By Lex November 19, 2013 @ 5:53 PM
I like when European magazines come up with heavy artistic themes to justify their nudity. Black and white turns porn instantly into art. Back in the day, young men had to hunt for topless tribal ladies in National Geographic magazines to get their imaginations juiced. Now you can mouse-click browse any number of fashion magazines and see supermodel tits. We live in fucking wonderful times. I can’t believe we stil have wars.
Photo Credit: 25 Magazine
By Travis November 14, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
If you were somehow able to wager that the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City last night would feature some very attractive women walking around in expensive lingerie, random outfits nobody will ever see again and gigantic wings, then you’re probably a wealthier man this morning. Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel and others showed off the company’s latest items that your girlfriends and wives will never, ever be able pull off, and then Taylor Swift even showed up to perform so that everyone could take a bathroom break.
Photo Credits: WENN.com
By Lex October 31, 2013 @ 4:36 PM
I can see this outfit making you pretty popular among the men in your office. The girls in the steno pool might call you ‘bitch’, but right as rain, you’re going to be receiving promotions you don’t come close to deserving. Office cleavage is a powerful thing. Office bare tit flashing will make you the President.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI
By Travis October 29, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
“Women love jewelry,” is what Candice Swanepoel said of this year’s $10 million Fantasy Bra while describing in this behind-the-scenes video what it’s like to wear such an incredibly expensive piece for the upcoming Victoria’s Secret fashion show. “No shit,” replied men everywhere, as they listed the number of things they’d need to receive in return for spending even 1/100th of that amount on a jewel-encrusted bra. And while I’ve only gathered a small percentage of the lists, the collective No. 1 seems to be “A blowjob from Candice Swanepoel.”
By Lex October 18, 2013 @ 5:50 PM
I’m not sure the purpose of the $10 million bra, Maybe Candice Swanepoel has been chosen by the Emperor Ming for marriage. I’m guessing this jewel encrusted piece wasn’t forged in Victoria’s Secret Temple of Doom children’s sewing camps. They do have oversized rubies in the factories, but they’re used to block the exits.
Photo Credit: Candice Swanepoel/Instargram, Victoria’s Secret
By Lex October 15, 2013 @ 10:29 AM
Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret