Olivia Munn Paid Her Way Into Ocean's Eight Cameo

Olivia Munn has always seemed like someone who keeps it real, and nothing is more real than admitting that you paid for your own cameo appearance in a movie. Like when actresses admit to buying their own red carpet dresses. And are then banished to live under a viaduct... read more

Colin Kaepernick Awarded Week One NFL MVP

In a not so ironic twist, a guy not on any NFL roster was named the MVP of the first week of the football season by the NFL's Players Association. If you had no idea the NFLPA awards weekly MVPs, let alone to guys who aren't currently playing in the league, you're in... read more

Shailene Woodley Doesn't Have a TV, Is Better Than You

Shailene Woodley is a voluntary vagabond. She gave her house to her grandma and chose to live a bare minimum minimalist lifestyle. All of her worldly belongings are able to fit in a suitcase. Which goes against the exact reason why people become celebrities.  read more

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Scottie Nell Hughes Claims Fox News Anchor Didn't Pay Up for Sex

The word "rape" is tossed about these days like former generations used to casually drop "lame" or "loser". If you're a woman wronged by a man in any way, it's rape. Apparently that includes banging the pork chops out of a fat Fox News host for the promise of future... read more

Netflix Narcos Scout Possibly Slain By Sicario

Netflix is second runner-up behind alcohol in unexpected pregnancy. And they're seriously willing to risk it all on their original programming. Even if that means a location scout has to die so your chances of getting laid are increased by 30 percent. read more

Standing Desks Kill People, New Report Says

If your name is Barbara from accounts receivable, you dabble with morbid obesity but you drink Diet now so it's all good, and you plan on dying self-impaled on a plastic ficus in your cubicle surrounded by NCIS paraphernalia, you probably love a good standing desk. If... read more

Leah Remini Snitches On Jada Pinkett Smith's Scientology Status

Family is forever. So snitching on your sister about her psychotic Scientology beliefs should be expected. Blood in blood out. Scientology was clearly the tax free answer to the Illuminati. read more

Pamela Anderson's Son Dresses Her

There are two reasons a grown son might dress his own mother. The first involve a series of limited but very popular category tabs on Xhamster. The second means you won't be attending his wedding to a woman any time soon read more

Jaime King Defends Defenseless Anorexic Models on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #102

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we defend gauntly Jaime King in her defense of unhealthily skinny models, come up with the definitive definition of the vastly overused word, "rape", discuss Ariel Winter's turning out at twelve in defense of her mom, sort of get... read more

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Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 63: TIFF Nudes, J. Law, Kate Mara, Nicole Kidman, And More!

Our Skin Skouts are back from the Toronto International Film Fest with all the details on the best upcoming nudity! We already gave you the scoop on Jennifer Lawrence’s official nude debut in mother!, but now we’ve got news on Kate Mara and Ellen Page’s lesbian scene in... read more

Lea Michele Magnetic Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

Arianny Celeste vacay, Caroline Vreeland see-through, and more! read more

Crappy Store Files For Bankruptcy

I start to feel bad for the fate of doomed brick and mortar stores right up until the point when a sales associate at Lowe's tells me that he doesn't think they carry wire. In a time when Amazon will deliver a dental dam to your front door within one hour and then take... read more