Mark Ruffalo is addicted to sex. Gwyneth Paltrow is some girl who wants to have sex with him. Josh Gad is fat and quirky. P!nk is there, too, and she’s pretty horny. That’s basically everything you need to know... READ MORE

Aaron Hernandez’ attorney wants to make it clear. There is no arrest warrant out for his client. So stop publishing that lie. And ignore that guy who looks just like Aaron Hernandez being led away from his home in... READ MORE

Paula Deen appeared on The Today Show this morning to talk about the fallout of her reported use of the N-word, and how it has affected her personally. She told Matt Lauer that she has been exhausted since everyone... READ MORE

Soon-to-be talk show host and woman who would burn an entire orphanage to the ground for attention, Kris Jenner, was on The View yesterday to discuss, among other crap, how her cash cow daughter, Kim Kardashian, just named her... READ MORE

Most everybody hates Chris Brown. Who wouldn’t love to hear tales of him fronting as a badass in prison by day, being sodomized by entire cell blocks of hard-timers after lights out. But this shit about busting hardcore idiots... READ MORE

Despite the fact that she’s constantly preaching about peace and gun control, Madonna sure loves to use guns and violence in her performances while telling people that it’s art. So of course her strange new trailer for “Secret Project”... READ MORE

This video is almost a week old, but it’s worth sharing because it’s both great to see that idiot kids are still violently hurling random objects at the guys from One Direction at their shows and Harry Styles still... READ MORE

At some point Rosa is going to be accepted for her Scratcher card and juice addiction and everyone on the block will blindly support Oscar when he’s busted for producing death porn. Sesame Street is all about acceptance. Including... READ MORE

Kid Rock appeared on the Howard Stern show earlier this week to talk about his new tour, and for some reason he decided to take a moment to comment on Justin Bieber‘s current career “trajectory”, comparing the 19-year old... READ MORE

While it was released in March, Robin Thicke‘s single, “Blurred Lines “, only just hit the top of the Billboard charts, thanks to endless radio play and all of those Radio Shack commercials. Oh, and also because people won’t... READ MORE