The New Paris Hilton Song Is Here, Fuck Yeah (VIDEO)

September 26, 2013 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The target audience for a Paris Hilton auto-tuned cookie-cutter house party track is who exactly? Gay german businessmen awaiting their Craigslist hookups at airport hotels? Sexually rebellious teen girls in Yemen requesting walk on songs at their stoning? Really... READ MORE

Tina Fey Had A Nip Slip At The Emmys (VIDEO)

September 24, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were both nominated for Lead Actress in a Comedy Series at the Emmys this year, but neither of the women won the award, as it went to Julia Louis-Dreyfus for Veep. The irony, of... READ MORE

Jimmy Kimmel Proves The Media Is Full Of Unoriginal Idiots (VIDEO)

September 18, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been done for a while, regardless of what they or anyone else said, because he’s trying to become a serious actor and she’s more interested in rubbing her ass all over Robin Thicke,... READ MORE

A Shirtless Fan Pulled Beyoncé Off The Stage In Brazil (VIDEO)

September 16, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

The worst part about this video of a shirtless and presumably crazed fan pulling Beyoncé from the stage at her concert in Sao Paulo, Brazil last night isn’t that she could have been injured or he could have committed... READ MORE

Kendra Wilkinson Would Let Her Daughter Pose For Playboy (VIDEO)

September 14, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kendra Wilkinson would be okay with her daughter posing naked in Playboy. With just a few caveats. One, she doesn’t have a daughter. So, there’s that. But two, even if she did she’d only endorse her being naked for... READ MORE

Not All Orange Pride Girls Were DTF (VIDEO)

September 12, 2013 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s how institutional scandals always work. Some reasonably reliable media outlet announces they have dozens of witnesses in a multi-year investigation that they’re going to print with knowing full well if they’re not thorough in their sourcing and fact... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant Photo Shoot Had To Be A Joke (VIDEO)

September 11, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Before giving birth to her daughter, North West, Kim Kardashian agreed to do a photo shoot for the fashion magazine CR Fashion Book, with Karl Lagerfeld calling the shots. Basically, they played dress-up with Kim, making her look like... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Performed On German TV With A Twerking Little Person (VIDEO)

September 9, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

For as much shit as we give Miley Cyrus for being a massive douchebag, completely oblivious to the fact that the majority of us are laughing at her and her legion of mouth-breathing fans, her recent appearance on the... READ MORE

Ryan Seacrest NFL Boner Kill (VIDEO)

September 6, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lots of people like Ryan Seacrest. Young girls who watch his shows. His parents. Gay men who believe he would make a nice twink throw pillow. But not so much your rabid Opening Day NFL football fans who booed... READ MORE

Weiner Gets In Dick Measuring Contest with Angry Bakery Customer (VIDEO)

September 6, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When it rains, it pours, sort of like the golden shower sexting fantasies of Anthony Weiner. I’m not sure why the dude is still running for Mayor of New York City, other than he really has nothing else to... READ MORE