NICK HOGAN - is mostly famous for driving like an reckless asshole, and Saturday night he “was involved in a minor car accident in Los Angeles.” No one was hurt and no police reports were taken, so no specifics are known, but maybe a little torture will loosen his tongue. (the ap)
ALEC BALDWIN - is retiring from Hollywood. In about three years. “I don’t have any interest in acting anymore. Movies are part of my past. It’s been 30 years. I’m not young, but I have time to do something else.” Some are saying he could have a second career in politics. His only hurdle will be that he has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about. (e! online)
JAKE GYLLENHAAL - has not broken up with Reese Witherspoon, despite the rumor this weekend that he had. I was sitting at a red light and saw Jake standing there, so I rolled down my window and asked him for a comment, but all he said was, “hey man wanna party?” Then he pushed his tongue against his cheek and made a handjob gesture. No sir I do not “wanna party”, thank you very much! (access hollywood)
EMMA WATSON - was in Jamaica this weekend, and to be honest Hermione didn’t look very happy. Hopefully me hitting on her and telling her, “she’s cast a spell on my magic wand” will cheer her up, because I was planning on doing that anyway. (splash news online)
In 1977, Roman Polanski was 44 and a huge star in Hollywood since his Oscar nomination for directing ‘Chinatown’ 3 years earlier. He was also a photographer for magazines like Vogue. During a private photo shoot with a 13-year-old girl named Samantha Gailey, he gave her champagne, quaaludes and a sedative, then anally raped her while she begged him to stop.
That’s illegal, so he was arrested but fled to France where he’s lived free of punishment ever since. In September the Swiss police took him into custody with plans to extradite him to the US, but thanks to the President of France, now that’s never gonna happen.
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George Clooneys girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis spent some time alone on the beach over the weekend near his mansion in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. She has a good body but her face photographs weird. She looks way better in her modeling pictures. So if you think about it maybe George Clooneys life isn’t so great. Also, when the rapture comes, weekends like this are why he’ll be cast into the lake of fire, whereas the righteous and pure of heart like me will be rewarded.
(image source = flynet online)
This is a vapid Hollywood website, so I’m pretty much obligated to post things like this, but if Jaimie Hilfiger weren’t the niece of Tommy Hilfiger no one would be saying she’s gonna be famous or care that she posed in a bikini this weekend at Venice Beach.
She’s short, and I’m a huge fan of girls who are short, but she’s not pretty and she has no tits. I don’t know who dates her but he’s a fuckin weirdo because she’s built like a little kid. He likes her because after puberty girls lose their innocence and get dirty. This one is still clean. Freaked out yet? I know I am. Moving right along.
(source = pacific coast news)
Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber spent Thanksgiving with George Clooney (48) and his Italian model girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis (31) at Clooneys palatial resort home in Mexico. They lounged around in a hot tub drinking champagne, the girls prancing around in bikinis and warming their golden skin under the gentle sun.
When my penis saw all this, he compared it to our Thanksgiving in a small town in Tennessee, then called me a loser and questioned my sexuality by asking if I was some kind of “fag”. Then he said, “put up your dukes” and challenged me to a fight for his freedom.
(image source = splash news online and flynet online)
If you’re like me, you woke up this morning on a bed of money and a pile of many beautiful ladies. More to the point, you’ve spent the last 4 days blissfully ignorant to any stupid pop-culture gossip stuff. That’s why you and I are both super cool and super amazed at how cool this Tiger Woods thing is.
It all began Thanksgiving day with a National Enquirer story that claimed he was cheating on his hot Swedish wife Elin Nordegren with a New York party girl named Rachel Uchitel. Uchitel also allegedly had an affair with David Boreanaz while his wife, former Playmate Jamie Bergman, was pregnant.
According to some, Elin heard all this and attacked Tiger with a golf club in a move marked by her choice of weapon and it’s “back from whence you came” type irony.
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