Justin Trudeau Jizz Splashes Rolling Stone

It's impossible to accurately measure the erection Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner achieves when he imagines coiffed Canadian politico Justin Trudeau as his natural born leader. Leave a generous tip for the hotel maid. Scraping cum off the drapes was not covered in... read more

Jenah Yamamoto Sleeves and Cleaves and Shit Around the Web

  Riki Lindhome nude, Taylor Hill and Daphne Groeneveld on a yacht, and more! read more

Liev Schreiber Sluts Up His Little Boy and ESPN Sapphic Love Machine on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #94

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we dig into Usher's herpes and wonder if there ought be a rate card for STD transmissions, concur that ESPN is a sinking shit-pit of Disney leveraged politics, wonder why rich white people on the coasts want their boys to be girls... read more

See Amy Schumer's Bare Tit In Snatched

When audiences heard that world's oldest starlet Goldie Hawn and rogue Miss Piggy parade float Amy Schumer were teaming up for a terrible movie, they knew they were about to witness Hollywood magic. Now that the film has grossed three dollars more than it cost at the... read more

T.J. Miller Says Women aren't Funny, Backpedals

Being sent dick pics on a daily basis is not a tragedy. Annoying, but not worth a 60-minute comedy special. read more

'Best Fight Against the System' Award Completes the VMA's

In addition to going gender neutral in their music video award categories, which makes sense, since nobody actually knows who produces the music videos, certainly not the artists themselves, the MTV VMA's this year are adding a "Best Fight Against the System" award. read more

The 9/11 Movie No One Needed Coming Soon

Charlie Sheen can't leave drugs or bad ideas alone. Ever try to write great ideas down while you're high? Then sober up and attempt to make magic in the form of film from your drug inspired notes? read more

Jesus Christ Interfering With Justin Bieber's Career

Now that the drama of not wowing more audiences with shitty autotuned music has settled, all eyes are back on Carl Lentz, and Bieber's new faith in Christ cults. Lentz leads the Hillsong Church - a group that has all the buzzwords of the subject of an HBO true crime drama... read more

Susan Collins Calls Another Congressman 'Unbelievably Unattractive' on Hot Mic

Congressman Blake Farenthold is an abominable looking man. He's an obese, triple chinned, goofy looking motherfucker. Or a Congressional five. You're not supposed to be able to say these things aloud.  read more

Venus Williams Claims Not Murderer But We Know

Wesley Snipes on a bad a day, Venus Williams, went on a lackluster killing spree on June 9th when she barreled through an intersection in Palm Beach Garden, FL, causing an elderly couple to T-bone her car. New evidence from Barson's lawyers claims that Williams actually... read more

How Many Millions for Dinner With Leo and Kate?

Make a list of things Leonardo DiCaprio related that you'd pay a million bucks for. The yacht, the plane, largely well maintained vulvas of various hot Victoria's Secret models. How about dinner with Leo and Kate Winslet? Alligator arms. DiCaprio had to pull some auction... read more

Joanna Krupa Vacations Better Than You and Shit Around the Web

Joanna Krupa sexy vacation, Sahara Ray areola, and more! read more