Will Smith was at the Moscow premiere of ‘Men in Black 3’ today when a male reporter tried to kiss him on the lips. That went over about as well as you might think and Smith backhanded him in the face (it looks worse in the second clip), then said, “He’s lucky I didn’t sucker punch him.” Which would have been terrific. Like when Heath Herring knocked out that Japanese guy, except prissier.
Back in February, Matt Lauer asked Lindsay Lohan if she still goes to bars and parties, and because she wasn’t hooked up to a polygraph, she said “that’s not my thing anymore” and “I’ve become more of a home body and I like it.”
You’ll notice she made no mention of crawling out of some Hollywood Hills drug den at dawn (perhaps this one again) with Paris Hilton and Samantha Ronson. Which is what she really does. Like this morning for example.
(Lindsay) started her night at a Hollywood club before heading to the private Hollywood Hills party.
The three ladies joined Paris’ younger brother Barron Hilton and Brandon Davis at the Hollywood Hills mega-mansion for some late night fun that lasted until 7am this morning!
Police tell us that one of the neighbors in the residential community filed a noise complaint due to the blaring music.
Yeah I don’t care either. The sooner every single person in that story dies, the better. So here’s Australian model Tara Beaulieu, who is relevant because when Lindsay was too drunk to show up on time or do her job during her guest spot on ‘Glee’, Tara was her stand-in. Even though she’s way too firm, too tan, and too upright to look anything like Lindsay. They must film the show over in Oppositeville.
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Miley Cyrus, seen here on her hotel balcony holding a dog, and then making out with the dog, and then not holding a dog and leaning over the railing (she dropped the dog, didn’t she?) tells Lifetime (via Us) that she’s comfortable being sexy, or would be if anyone actually thought that.
Miley insists she didn’t set out to become sex symbol.
“If people find that [I am], I take it as a compliment. Thank you for thinking I’m sexy!”
When she first began to dress and act more provocatively, the former child star was surprised by the immediate backlash. “People are so scared of seeing a woman being like, ‘This is who I am and you’re not going to change it,’” Cyrus explained.
Did Miley Cyrus just refer to herself as a sexy woman? And if so was she referring to some past life because in this one she’s still a bony teenager. Was this some kind of séance show?
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It’s been 20 years since Jay Leno weaseled his way into hosting the Tonight Show, taking the job from David Letterman, and 2 years since he did the exact same thing to Conan O’Brien, which is why Letterman was absolutely delighted to have Conan on his show last night for the first time in 13 years.
“I’ve known Jay a long long time,” Letterman said. “We go back to the mid 70s, back in Los Angeles at the Comedy Store. Jay was always the guy — the funniest guy — he was the guy you’d go to see. He was the guy that you wished you could be more like. He was funny. He was also, uh… a bit of a brat. So then, oh you know, when this came along, I said to myself, ‘Oh yes, this is the Jay I know.’”
“Hey, mor-more like David Fretterman and Conan O’Cryin, am I right Jay!”
- the Tonight Show writers
05.18.2012 Hao Lei has big things in front of her
Chinese actress Hao Lei is in Cannes to help promote her new movie ‘Mystery’, and I’ve never heard of her until now but it turns out she’s everything I’ve been searching for. That’s just how love works, it’s full of surprises and wonder.
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In 2009, a private equity firm co-founded by Bono paid $90 million to buy 2.3 percent of Facebook, which has been valued at over $100 billion for their IPO today.
And according to TMZ and Page Six, that means Bono will become the worlds richest musician by 4pm!
…the shares are now valued at $1.5 billion.
Meanwhile, the former holder of the title of world’s richest musician — former Beatle Paul McCartney — is worth just over $1 billion.
The only problem is none of that is true. As the Telegraph points out, there are 9 other managing directors of Bono’s equity firm, plus countless investors. Bono didn’t buy 2.3 percent of Facebook, the equity firm did.
Given that he has previously had a 10 per cent stake in other (firm) investments, Bono has probably made around $150 million today, and at least doubled his wealth. Prior to this, as one fifth of U2 (profits are split between the band and manager Paul McGuinness) Bono’s estimated wealth was in the region of $158 million.
Well fuck. This is some information I’d really like to have known before I went to all the trouble of kidnapping his wife. Now everything just feels awkward.
Lindsay Lohan has decided that her comeback is going so great that she’s gone ahead and moved into a mansion in Beverly Hills, the one pictured above, with a rent of $25,000 a month. To put that into context, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie just moved into a mansion with a rent of $24,000 a month.
But Lindsay is probably right. She’s so popular money won’t be a problem anymore. Why just this week she and Perez Hilton were guest stars on ‘Glee’, and a beloved team like that surely added up to a ratings bonanza. In fact I bet this article from The Wrap will do nothing but confirm my suspicions:
“(The first hour) was down 11 percent from last week, receiving a 2.4/8, and had 6 million total viewers. The second (hour), which featured Lohan guest-starring as herself, was down 7 percent from last week, posting a 2.5/7. It attracted 6 million total viewers.”
Oh hey look at that. Two people that no one can fucking stand drove viewers away. Who could have guessed. In fact, if the weekly numbers from here are correct, it was the lowest ratings for ‘Glee’ all season.
So it’s not really clear why anyone would hire Lindsay or how she thinks she’s gonna pay for this house. Her only talent is having sex with people. “Exactly,” Lindsay says. “As you can see on this chart, Phase 1 is to collect the underpants. And then Phase 3 is profit,” she added with a confident nod.
Christina Hendricks left her hotel in New York early this morning for an appearance on ‘LIVE! With Kelly’, and she’s so incredibly pale, with such intense red hair, that to see her in natural light is almost jarring. She’s like a big-titted Ghost Rider.
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Sofia Vergara walked around New York last night with her pants unbuttoned, and she hasn’t come right out and said anything but the obvious explanation is that she was masturbating and wants to have sex with me. Message received, mon amour.
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When we last left John Travolta, he was on a bit of a cold streak, getting shot down for gay sex by two male masseuses, but as we pick up the tale today, John has adjusted his strategy by hitting on masseuses who are actually gay, or simply by blowing his friends while they sleep. Things are really heatin’ up now!
The Enquirer (via the New York Post) says:
(Travolta) shocked his “Grease” co-star Jeff Conaway when he attempted to give him oral sex while he was sleeping (back in the) 1990s at Conaway’s home, according to Conaway’s former fiancée, Vikki Lizzi.
The late Conaway allegedly said he was so dismayed to wake up and find his friend giving him oral sex that it ended his long relationship with Travolta.
Lizzi (said) Conaway made the claim in a suicide note he left after a failed bid to kill himself in 2006.
The Enquirer also spoke to a masseuse named Luis Gonzalez who claims he had sex with Travolta while working at the Ritz-Carlton in Laguna Niguel.
“He’s a great kisser,” Gonzalez told the Enquirer. “Travolta may not identify himself as a gay man, but it doesn’t dismiss the fact that he likes sex with men . . . and he’s experienced at it. I know because I had sex with him, and he loved it.”
So if you’re staying at the Ritz-Carlton in Laguna Niguel, and you plan to visit the spa, you might want to request a table where John Travolta hasn’t sucked anyone off.
05.17.2012 Miley Cyrus understands summer fashion
Miley Cyrus tried to escape out the back of her Miami hotel today, which totally didn’t work and she ended up taking pictures and signing autographs for fans anyway. “Tomorrow I’m gonna see if I can pull my shorts all the way up to my shoulders,” she told them.
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05.17.2012 Taylor Swift just gave away $4 million
Taylor Swift gets made fun of a lot, and it’s all 100 percent justified, but by almost all accounts she’s a perfectly nice person (assuming you didn’t used to date her). So it’s really not that shocking that she just donated $4 million dollars to fund music education. MTV says…
The six-time Grammy winner has donated $4 million to the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum in Nashville to fund what will now be known as the Taylor Swift Education Center, an exhibit and classroom space scheduled to open in 2014.
The planned education center will be more than 7,500 square feet spread over two stories (with) three classrooms and exhibit space. The expansion will allow the museum to dramatically increase its youth education programs.
This is especially nice when you consider that educating kids about music will make them realize how awful Taylor Swift songs are. Either that or she didn’t really think this through.
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