s body type, one should also take on social and political views that support their body type, which is exactly what Emily Ratajkowski has done since becoming famous for empowering women by going nude in the music video for Robin Thick’s rape anthem Blurred Lines. Ratajkowski’s interviews on feminism usually focus on the importance of women having a safe space to show off their tits and vaginas without repercussion, and honestly, this benefits us all since she has an amazing body. 

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Jeana Keough Plastic Surgery Reality Show For Bleakest Corner Of Internet

December 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Once you hop on this slide, the only way to go is down.    

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Katy Perry Teases Something Tragic And Stupid (UPDATE)

December 20, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Woke pile of glitter and broken dreams Katy Perry is apparently still with us – something I as well as the rest of the world literally forgot about since her turd soup album Witness dropped – and still apparently has the ability to “tease” things even though people don’t give a crap. It’s like Perry is trying to mimic Grizabella from Cats by begging for her next life while looking like a sexually abused gutter clown. The physical resemblance is definitely there.

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Kris Jenner Gets Fake Grilled About Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

December 18, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The current forty-fifth season of Keeping Up With The Prostitutes has seen the brothel mates learning about homelessness on Skid Row – with Beast saying “I think people are blind and kind of like to live in their bubble and ignore what’s really going on” – as well as discussing nuances of the Second Amendment – with Kendall Jenner claiming to be too stalkable to not own a handgun – so basically things have gotten so desperate and surreal that anything is possible. Cue this weekend’s episode of KUWTK, where the ladies were drilled by “media experts” about hard-hitting questions, but mostly Kim’s sex tape. So they’re hiring people to interview them. Not new for the Kardashians, but definitely more transparent than ever. 

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Icky Azalea Frankly Disturbing In New Selfie

December 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Since apparently Bella Hadid’s tits were too blasé for you guys yesterday, today we’re upping the ante with an Icky Azalea botched Instagram selfie that will make your peen question science, humanity, and Tijuana plastic surgeon ethics, and then seek therapy and head online to share its #MeToo moment. Because this right here is a full-blown assault, and will leave your poor junk far more deserving of a Time Magazine cover than Taylor Swift. 

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Yes, We See Your Armpit Hair Gigi Hadid (VIDEO)

December 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lesser of two evils Gigi Hadid landed a video for the LOVE Advent Calendar, and is making herself stand out from the hordes of other powerful women with important things to say by flashing her armpit hair during a sweaty, empowering, and important workout. She’s strong enough for a man. Gentle enough for a whore.

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