Shameless Super Bowl Clicks -- Banned Super Bowl Commercials, Better Than Un-Banned (VIDEO)

Super Bowl commercials hold a special place in modern historical TV lore. Though as a matter of fact, most of them misfire and underwhelm. Or as in the case of Audi and Budweiser and others in 2017, they're merely trying to show they're safe space snowflake global cry... read more

Shia LeBeouf Working to Draw (VIDEO)

If you imagine the bubble that is New York or Los Angeles you imagine people looking around after the election confused that not a single person they know or watch or read or friend or re-Tweet voted for Donald Trump and yet he won the election. read more

Britney Spears Bio Pic Could Be a Paradigm Shifter (VIDEO)

Britney Spears rose to fame as a child entertainer turned semi-attractive Southern girl pop star who fit the dress. She was an empty vessel with tits and excellent music producers. read more

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Madonna Loses It At Women's Rights March (VIDEO)

There are probably a decent amount of men and women who voted for Trump to piss off annoying self-righteous assholes like Madonna. In fact, 40 percent of women who voted cast their ballot for Trump. Casting a ballot seems much more important than simply voting in your... read more

Ivan Reitman's Daughter Has Breasts (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

No matter who holds the office of President, the ties that bind all men together is the desire to see chicks take off their tops. Also, we like sandwiches. read more

Josh Gad Both Shaken and Sad (VIDEO)

Hollywood is taking a brief diversion from Trump hysteria to collectively gasp over how a German Shepherd was forced into a "virtual river" for a blue-screen action shot for the movie, A Dog's Purpose. The video is gruesomely shocking, if you're a nine year old girl who... read more

Trump Assassination Foiled By Twitter (VIDEO)

Some guy named Dominic Puopolo tweeted a video in which he said he was going to travel to the inauguration and kill Donald Trump. At least somebody's excited to actually be attending. read more

Antonio Brown Apologizes (VIDEO)

Antonio Brown apologized for the Facebook Live video he streamed of coach Mike Tomlin's post game speech, in which he ironically told the team to "stay focused" and "keep a low profile." It turns out live streaming stuff in the locker room is against league rules, because... read more

FEMEN Is Losing the War of Attrition (VIDEO)

The topless marauding Euro-feminist group FEMEN started out as a tight knit group of shrieking Ukrainian women demanding big ideas like Marxist reforms and state subsidized maxi pads. read more

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Miley Cyrus Impersonator Denies Blackface (VIDEO)

A yet to be released show called Thanks for Trying has some top shelf panties in a bunch because it features a likeness of Miley Cyrus performing in blackface read more

Jaden Smith DMV Existential (VIDEO)

The problem with raising kids in a bubble of entitlement and unearned esteem is that moment they must run up against the real world. An intensely personal poem set to a Casio keyboard pre-loaded beat won't get you a pass on your DMV Driver's Test. You can buy your way... read more

Kim Kardashian Kills It in Dubai (VIDEO)

This is ultimately how the world comes together. Kim Kardashian receiving a standing ovation from thousands of women in hijabs who paid a small fortune to see her get made-up on stage in Dubai. read more