Ivan Reitman's Daughter Has Breasts (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

No matter who holds the office of President, the ties that bind all men together is the desire to see chicks take off their tops. Also, we like sandwiches. read more

Josh Gad Both Shaken and Sad (VIDEO)

Hollywood is taking a brief diversion from Trump hysteria to collectively gasp over how a German Shepherd was forced into a "virtual river" for a blue-screen action shot for the movie, A Dog's Purpose. The video is gruesomely shocking, if you're a nine year old girl who... read more

Trump Assassination Foiled By Twitter (VIDEO)

Some guy named Dominic Puopolo tweeted a video in which he said he was going to travel to the inauguration and kill Donald Trump. At least somebody's excited to actually be attending. read more

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Antonio Brown Apologizes (VIDEO)

Antonio Brown apologized for the Facebook Live video he streamed of coach Mike Tomlin's post game speech, in which he ironically told the team to "stay focused" and "keep a low profile." It turns out live streaming stuff in the locker room is against league rules, because... read more

FEMEN Is Losing the War of Attrition (VIDEO)

The topless marauding Euro-feminist group FEMEN started out as a tight knit group of shrieking Ukrainian women demanding big ideas like Marxist reforms and state subsidized maxi pads. read more

Miley Cyrus Impersonator Denies Blackface (VIDEO)

A yet to be released show called Thanks for Trying has some top shelf panties in a bunch because it features a likeness of Miley Cyrus performing in blackface read more

Jaden Smith DMV Existential (VIDEO)

The problem with raising kids in a bubble of entitlement and unearned esteem is that moment they must run up against the real world. An intensely personal poem set to a Casio keyboard pre-loaded beat won't get you a pass on your DMV Driver's Test. You can buy your way... read more

Kim Kardashian Kills It in Dubai (VIDEO)

This is ultimately how the world comes together. Kim Kardashian receiving a standing ovation from thousands of women in hijabs who paid a small fortune to see her get made-up on stage in Dubai. read more

White Michael Jackson Sickens Paris

There remains a not large, but not insignificant Michael Jackson fan base of largely heavyset women who idolized Jackson in his life, and beatified him in his death. Those very same hordes went ballistic when it was announced the very white actor Joseph Fiennes would be... read more

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These El Moussas Seem Like Very Practical El Moussas

Tarek and Christina El Moussa are filming a new season of Flip or Flop for HGTV despite their very public split and Tarek's recent legal filing for spousal support. A happy working couple show starring a husband and wife currently divorcing and fucking other people would... read more

Sarah Paulson Kissed Amanda Peet Then Meryl Streep Did An Anti-Trump Monologue, Your 2017 Golden Globe Awards

Last awards season Hollywood forgot to honor black people by accident and they felt super guilty about not honoring their mile wide and inch deep commitment to diversity. So they invited Idris Elba and Will.i.am into the Academy and promised never again. read more

Premium Cable To Be Laden With Tits Again in 2017

While HBO subsidizes Girls like it's their WNBA, the real money remains in sword and bare tits on Game of Thrones. This is the final season of GOT coming up, and if you think HBO is looking to replace that loss with additional Upper West Side feminist elitism, you don't... read more