Iggy Azalea Fake Butt Cheeks In Time For Halloween

If you ever lifted up a cushion from your couch to eye that linty but still good fallen Gardetto and thought “While it’s in my hand, what if I just went ahead and stapled this cushion to my ass?” you have more in common with Iggy Azalea than you think. The rarest of Australia’s nature sightings, the skanky blobfish, was caught by the paps in Los Angeles while walking into an office building. Presumably to flush out the details of her Rooms To Go partnership. Might as well since she’s carrying around the entire showroom on her ass.

Azalea’s medically fascinating cheeks are accentuated by her tight yoga pants, so obviously she’s proud of the spooky surprise she’s carrying around in her trunk. If this is her way of participating in Halloween festivities, it’s working. Every single one of the Alien aliens could bust out of there at any second. The It clown could have taken up residence. With room to spare. Who freaking knows.   

The plot, like Azalea, thickens when we learn that she parked her Jeep in a handicap space – and hung a handicap sign from her rear view mirror – before stomping into the building. Can botched ass surgeries help nab a handicap spot? If so, the Jenndashians will be needing those rear view mirror signs in bulk. 

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