Elisabeth Moss Twerks For Scientology

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  When Scientologists are around normal people they appear to feel an overwhelming need to be quirky and charming to the point that they seem like they’re having a mental break. Tom Cruise really hit that strategy out of the... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Up-Lyfting The Already Semi-Privileged

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I stopped using Uber when Lyft started promoting 50% off the same exact ride. If you’re going to hop in a complete stranger’s car who probably never received a proper background check, you might as well save some money... READ MORE

Danielle Bregoli Swapping Rap For Reality TV

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Danielle Bregoli getting her own reality TV show should make you feel like a failure. You’ve followed all of the rules your entire life and look how that’s paid off. You’re not an outlier like Danielle, who happens to... READ MORE

Charlize Theron Depressed While Gaining Fifty-Pounds

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Undergoing dramatic weight change for a movie role seems very 2000’s, but Charlize Theron didn’t get the memo, and for her role in the Diablo Cody flick Tully, she packed on an impressive fifty-pounds. But life isn’t easy for... READ MORE

Former Disney Child Star Arrested Without Pants By Bounty Hunter

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

One thing the world needs less of right now is glorified vigilantes with guns going after druggies with outstanding warrants. The bounty hunter shootout in a car dealership was unnecessary, no one wants to almost die buying a new... READ MORE

A Sexually Fluid Female Rapper Was Taken Advantage Of

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

You can always tell how serious someone’s situation is depending on the topic they decide to talk about right after their incident. I was a child once, and at that time in my life I wasn’t above faking an... READ MORE

Britney Spears Lets Us All In On The Secret To Happiness

April 18, 2018 | Photos | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Britney Spears is my spirit animal. She’s on a planet of delusion I wish I could inhabit. Spears soaks her existence in the proverb “ignorance is bliss” and terrible spray tan. She may possibly be the happiest half baked... READ MORE

Southwest Airlines – We Do Things Differently And Also Kill People

April 17, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Southwest made a name for itself by being the airline that doesn’t play by anyone else’s rulebook. And now they’re really throwing caution to the wind by killing people on their planes. It’s just so nice to see a... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 93: Jennifer Lawrence Strips Naked & Halle Berry Butt

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week’s episode of the Mr. Skin Podcast is brimming with nudity! READ MORE

Evan Rachel Wood’s Boobs To Receive Equal Pay For Westworld

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Westworld was basically the product of HBO execs realizing that after Jason Mamoa made rape cool again by assaulting Hot Tits Whatshername on Game of Thrones, they needed to expand their inventory. In order for the big budget masturbatory... READ MORE