Zara Holland Represents the New World Order

Win a beauty pageant. Appear on dating reality show. Blow a dude on the show. Be stripped of your pageant title. Launch a bikini line. College isn't for everyone. read more

Shia LaBeouf Booted Drunk From Deli (VIDEO)

Shia LaBeouf was reportedly getting hammered by himself in a Jerry's Deli in the San Fernando Valley, perhaps the most depressing sentence ever written. If you can't find someone to drink with you in your own hometown you know you're a huge liability. read more

Mr. Skin Minute Features Scarlett Johansson Out of Her 'Shell'

Mr. Skin gives us the only Scarlett Johansson clips we really care about! read more

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An All Boob Tube Edition of the Mr. Skin Minute

Mr. Skin's weekly look at the best nudity news is focused on television this week read more

Rooney Mara and Cate Blanchett Bump Bagels in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

Any excuse to talk about a lesbian scene is one Mr. Skin loves taking read more

Nick Cannon Full Meltdown (VIDEO)

It took over 30 years, but Nick Cannon has finally done something halfway interesting. This entailed him appearing to be hopped up on either booze or drugs or both and doing a bunch of weird shit such as finger blast a doll which he was pretending was Nicki Minaj. read more

Shameless Super Bowl Clicks -- Banned Super Bowl Commercials, Better Than Un-Banned (VIDEO)

Super Bowl commercials hold a special place in modern historical TV lore. Though as a matter of fact, most of them misfire and underwhelm. Or as in the case of Audi and Budweiser and others in 2017, they're merely trying to show they're safe space snowflake global cry... read more

Shia LeBeouf Working to Draw (VIDEO)

If you imagine the bubble that is New York or Los Angeles you imagine people looking around after the election confused that not a single person they know or watch or read or friend or re-Tweet voted for Donald Trump and yet he won the election. read more

Britney Spears Bio Pic Could Be a Paradigm Shifter (VIDEO)

Britney Spears rose to fame as a child entertainer turned semi-attractive Southern girl pop star who fit the dress. She was an empty vessel with tits and excellent music producers. read more

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Madonna Loses It At Women's Rights March (VIDEO)

There are probably a decent amount of men and women who voted for Trump to piss off annoying self-righteous assholes like Madonna. In fact, 40 percent of women who voted cast their ballot for Trump. Casting a ballot seems much more important than simply voting in your... read more

Ivan Reitman's Daughter Has Breasts (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

No matter who holds the office of President, the ties that bind all men together is the desire to see chicks take off their tops. Also, we like sandwiches. read more

Josh Gad Both Shaken and Sad (VIDEO)

Hollywood is taking a brief diversion from Trump hysteria to collectively gasp over how a German Shepherd was forced into a "virtual river" for a blue-screen action shot for the movie, A Dog's Purpose. The video is gruesomely shocking, if you're a nine year old girl who... read more