British Girl Gets New DD’s from British Government (VIDEO)

March 26, 2013 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Would you be OK with your tax dollars going to provide big beautiful fake breasts to members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee? Yes? Then you should move to jolly ‘ol England! It all started when a chick named... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj Using Her Boobs to Get Ahead (VIDEO)

March 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing but respect for a girl who can use her knockers to make a living. A good living at that. All women have them, but only a few know how to milk them, as it were. In her latest... READ MORE

Natalia Paris Says Chicken Makes You Gay; Then She Humps a Bear (VIDEO)

March 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Like most celebrities, Natalia Paris feels a need to share her profound thoughts on social and global issues of the day. That’s true for American celebrities or famous Colombian models who used to be shacked up with one of... READ MORE

Heidi Klum Pimps Liquored Up Meat for Carl’s Jr. (VIDEO)

March 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum doesn’t eat bacon. Or burgers. Or drink Jim Beam. But she’s been going around saying she does which still totally qualifies her to serve as blonde pimp for the new bacon-packed Carl’s Jr. Jim Beam Bourbon Burger.... READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson in Shaky-Hands Spring Breakers Sex Scene (VIDEO)

March 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Some dude in Italy decided to simultaneously tug one out while handicamming the fast-becoming infamous pool sex scene from Spring Breakers between Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, and James Franco. The optimists believe that you can see more of Vanessa... READ MORE

The Dropkick Murphys Don’t Want Nazis At Their Shows (Video)

March 20, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

This video is a week old, but it’s just picking up steam thanks to attention from Gawker and others, and it’s always nice to see someone who thinks it’s funny to throw up a Nazi salute get his ass... READ MORE

Nina Agdal Was Born to Model Lingerie

March 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s easy to imagine that hot girls from distant lands must come from a race of super fine looking people. But I’ve been to Denmark. Meh, it’s like most places. Nina Agdal was still the hottest girl in her... READ MORE

Here Comes The Next Justin Bieber (VIDEO)

March 19, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

While it’s fun to make fun of Justin Bieber‘s current mini-meltdown, as he runs around London shirtless and plays “Hold me back” with his giant bodyguards in front of the paparazzi, the guy actually came from humble beginnings by... READ MORE

Did This SXSW Dick Get What He Deserved? (VIDEO)

March 19, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Over the weekend, the above video of a drunk asshole picking fights at SXSW started making its rounds, becoming one of the big viral video hits of 2013 so far. The main reason for its success, aside from the... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Avoids Jail, Again (VIDEO)

March 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s hard to really hate Lindsay Lohan. She’s a fucked up former childhood star with an addiction problem she’ll probably carry to her premature demise. Her parents are two of the foulest, most self-serving jackasses to ever walk the... READ MORE