Kendra Wilkinson Got Septuagenarian Dick (VIDEO)

November 26, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kendra Wilkinson said she was unaware being one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends entailed fucking him even though that’s what girlfriend means. ‘Someone I’m seeing’ or ‘we’re dating’ or ‘he invited me to see Wicked’ might imply there’s no sex,... READ MORE

Beyonce Phones It In (VIDEO)

November 24, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The video for Beyonce’s latest auto tuned braggadocio is pretty stripped down. Another way to say that is minimal or failing that dull, shitty, uninspired, and lazy. It features Beyonce drinking booze in a hotel suite and occasionally some... READ MORE

Lana Del Rey Raped For Art (VIDEO)

November 21, 2014 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Footage has emerged of Lana Del Rey playing a rape victim in a short film shot by Eli Roth, the creep who made all the Hostel torture porn movies. It vaguely ties into a Marylin Manson project. Basically those... READ MORE

CNN Anchor Advises Women to Bite Cosby’s Dick (VIDEO)

November 19, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Biting an opponent’s dick historically does not pan out well in any conflict setting. CNN Anchor Don Lemon awkwardly and weirdly asked Cosby’s 1969 alleged rape victim why after Cosby moved off her vag and onto her mouth she... READ MORE

Time to Save Africa Again With a Crappy Song (VIDEO)

November 17, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every five to ten years, Bono and Gay Beethoven and Bob Geldof and whoever’s hot in the British pop music scene spend another few hours re-recording the exact same fucking song to cure the latest African hardship. It started... READ MORE

Looks Like Dr. Huxtable Was Raping Chicks Back in the 80’s (VIDEO)

November 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Any man who rapes a woman deserves a bullet to the back of the head. Rape, date rape, forcing yourself on an eager beaver teen actress who agrees to hang out in your hotel room to learn the craft.... READ MORE

Fergie Relives Pissing On Herself (VIDEO)

November 14, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Fergie opened up about that time she pissed all over herself onstage, either to generate promotion for her new album or because she was wasted and about to pee on herself again. There’s not really much to the story... READ MORE

Asian Chick Obsessed With Being Asian (VIDEO)

November 13, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Joy Regullano has a web series called White Fetish in which she attempts to explain the horrific plight of being a young Asian woman in America. Other than having above average income levels, above average education levels, and no... READ MORE

Fake Female Social Experiment Number 873 (VIDEO)

November 13, 2014 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s now a cottage industry around girls with large racks walking the urban landscape with hidden cameras for the purpose of showing the world what the world already knows. Some percentage of dudes are skeevy predators. You don’t say? I... READ MORE

Florida Arresting Old Man For Feeding Homeless (VIDEO)

November 12, 2014 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The City of Fort Lauderdale has arrested a 90 year old World War II vet named Arnold Abbott twice in the past two days because he feeds homeless people, a charitable act he has been doing for over twenty years.... READ MORE