Men’s Rights Activist Deletes Women From Star Wars Film

January 17, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m able to empathize with movements like MGTOW and their affiliates until their levels of petty exceed rationality which happened recently. Being passed around as a torrent available for download is the men-only version of Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Are all female versions of the films we know and love ridiculous? Yes. Do men […]

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Halle Berry Sweetest Juice and Crap Around the Web

January 17, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Pia Mia Perez bikini beauty of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Who’d you rather: Kim Kardashian v Sofia Richie (TMZ) Margaret Atwood eaten alive by her own angry women cubs (TerribleWords) Kendall Jenner braless in a tight sheer top (TaxiDriverMovie) Halle Berry looks stunning on the red carpet (Egotastic) Macy Chanel: Instagram Hottie of the Week (EgotasticAllStars) Lily Mo Sheen in a bikini so […]

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Taylor Swift Stalked By Guy With Gun

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Times were much simpler when all of the men in Taylor Swift’s life only wanted to grab her bare ass. Inconvenient yes, but not potentially life threatening. Now Taylor has an unofficial 58-year-old boyfriend bodyguard combo carrying a concealed weapon and heading her way. He’s stated to the police that his primary objective is protecting […]

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Ellen Pompeo On Weinstein: I Batted “The Shit Out Of My Eyelashes”

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I was once told that the actors who really have it figured out are the ones that nab spots on long-running television shows. By not having to jet set from project to project, they can settle their asses down, have kids, and basically mimic the lives of nobodies, morning commute and all. Except they get […]

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A Couple Of Women Feud Over Eating Cooch

January 17, 2018 | Uncategorized | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women are more sexually fluid than men in general. The entire world knows what goes on at slumber parties. Sex doll with a soul Kim Zolciak and someone else with the misfortune of the name Kandi Burruss are arguing over oral sex. Allegedly Kandi wanted to taste Kim. When a woman like Kim has obviously […]

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Sharon Stone Thinks Sexual Harassment Is A Joke

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Certain situations get better with time as we evolve as a society together. But sometimes seeing that progression may rub certain celebrities the wrong way. In a world where everything with a vagina ever filmed or photographed is getting their 15 minutes of fame, Sharon Stone was asked to contribute to the sexual misconduct in […]

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Alec Baldwin Defends Woody Allen, Might Be Drinking Again

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There was a time not so long ago when Alec Baldwin was traversing the streets of Manhattan, drunk, pounding car hoods, and unleashing homophobic and racist slurs upon his fellow progressive intellectuals. To be fair, these were the various trimesters when his young and pretend Spanish yoga instructor wife was off-limits for sexual deposits. The […]

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Lena Dunham’s Ex-girlfriend’s Life “Reduced To Dumb Hetero Normative Gossip”

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Corrections and clarifications: In the article “Lena Dunham Single” we mistakingly identified Jack Antonoff as a man. He is in fact a strong powerful woman. Thanks for your understanding. So, yeah, Lena Dunham can now hunker down with her best and closest friends Ben & Jerry while crying over the five-hour-long BBC Pride & Prejudice, […]

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Chelsea Manning Running for Senate (VIDEO)

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chelsea Manning, the former Private Bradley Manning who kicked off WikiLeaks with a 750,000 page dump of secure documents involving America’s war in Iraq and Afghanistan, is running for Senate. The nation has seen many war heroes run for office. Less often soldiers convicted of treason. You may recall Bradley Manning entered Leavenworth prison on […]

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Matt Damon Sorry He Ever Opened His Adorable Little Mouth

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Matt Damon has come to the conclusion that he should never speak again in public. This could’ve been hailed a huge step forward for the rest of us. But it was merely Damon’s seventeenth apology to women for being a man. Also for saying a couple months ago that rapists shouldn’t be conflated with guys […]

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