Maria Doroshina’s Huge Tracts of Land and Crap Around the Web

October 15, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Start your week off on the good foot with these sexy links including Rachel Zoe's nipple, Vicky Stark's busty fishing trip, and the sex and nudity of Tobe Hooper's films! READ MORE

See Lady Gaga’s Full Frontal Nudity In A Star Is Born

October 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The success of Lady Gaga’s new movie A Man Is Born has taken a substantial toll on my health, and while the glowing reviews (“Gaga, in an ebullient and winningly direct performance, never lets her own star quality... READ MORE

Weekend Celebrity Nudity Roundup Featuring Full Frontal Juliette Lewis

October 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Juliette Lewis made a splash by going full frontal on the HBO series Camping. But will she have you pitching a tent? No. Netflix’s The Haunting of Hill House brings lesbian tits, and Valéry Lessard lets her nip hang out... READ MORE

Hillary Clinton Defends Bill Clinton Against Monica Lewinsky Scandal

October 15, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Bill Clinton’s creative cigar usage with Monica Lewinsky in the mid-90’s is the gift that keeps on giving. Hillary Clinton faces constant criticism for her support of former President Bill Clinton following his affair with White House intern... READ MORE

When Smoke Gets In Your Butthole Eyes: Ariana Grande And Pete Davidson Split

October 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Now laughing friends deride. Tears I cannot hide. So I smile and say: ‘When a lovely flame dies, smoke gets in your butthole eyes.’ According to TMZ, ugly ass son of a bitch butthole eyes vampire Pete Davidson... READ MORE

Meghan Markle Has Marijuana Strain Named In Her Honor

October 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I believe the failures of family members instantly become more embarrassing just because a relative is famous. On a let down scale ranked from Billy Madison to Tom Hanks’ disappointment of a rapper son Chet Hanks, Meghan Markle’s weed... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Replaced By More Accurate Barbie For Movie

October 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The only way Amy Schumer can ever feel pretty is if Marc Silverstein directs it. Hollywood quickly reminded her that when a woman’s schtick is being fat, she can’t fit into the conventional Barbie mold, or movie role. Unless... READ MORE

Now You: Best Horror Movie

October 13, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Chris Gaines in Mama   It’s October, which means your favorite blogs are writing posts relating to Halloween. I personally love horror movies, and will watch pretty much anything that has over a .4% Fresh score on Rotten Tomatoes. Picking... READ MORE

Miniature Man Drank Himself To Death

October 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

For Verne Troyer, drinking was not just a small problem. In fact, his death has been officially ruled as suicide by shitface. Which is quite terrifying when you think about it. Everyone is putting themselves at a higher risk... READ MORE

Ashley Graham Rainbow’s Rear End and Crap Around the Web

October 12, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kick off your weekend with these sexy links including Chrissy Teigen's hard nips, Elizabeth Olsen's wet whoppers, and the best horror movies with nudity available to stream this Halloween! READ MORE