Whoa Celine Dion’s Face

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  One of my favorite comedians says that “getting older” and “getting uglier” are synonymous, which is in contrast to what the sheeple media will have you believe. “How to look great at any age!” “Getting BETTER with age!”... READ MORE

Bella Thorne’s Boobs Are Bigger Than Ever And Also Here Are Her Yeti Legs

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  AIDS under a microscope Bella Thorne showed up to some tragic red carpet event with her biggest tits yet out and proud, but always the crowd-pleaser, she was like extra af and flaunted some serious leg hair. Girl snapped.... READ MORE

Rose McGowan’s Trans Community Apology

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Conspiracy connoisseur Rose McGowan has apologized to the trans community for her behavior. She believed that a transgendered woman was a plant just like those drugs in Virginia. How did that get there? Bewilderment happens to be a very... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 133: Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Nude Scenes of 1977

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week's Mr. Skin Podcast travels back to the days when the thickest of bushes reigned supreme! READ MORE

Anne Hathaway Not Drinking For 18 Years Because She Was Hungover With Son

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Publically self-flagellating oneself for extremely minor ethical infractions is Bag of Bitch 101 material. It's telling the parents who drunk drive their kids to school that they're not good enough. Less than. That's called mommy shaming. This is 2019, Anne,... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Reminds Women To Love Their Body Fat

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amy Schumer wants to bask in all of her hideous glory. Her attitude is just as huge as the last pair of jeans she purchased. What did you expect from a woman who hasn’t fit a size 16 since... READ MORE

Charly Jordan Dynasty Bikini and Crap Around the Web

January 21, 2019 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kick off your week with these sexy links including Gwyneth Paltrow in fishnets, Montana Cox's hard nips, and Dakota Johnson nude in Suspiria! READ MORE

What Should We Name Chris Pine’s New Wig?

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Chris Pine debuted a stunning new hair piece while chatting it up with Good Morning America earlier today, and as it practically has a life of its own and very well may actually be alive, it deserves a name... READ MORE

Chris Hansen’s Is Life Falling Apart

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you needed any more proof that the world is currently spinning in reverse, the pedophile whisperer was recently arrested. Thee Chris Hansen? Yeah, him. But don’t toss in the towel on living just yet. His arrest had nothing... READ MORE