Kate Moss To the Rescue

Teen model Lottie Moss is out of control with the partying. Her mum has called in the big guns for support. Older half-sister Kate Moss. There's something to be said for seeking counsel from somebody who's been there before in terms of booze and drugs and sleeping around... read more

WNBA Players Not Abiding Them Straights

According to former WNBA All-Star Candice Wiggins, the women's basketball league is not as inclusive and diverse as all their press releases incessantly repeating those buzzwords. In explaining why she retired prematurely, Wiggins asserts the league is 98-percent lesbian... read more

Eric Holder Cha-Chings Again With Uber

Former Obama administration Attorney General Eric Holder was one crafty motherfucker. That's not the worst thing you can say about a lawyer. It might be the best. read more

Will Smith's Obsetrician Is Fucked Up

The guy who delivered Will Smith as a baby is serving life in prison for killing live babies with scissors and then feeding their remains to crabs on the Jersey Shore. Smell a Jayden and Will Smith father/son vehicle? read more

Milo Yiannopoulos Ousted

Milo Yiannopoulos was booted as the editor of Breitbart for a multitude of reasons such as his schtick is super obnoxious even in British. Also, when you try and piss everyone off, some of them get pissed off and turn on you. read more

Bella Thorne Bikini Vacation Adventure And Shit Around The Web

Bella Thorne doesn't eat or drink and fucks in a healthy manner so she'll look great in a bikini. The least you can do is imagine you can help her career and she wants to say thanks. read more

Jennifer Connelly in A Bikini

Remember all those politically elitist rants from Jennifer Connelly this past year? All those gender pay gap myth screeds? The announcing of lesbian and gender experimentation and the death to penis signs in seminal pro-Muslim refugee marches in Prada flats? She seems to... read more

See-Through Tops for the Modern Working Woman

The run of Fashion Weeks across the Western world is the right time to note that the fashion industry serves as an unchecked channel for elitism, racism, blind consumerism, and unprotected docking. The style industries receive an en masse reprieve from gender alarmist... read more

Kurt Cobain Turns Fifty

Kurt Cobain would've turned fifty years old over the weekend if he hadn't shot himself twenty-three year earlier. That's not a small disclaimer. It's questionable for any grown man to celebrate his birthday. Even more so for a dead man. read more

PETA Getting Good Use Out of Their Crocodile Masks

Animal rights protesters have been dogging Fashion Weeks from New York to London and upcoming in Milan. For their part, posh attendees at Fashion Weeks have beendonningthe skins of dead animals and drinking champagne and ordering their armed security to shoot the... read more

Eugenie Bouchard Unexpected Haters

Life is good for Eugenie Bouchard. She's ranked forty-fourth in women's tennis behind forty two other women and Serena Williams who mocks them all from from her testosterone castle. She's young, she's pretty, she looks pretty sweet in her touched up Sports Illustrated... read more

Abby Wambach Makes an Honest Woman Out of Christian Blogger She's Banging

There was no greater love story of 2016 than Abby Wambach who ditched the wife who helped her through multiple substance abuse rehabs and DUIs so she could bed married straight Christian blogger Glennon Doyle Melton. Turning Melton was a big score for the LGBTQ community.... read more