Here Comes The Next Justin Bieber (VIDEO)

March 19, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

While it’s fun to make fun of Justin Bieber‘s current mini-meltdown, as he runs around London shirtless and plays “Hold me back” with his giant bodyguards in front of the paparazzi, the guy actually came from humble beginnings by... READ MORE

Did This SXSW Dick Get What He Deserved? (VIDEO)

March 19, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Over the weekend, the above video of a drunk asshole picking fights at SXSW started making its rounds, becoming one of the big viral video hits of 2013 so far. The main reason for its success, aside from the... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Avoids Jail, Again (VIDEO)

March 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s hard to really hate Lindsay Lohan. She’s a fucked up former childhood star with an addiction problem she’ll probably carry to her premature demise. Her parents are two of the foulest, most self-serving jackasses to ever walk the... READ MORE

VIDEO: CNN Reporters Feel Awful For Convicted Rapists

March 18, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

If you’re unfamiliar with the case of two high school football players from Steubenville, Ohio who were recently accused of raping an unconscious 16-year old girl throughout an alcohol-fueled evening, you can get a pretty great idea of how... READ MORE

Sofia Vergara Was Always Sexy (VIDEO)

March 15, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I always read these stories about how older married couples rediscover long since forgotten romantic photos of themselves and it reminds them of their young love. Just kidding. I don’t read. I saw that in a Cialis ad during... READ MORE

This Is What North Korea Thinks America Is Like

March 14, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Aside from the indentured servitude, mass starving and batshit crazy dictators, North Korea could probably be a pretty great place, but we’ll never know because those cranky, old white fellas running our country don’t want us hanging out over... READ MORE

Kick-Ass 2 Red Band Trailer (VIDEO)

March 14, 2013 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I dug Kick-Ass. Unexpectedly good since (a) almost all comic book based movies disappoint, (b) it looked pretty shitty in early trailers, and (c) most childhood actors have shrill annoying voices, much like most children themselves. But I liked... READ MORE

Shit You Can’t Do in a Basketball Game: Choke Your Teammate (VIDEO)

March 13, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

File this under stuff you weren’t sure there was a rule for, but I guess it makes sense. Ronaldo Balkman formerly of the Knicks and Nuggets has found his way down to the Philippine Basketball Association. That right there ought to... READ MORE

Olivia Wilde Says She Wants To Be Wonder Woman

March 12, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jason Sudeikis seems like an all right guy and he’d be fun to hang out with at a TGI Friday’s karaoke night in an Illinois suburb, but the fact that he landed Olivia Wilde is just mind-blowing. On top... READ MORE

Elizabeth Hasselbeck Fucks Up My Elizabeth Hasselbeck Tribute Video

March 12, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Any man who’s ever been sick or unemployed or just worked swing shift in an Eastern European circus knows that daytime television is bereft of anything worth stroking too. Unless you’re in the three percent of men busting it... READ MORE