Arianny Celeste Gives Good Underboob And Shit Around The Web

Arianny Celeste shows off some righteous underboob. On other occasions she'll show sideboob. And downtops. With the right forensic re-construction, you can imagineer her entire bare breasts over the course of six to seven public appearances. read more

Arianny Celeste In Sexy Black Lingerie And Shit Around The Web

Arianny Celeste is a UFC octagon girl that's become a model outside the ring. It's easy to see why. Is it talent? No, it's the tits. They are fucking magnificent. read more

Arianny Celeste Talented

Arianny Celeste isn't just another super hot multiculturalring girlwith big tits.She's a thinker with inspiring opinion on a variety of subjects, ranging from tits to ass. "We live in a world now where it's all about the booty! I like to work out regularly, but let's... read more

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Ronda Rousey Questions Free Market

The UFC'sRonda Rousey thinks female UFC fighters should get paid more than the ring girls. Sounds fair enoughbut if pay was based on the effort involved the guy who shingled your roofwould be rocking a Bentley. Turns out pay works itself out as supply and demand. There... read more

Arianny Celeste And Brittney Palmer Are After Hosts

UFC after parties are key ever since UFC responded to their shittier fight night cards by raising pay-per-view prices to Paris Hilton's weekend cocaine tab. They schedule some pretty decent match-ups, then cancel when some fighter's roid box blows or their dog chews off... read more

Arianny Celeste And Brittney Palmer In Bikinis

It must be nice to make the cut above Hooters waitress. Your soul smells less like fried chicken. I'd scalpel, insert, freeze, super-size, inject, and satanically murder whatever it took to reach the rung where you got bathrobes and director's chairs on breaks instead of... read more

Arianny Celeste in A Bikini

Miami used to be the place you'd go to browse markets for the freshest cocaine. Then maybe in the evening be sucker punched by one of the Canseco brothers. Now you can also see girls like Arianny Celeste in their bikinis taking a break from their jobs of being in... read more

Arianny Celeste Poses In Bikinis

I like that we live in a world where girls can become famous simply for being attractive and holding their fantastic breasts in their own hands for photographs. It's really what separates us from the animals. We're no longer an agrarian, manual labor based society.... read more

Maxim Finally Gets It Right

Under new ownership, Maxim magazine continues its on-again off-again tradition of inviting really good looking foreign models to its Maxim Hot 100 celebration. Last year saw the Miley Cyrus incident that cost the waning periodical its nut sack in pride. They seem to have... read more

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Arianny Celeste In A Bikini

Men give up a lot for women they want to know biblically. They'll surrender their fortunes, sell out their friends, break up their families. I've heard more than one guy say he'd give up his left nuts for a night with some good looking woman. Perhaps a left nut is pretty... read more

Arianny Celeste In A Bikini

I don't know who invented the idea of great looking girls walking around rings full of blood holding up cards to help out people who can't count up to three, but, thank you. We invent so much shit that isn't necessary, like all that stuff they keep awarding Nobel prizes.... read more

Arianny Celeste In A Bikini

Someday I'd like to take a girl to the beach that causes me to get into lots of fights. Just one hot girl that all the other guys are checking out and hitting on and forcing me to use my two months of jiu-jitsu training from ten years ago to take out. Maybe an Indian... read more