Fergalicious Sucks At Singing American Anthems

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s officially time to pack your bags and go home forever when Roseanne Barr believes that she’s better at doing something you’ve made an entire solo career out of. Fergie was invited to sing the national anthem for the NBA All-Star game and failed miserably. She suffered from the same pretentious sickness most singers fall […]

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Stewie Will Probably Come Out As Gay In New Family Guy Episode

February 20, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As a huge Family Guy fan I have seen every episode about as many times as you would expect a loser to watch them, and even though the past two seasons were obviously written by an Ambien-fueled hamster, I still tune in, because, loser. Producer Rich Appel has revealed to TV Line that an upcoming […]

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Guess That Plastic Surgery Victim

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you’re a celebrity and you don’t look like an hourglass with too much sand in the bottom, should you just kill yourself? This is definitely the look of the moment, and when things change in about two years, look for overflowing landfills thanks to all the discarded ass implants. You might have already seen […]

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Farrah Abraham Found Another Teenage Mother To Pick On

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Farrah Abraham probably gets passed around more than the newest meme on social media but that hasn’t stopped her from believing that she’s above a gun toting, marijuana cigarette smoking Jenelle Evans. Jenelle is making headlines for a photo her husband David Eason posted of her holding a gun on social media. Feel me up […]

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Jessica Alba Takes The Twins Out At Target

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Maybe a headline like “Jessica Alba takes her top off at Target” when she was doing films like Honey would have been a reason to rush to see photos. But if you’ve been keeping up with Alba you would know that she gave birth to a baby recently. It always takes a tyke to get […]

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Kourtney Kardashian Reveals Her Weight, People Care

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Congratulations are in order for Kourtney Kardashian. The Jenndashian brothel mate is apparently one of the stars of Keeping Up With the Prostitutes, but at only five feet tall, she often doesn’t clear the hight needed to be picked up by the cameras. At least this is the best explanation I can think of as to […]

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Jennifer Lawrence Wanted To Eat Nude All The Time On Set

February 20, 2018 | Uncategorized | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

You know that point in an actress’ career when she starts to hype her own nude scenes, even though previously she deflected conversations about sexuality because she was young and fresh and didn’t need the extra attention? You know, when she used to be able to just trip on stage to be endeared to the […]

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Art Rookie Alec Baldwin Making Movie Inspired By His $190K Mistake

February 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin is probably checking the legitimacy of his recent art purchases when he’s not impersonating Donald Trump on SNL. With a few exceptions, celebrities are usually never the most intellectual or cultured individuals walking around but they would like for their fans to believe that they are. That’s most likely the reason why Alec […]

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