Carla Howe Does She Keep Those Things Covered, Amirite, and Crap Around the Web

March 30, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Katherine Heigl in a bikini, streaming skin-filled flicks, and more! READ MORE

Celeste Day at the Beach and Crap Around the Web

March 5, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Barbara Palvin looking sexy, Best Actress winners nude, and more! READ MORE

Eiza Gonzalez Eyes’a Poppin’ and Other Crap Around the Web

January 9, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Mandy Moore makes memes of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Guess The Bachelor beauty’s beach bikini body (TMZ) Bella Thorne, confuses silly Time’s Up with her serious sexual assault confessions (TerribleWords) Blanca Blanco nipples in see-through dress (TaxiDriverMovie) Eiza Gonzalez bombshell at Globes Pre-Party (Egotastic)... READ MORE

Gal Gadot of the Year and Shit Around the Web

November 16, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Hotties eating at In-N-Out, Naked Queens, and More!

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Kara Del Toro Seeing Red and Shit Around the Web

October 23, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Social media underboob, abundant TV nudity, and more!

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Alexandra Daddario Female Lothario and Shit Around the Web

June 26, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Brooke Burke yacht yoga, sexy archaeologists, and more!

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Jeana Turner Pimping H2OMG and Shit Around the Web

June 16, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Gigi Hadid spandex superstar, this weekend’s hottest stars, and more!

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Eiza Gonzalez Spandex Superstar and Shit Around the Web

June 9, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Miss Bumbum Brazil, Lily-Rose Depp in full bloom, and more!

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Eiza Gonzalez First in Line

May 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When Trump speaks of the big door in the magnificent wall at the Southern border letting in all the good people, presumably he's speaking of chicks like Eiza Gonzalez. Quit being dodgy. Make it clear that the small fraction... READ MORE

Eiza Gonzalez Is No Miley Cyrus

August 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is the Mexican singer who stole Miley Cyrus’ fiance last year by pointing out that she was far hotter, had bigger tits, and didn’t wipe her poo hands on her lips after taking a shit just to seem... READ MORE