Candice Swanepoel In A Bikini

I really try to be a culturally sensitive individual. We’re all the same animal underneath our crazy bullshit human constructs. Still, even as one enlightened motherfucker, it’s hard to understand how such a big sliver of the world believes that hot girls prancing around in tiny bikinis or even fat girls flashing muffin top is worth a good public stoning or maybe on a holiday weekend, a death by tire burning. If they immolated themselves upon eye contact, I’d be down for that, but it always seems to be the girls getting the short end of the crazy stick.

Here’s Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. See you infidels in Hell.

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