Lindsay Lohan Admitted What We Already Knew To Oprah (VIDEO)

August 19, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan‘s interview with Oprah Winfrey finally aired last night on OWN, and this is just a wild guess, but I assume that the $2 million she was paid for it has already been blown. That’s because Lindsay finally... READ MORE

Everybody Hates A-Rod (VIDEO)

August 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody in baseball wants to see the A-Rod exit as fast as fucking possible.┬áThe longer he lingers, the more they’re going to keep throwing shit at him and making up stories about what a total dick he is. Like... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian And Kris Jenner Sumo Wrestle (VIDEO)

August 17, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Kris Jenner show did reasonably well in opening weeks as Kris kept insinuating that Kim and her baby would be on the show to spike interest among the bored housewives and trainables that form the core of her... READ MORE

It’s The Final Trailer For Cory Monteith’s New Movie (VIDEO)

August 15, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

We probably wouldn’t even be talking about this new and final trailer for McCanick if Cory Monteith wasn’t in the film and didn’t die from his drug use recently, but here we are yapping about it and speculating about... READ MORE

This Is Probably The Best Powerball Winner Ever (VIDEO)

August 15, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

A group of 16 co-workers in New Jersey purchased one of the winning tickets of the recent $448 million Powerball jackpot, and they’re living proof of why you should probably reconsider telling your stupid co-workers to fuck off every... READ MORE

The Harriet Tubman Sex Tape Was a Huge Success (VIDEO)

August 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Update: Yeah, I guess Russell Simmons didn’t like this turd sticking around so much in the public eye so his lawyer contacted our lawyer, and, you know… the video is gone. But not possibly forgotten. I like Russell Simmons... READ MORE

Tanning Mom Creates The Single Worst Music Video Ever

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s my own confession. I can’t name you a single person famous for running into a burning building to save a kid, but I can tell you exactly who Tanning Mom is. That’s going to be a solid blemish... READ MORE

Victoria Silvstedt Is a Real Actress (VIDEO)

August 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lots of people give me shit for calling Victoria Silvstedt a prostitute. Which I have never actually said before. I always use a bunch of idiotic euphemisms to suggest that she might be sleeping with rich old men in... READ MORE

Harry Styles Twerked At The Teen Choice Awards (VIDEO)

August 12, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

If Miley Cyrus hadn’t already taken the fine dance art of Twerking out behind the woodshed and put a bullet between its eyes, then One Direction’s Harry Styles took care of it at the 2013 Teen Choice Awards last... READ MORE

Lea Michele Dedicated Her Teen Choice Award to Her Last Dead Boyfriend (VIDEO)

August 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Touching and raw are the words that comes to mind. On Sunday night, Lea Michele accepted the highly coveted Teen Choice Award, only to turn around and dedicate the award to her dead boyfriend. Fox TV had absolutely no... READ MORE