Ashley Greene Is Topless Without Attorneys (VIDEO)

I can't remember how many years ago it was that Ashley Green's nude pictures went flying around the net. That might be the time the FBI got involved. There weren't Islamic terrorists driving around the U.S. in minivans so much then. Agents were bored. Who wouldn't volunteer for the Ashley Greene stolen tit pics case. Not everybody's Elliott more

Bruce Jenner Dons Wig To Pee In Trump Tower (VIDEO)

Bruce Jenner has shown he will go to great lengths to prove his point. Like how you can't be gay if you're sucking a dick while identifying as a woman. Also that he's a legit tranny activist and not just a rich poser playing dress more

Coco Porn Props Her Baby (VIDEO)

If Coco hadn't been able to conceive a child forher best sex shoot prop ever, she would've had to purchase one in an Albanian bazaar. This fucking baby is the best thing that ever happened to thekumquat shapedmodel. Coco's photo and video work over the last four months consists of her with a string up her ass making kissy faces to her baby she named Chanel. Featuring your infant in your soft core porn work is more

Who Isn't Topless in This Week's Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

The entire existence of cinema used to hinge on seeing topless chicks at the movies. Once every movie became a tentpole blockbuster based on a toy you couldn't quite make out at your kid eye doctor's visits, the tits went away. But tits don't disappear. Not as long as you continue to believe in them. Premium cable seems to have picked up the lion's share. You keep seeing the same actresses moving from show to more

Irma Bule Snake Bit (VIDEO)

Here's the the thing to ask yourself if you're going to be throwing poisonous snakes around during your stage act, am I venom proof? Indonesian pop star Irma Bule took a cobra bite to the leg during one of her outdoor market shows shot on Betacam. This can't be the first time she's been struck given how badly she fucks around with the snakes during her performance. Charlie Sheen's four year old demonic crack more

Ashley Graham Pretends to Workout (VIDEO)

Plus sized SI swimsuit model Ashley Graham has been posting montagevideos of her "insane" workouts. She speeds them up and editsthem to twenty second clips when in fact her real time workouts last almost thirty seconds. Ifshe actually did the workout she's implying she does, she wouldn't be a plus sized model. She'd be writing books about going from fatty to slender and how you can do it too.Spoiler alert. Eat more

Courtney Stodden Spontaneously Combusts (VIDEO)

There's various levels of fucked up. Lighting your hair on fire and laughing about it is right up there with waking up married to aMexican stripper. Former child brideCourtney Stodden held a seance facilitated by her psychic, Sham Ibrahim. Sham applied for the position of gay bestie but when he saw Stodden's BofA statement he decided just to bilk her for her final fifty bucks and move on. Ibrahim instructs Stodden more

There's Nudity in Dexter, Vinyl, and Some British Show, It's the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

It's hard to say exactly when tits left the big screen. Some people blame Star Wars for changing the direction of cinema from movies for grownups to movies for teens. Less nudity, more CGI and loud bangs. Relocating theaters into malls killed R-rated movies as well. You can't stack Porky's that close to the Gymboree. People are going to talk. Almost all the good actress tits have moved to premium television. If you' more

Raven-Symonè Is Leaving (VIDEO)

Raven-Symonè announced on The View that she's moving toCanada if "any Republican gets nominated" this year in the Presidential election. It's clear she doesn't understand the basics of the Presidential election process. Or the fact that nobody cares if she goes. Save for Canada who has to be urging citizens to cross the border and vote for Clinton. I already have my ticket … No, I literally bought my ticket, I more

Britney Spears Dances In Her Underwear (VIDEO)

Britney Spears Vegas show now labels itself a stage production rather than a concert. An admission that Spears' wireless microphone and moving lips are entirely an illusion. Like pretending her male backup dancers are hunky ladykillers. The tracks are all recorded. She can still shoutout to Okinawa and Qatar in between shows. Spears quit the voice lessons and focuses almost entirely on working out. She posted a more

Sara Jean Underwood And Ana Cheri Ass Forward (VIDEO)

What the world needs more than ever is a way to snatch even more money away from online fantasy football players. You weren't happy enough with your office geek league for a couple hundred bucks and now you've lost the house and the car title to an app. When you're on your knees sucking a stranger to pay for immunizations for your babies, will you be reveling in your epic decision to play Latavius Murray at RB in more

Pamela Anderson Is Connected (VIDEO)

Pamela Anderson stars in a science fiction short about an aging blonde fitness instructor desperately battling mid-life with unfulfillingwellness programs. If you watch the movie waiting for the lesbian scene, you'll be disappointed. Fuck, I did that twice. It's unclear who the precise audience is for a slow moving film with Anderson looking wistful and longing for more in her life, but it's arguably better more

Kevin Gates Schools Some Science (VIDEO)

Rolling Stone's latest exposé is slow drawling rapper Kevin Gates danti-vaccination advice to parent. Gates claims his three year old daughter is a baby genius thanks to never polluting her body with the mercury and used Bazooka chewing gum found commonly in white people conspiracy vaccines. Whether his daughter is smart enough to predict her own death by second grade remains to be seen. Gates has read a whole more

Whitey Keeps Winning (VIDEO)

Officials at Glen Allen High School outside of Richmond, Virginia are receiving backlash for a Black History month video designed to make white students feel super shitty about racism in America. The animated film, The Unequal Competition Race, uses the metaphor of a race around a track to show how white people are uniformly privileged and connected and black people and a guy who might be Hispanic or ethnic more

George Washington Minority Owner (VIDEO)

TV commercials are uniformly horrible. The public is overly sensitive and litigious and unable to decipher the bad feelings often stirred up inside them. managed to cobble together an amusing Super Bowl ad. They got Jeff Goldblum to be their Christopher Walken , a George Washington impersonator and Lil Wayne to be in a Super Bowl campaign with the theme of George and Weezy homaging The Jeffersons. more