Olivia Wilde Says She Wants To Be Wonder Woman

March 12, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Jason Sudeikis seems like an all right guy and he’d be fun to hang out with at a TGI Friday’s karaoke night in an Illinois suburb, but the fact that he landed Olivia Wilde is just mind-blowing. On top of being a decent actress and extremely good-looking, she may also be the most humble woman […]

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Elizabeth Hasselbeck Fucks Up My Elizabeth Hasselbeck Tribute Video

March 12, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Any man who’s ever been sick or unemployed or just worked swing shift in an Eastern European circus knows that daytime television is bereft of anything worth stroking too. Unless you’re in the three percent of men busting it to children’s programming, or the nine percent of men organizing their junk closet to Anderson Cooper, […]

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Snoop Dogg, Err, Snoop Lion, Tells Us Some Funny Shit (VIDEO)

March 11, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

I don’t have a strong desire to cozy up to celebrities. Most of them smell like Altoids and the quiet desperation of short people. But Snoop Dogg happens to be one of my idols. Where else but in America can a ugly mofo weed fiend make tens of millions of dollars, nail tons of hot […]

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Justin Bieber Is No Stranger To Humiliating Pain

March 8, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

If Justin Bieber has taught us anything, it’s that grabbing your dick and moving your mouth while someone plays your album to an arena full of future Old Navy assistant managers is hard work. It’s even tougher when you spend your nights running around London with no shirt and your pants hanging low like a […]

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Brittany Oldehoff Does Lingerie Up Proper (VIDEO)

March 8, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tall hot girls from Florida always seem to end up marrying tawdry older real estate dudes who bang their secretaries when their wife is out at Pilates (men really are like that, the rumors are true). Project Runway model Brittany Oldehoff has a few years yet before her intergenerational marriage and inevitable messy divorce ensues, […]

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Miss Teen Delaware Lies Like a Porn Star (VIDEO)

March 3, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

A porn website posted a sex video Monday featuring a woman who looks and sounds like King. The site claims it is the teen pageant winner. King, contacted Monday, said she was aware of it but denied it was her. “Absolutely not,” she said. “It is not.” — USA Today Want to talk about people […]

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Someone Who Looks Just Like Miss Teen Delaware Makes a Porno (VIDEO)

March 2, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

There’s nothing worse than the first few minutes of a porn film. So, we’re going to show you just that. I’m not sure who is calling this a ‘sex tape’, maybe the people trying to get you to buy it, but unless you’d say ‘Jenna Jameson made a thousand sex tapes’, or want to run […]

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When Did Russians Get So Awesome?

February 27, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

I can’t believe we spent decades hating these dudes when they turn out to be just like my favorite Uncle Dom. Crazy motherfuckers who just don’t give a damn. Meteors explode on impact in your backyard. Fuck it, ignore and move on. One-hundred straight nights below zero. Fuck it, put on another Members Only jacket […]

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