Don’t Let the Dick In Her Bottom Fool You, Duke Freshman Is More Feminist Than Porn Star (VIDEO)

February 27, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s nothing worse than a literate porn star. These girls who are smart enough to get into elite private colleges but still taking dongs up their ass for cash just like to talk way too much. Daddy didn’t hurt... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry Degrade Lesbians (VIDEO)

February 24, 2014 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When I think of all the recently outed brave lesbians like Ellen Page and Jason Collins, I shudder to think how diminished they must feel to see pop music stars using lesbian sexuality for pure spectacle value. Phil Robertson... READ MORE

Pam Anderson Strips For Her Dog (VIDEO)

February 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson will do anything to make life better for our animal friends. Now that she’s chopped off her hair and reduced the size of her tits, removing two of her two most popular features, she can focus more... READ MORE

Billy Ray Cyrus Really Remade ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ (VIDEO)

February 12, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Because his daughter thinks that she’s the biggest, boldest pop star in the world all because she’s ripping off other edgy female performers left and right, Billy Ray Cyrus decided that it’s time for him to be a music... READ MORE

Sam Rubin Is One Stupid Cracker (VIDEO)

February 12, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

KTLA reporter Sam Rubin can’t tell Samuel L. Jackson and Lawrence Fishburne apart. You know, because they are both older black dude actors. It all began when Rubin conducted a remote interview with Jackson about his latest crappy paycheck... READ MORE

Russians Kick Off Anti-Gay Olympics By Getting Super Gay (VIDEO)

February 8, 2014 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Video clip: NBC, all rights reserved Those tricky Russians didn’t lose the Cold War 55-0 without having a serious bit of strategery on their side. After a long con about how they don’t like the gays and they don’t... READ MORE

Vin Diesel Seems Like He’s Doing Well (VIDEO)

January 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Vin Diesel just fired a shot of crazy across Tyrese’s bow in their competition as to who is more emotionally wrecked by the death of Paul Walker. Tyrese has circled the globe filming himself choking up as he looks at... READ MORE

The Grammys Didn’t Suck as Bad as I Thought (VIDEO)

January 28, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you see French dudes in Buck Rogers villain masks, you’re typically about to be sodomized to the scent of stale cigarettes and licorice. So consider last night’s Grammy’s to be less painful than expected. Sobering up from this... READ MORE

Malin Akerman’s Sister Is Fake Sweaty (VIDEO)

January 28, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess Malin Akerman has a sister because she’s drinking beers and showing off her crotch a lot in this very foreign looking video from Galore, which is a magazine that sounds a lot like a strip club. I... READ MORE

It’s Possible The Kardashians Are Big Fucking Liars

January 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian made a splash on Jimmy Kimmel last night, mostly to show the advancements in girdle technology that allow her to look less like a chattering crocus bulb. Being a talk show, Kim had to rehearse some spoken... READ MORE