Jim Carrey was in Queens today, filming a guest appearance on ‘30 Rock’, and he was running around and yelling and he had a wacky outfit. Do you see it? He’s got a bow tie, and a big mustache. The mustache is funny because mustaches aren’t usually that big. Do you not get it? He probably has a really funny name too, like Mr. Bananas.
Now you see why NBC had to cancel ‘Community’. They just couldn’t keep up with this kind of razor sharp comedy.
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Kim Kardashian is hoping that she and her estranged husband Kris Humphries can have their divorce settled by a private mediator instead of in a courtroom, because, and this is a quote, “A public trial is the last thing that Kim wants … She wants the mediation to be private and confidential.”
Ok, now try and guess if Kris Humphries is in the mood to do favors for Kim Kardashian.
“Kris Humphries is said to want his divorce trial on TV to expose the truth behind the Kardashian reality shows, according to reports, (and to) prove in court that Kim only wanted to marry him to boost ratings.”
Aww what a shame. And after Kim has worked so hard to always lead her life with such a quiet dignity.
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Jennifer Aniston tells the March issue of InStyle that she’s tired of seeing magazines talking about her and Brad Pitt for no reason. Magazines such as the March issue of InStyle, which has an interview where Jennifer Aniston starts talking about Brad Pitt for no reason.
“There are so many [misconceptions about me],” Jen says, adding that the most annoying one is “the triangle with my ex-husband — and that there’s a feud there.”
“It’s constant,” she adds. “It’s a story headline that won’t go away, but it’s a money thing - [people make money off] a story that has nothing to do with reality.”
She then goes on to explain that Pitt has no place in her heart anymore, except for being the gold standard that all other men are measured against.
But, Jen reassures fans that she is over that drama and ready to live out the rest of her life with a good man, whom she may have found in beau Justin Theroux.
“Having experienced everything you don’t want in a partner over time, it starts to narrow down what you actually do want,” Jen admits. “As I get older, I realize what qualities are important in love and what suits me. And what I won’t settle for.”
Wow she’s a real role model for the ladies out there. Before her current boyfriend, guys kept leaving to go bang someone better, and it was then that Jennifer started to wonder if the relationship was working. So she just let them go. Granted the guys didn’t know it because they were long gone by then, but she really put her foot down and said enough.
Beyonce was out in NYC last night, making her first public appearance since giving birth to her daughter Blue Ivy last month, and also making it more and more ironic that her name is practically “buoyancy”.
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Kate Hudson and her fiance Matt Bellamy are in Cabo San Lucas on a little vacation, and you can’t even tell that she had a baby in July, her body looks exactly like it did before she got pregnant.
That was not a compliment, by the way.
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Lindsay Lohan has done another photo shoot with over-rated photographer Terry Richardson (because it’s not as if she has anything else to do), and at the very least, you can always say she has a fantastic set of tits.
Unfortunately that’s also the very most you can say about her too.
At first the new Spider-Man reboot seemed like a dumb idea because it was gonna tell the origin story, exactly like the Spider-Man movie we already saw a few years ago, but this new one has promised “the untold story“, a today the new trailer clears a few things up.
In the first movie, a scientist that Peter Parker knows injects himself with an experimental drug and turns himself into a green monster that goes on a murderous rampage, while in this one, a scientist that Peter Parker knows injects himself with an experimental drug and turns himself into a green monster that goes on a murderous rampage.
Um, but also, the new villain has poor bathroom etiquette. The other movie never even mentioned that.
NBC has been in last place for years, because they don’t know what the hell they’re doing, but now they finally have a new and exciting plan for climbing out of the cellar. And that plan is to rip off ‘Glee’.
So last night ‘Smash’ premiered, and began the tale of two actresses fighting it out to play Marilyn Monroe in a Broadway play.
In one corner, there’s young, inexperienced Broadway dreamer Karen Cartwright (Katharine McPhee) and in the next is Ivy Lynn (Megan Hilty), a stage veteran who is more than ready for her chance to shine.
And now there’s a whole “Team Karen” and “Team Ivy” movement so people can support their favorite. So which team are you? Who do you think should get that part?
That was rhetorical of course, and please believe me when I tell you that if you answered it, I hate you.
Maria Menounos is from Boston, and she’s seen at Patriots and Celtics and Red Sox games all the time, and somehow that ended up with her having to host Extra yesterday in a Giants bikini.
We didn’t get to see her vagina this time (unlike on Miami beach) but her body looked pretty hot. Things got weird however when she was posing between the black guy (A.J. Calloway) and the effeminate dandy (Mario Lopez). It was like the beginning of a cuckhold video.
They say the camera adds 10 pounds, meaning you look 10 pounds heavier on a TV show than you do in real life, which was a problem for Christina Aguilera since she gained 50 pounds all on her own before getting a TV show.
The good news is she’s finally taking action to look the way she used to. The bad news is that action is to tell the camera crew on ‘The Voice’ to hide how fat she is.
“Christina holds up production with her constant demands, saying, ‘Don’t make me look fat’ or ‘Don’t show my butt,’ ” a source tells the Enquirer.
“She’s insisted the cameramen only shoot her at flattering angles, forcing a few segments to be reshot. She also demands that the stylists bring her the latest slimming fashions, and she’s always ordering the makeup artists to make her face look thinner.”
Well it’s gonna take more than makeup and lighting to hide how fat she is. She’s so heavy now that one time they showed her sitting down and my TV fell off the wall.
Rihanna dyed her hair blond and put on her sluttiest top last night, then headed to Greystone Manor, which sounds like a haunted bed and breakfast, but is actually a club in West Hollywood. And there are reports (based mostly on this twitter) that she was there with Chris Brown, which will only help fuel the rumor that they’re back together.
Rihanna hasn’t said anything publicly about that yet, which could mean it’s simply not true, or that she’s been trying to signal for help in a code we’re not picking up on.
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Justin Bieber was in Miami this weekend, thankfully recording his amazing new album “Believe”, when he reminded everyone that he’s not just an incredible singer, dancer, and pussy magnet, but a next-level athlete as well.
On a custom skateboard ramp outside the studio, Justin soared above the clouds, and unlike other so-called “extreme” athletes, Justin doesn’t need helmets or pads. “Those are for scared bitches like Shaun White,” Justin probably said.
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