By Lex June 18, 2013 @ 6:12 PM
I can’t remember what J-Woww does anymore except for show up to events and show off her tits. So I looked it up. Turns out she shows up for events and shows off her tits. Usually she has that little truck stop troll hanging alongside like a diseased monkey pet. Oh, yeah, there she is. I can’t help but think if alien scouts arrived from another planet and met these two girls first, they’d lament the fact that they have no eyelids to shut when they’re trying to jizz.
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By Lex June 18, 2013 @ 4:47 PM
It’s hard to say who to root for in a showdown between teen lesbian Justin Bieber and the paparazzi that hound him everywhere he goes. It’s like you’re a North Korean train driver running off the tracks and you have to choose to run over either Dennis Rodman or The Supreme Leader during their summer picnic. Which way do you turn? Bieber and his Lollipop Guild cohort Lil Twist drove away and over some dickhead photographers foot leaving the Laugh Factory in Hollywood on Monday night. The photographer insisted on going to the hospital so he could build a better lawsuit. And while people were talking about possible hit and run charges, Bieber was cleared today by the police. As he should have been. As much as I’d love to see his little punk ass get thrown in the slammer, it needs to be for something worthy that he can tearfully regret as he gets ass-raped in the prison shower by a guy named Franc with a ‘C’. When you put contemptible people in jail for lesser charges, you never get the satisfaction deserved. Like putting O.J. in for kind of sort of robbing his own sports memorabilia. Or Al Capone on tax evasion. It’s a half-victory at best. Let’s wait for the big one. It sucks that somebody will have to get badly hurt for it, but on the bright side, maybe it’ll be Justin himself.
By Lex June 18, 2013 @ 3:54 PM
If you had Kaidence in the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West baby naming pool, you may just have won a $500 gift card. I’d use it quick before the child grows up to bring a hellish apocalypse upon the human race. Maybe you have a few weeks until she learns to breathe fire and teleport herself.
By Lex June 18, 2013 @ 3:06 PM
I know I’m starting to get a reputation. This is just like back in high school when I put out for every girl who would have me in any way possible. Only now it’s showing tit jobs. Eh, you’ve got to be known for something. Here’s a first look at Courtney Stodden getting those new DD’s of hers to up her game. Will they help her achieve success? If history teaches us anything it’s that they certainly won’t hurt. Just look how happy she looks in that wheelchair photo after surgery. This could really be the start of something great for Courtney and her grandfather husband.
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By Jack June 18, 2013 @ 2:34 PM
Porn star Stoya was asked by the Huffington Post what her parents think about her career as one of the most well known video jizz targets out there. Her answer: “My dad is purely just angry that I ruined porn for him“. She says that whenever dad goes to Redtube for some good old fashioned fapping he loses the erection it took four Viagra and a Beta blocker to achieve when he sees an ad for his daughter’s Fleshlight. I imagine it is difficult to focus on the task at hand, (heh, heh), when you spot a clip of your little princess getting a facial from James Deen. Then again, it’s his fault she’s doing it in the first place. A well adjusted girl with a good relationship with her dad will not grow up to be double penetrated on camera for money. So, if his porn intake is hampered by his bad parenting, he has no one to blame but himself. Or I could be totally wrong, but there’s no way in hell I’m blaming her.
By Lex June 18, 2013 @ 1:19 PM
Courtney Stodden just got her tits done. The reality fame seeking veteran stripper looking teen says it’s because she hates bras. But looking past her obviously inane excuse, this is a business upgrade. When your business is ultimately porn. Courtney’s much older squat husband insists that the enlargements were not his idea. Considering he likes waifish under-aged girls, he’s probably telling the truth. Courtney snuck some shots of her new tits in a bikini to E!, but to see them bare you’ll probably have to wait a few more months and pay for the sight of a cock plunging between them.
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By Lex June 18, 2013 @ 12:46 PM
Kerry Rhodes, the infamously rumored gay NFL star, outed by his own boyfriend in a video on this very site, now is telling his buddies via text that he might be the Kim’s baby daddy as he was nailing the Kardashian nine months ago around the same dates that Kanye was.
Man this could be my baby!! I was fu**ing her the same time as K.West was lol!!!
While any sane person is willing to believe that Kim could have been banging multiple men on any given day of her life since sixteen or so, and pro athletes do fall right into her wheelhouse, meh, coming from a guy desperate to hide his gay, this seems like a real shot in the dark. That ‘lol’ at the end is perhaps the best closing argument on his big gay verdict. Not that it matters. Unless you’re claiming your boned a baby into the world’s most famous new mother.
By Lex June 18, 2013 @ 12:19 PM
Is it wrong to show famous teen models bending over in short shorts? Yeah, probably. Thankfully, girls don’t get vaginas until they are legally ratified, so I’m pretty sure we’re not showing anything statutorily indiscreet. Have to wait for the guys at the NSA to rule on this one.
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