By Travis August 30, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
I’m not really into Christina Aguilera’s music, so when I started watching her new video for the song, “Let There Be Love,” I muted it. I also don’t really care about inspirational messages or making the world a better place, so every time that someone held up a sign or said something, I fast-forwarded the video. Basically, all I wanted to know was whether or not Christina is still in great shape after her exodus from obesity, and the answer is yes. Protect that body, Christina. That chest is a national treasure.
By Lex July 30, 2013 @ 5:52 PM
Christina Aguilera figured out that she doesn’t need to get drunk every night, just every other night, and the results are showing. Shed some pounds. Find clarity. Rediscover your true strengths. Like your tits. Yep, still there even when only moderately soused.
Here’s Christina Aguilera showing off at the TV Critics Association association thing. One day she’s going to turn around in that chair on The Voice and be naked. Let’s call that the day I start watching The Voice.
Photo Credit: Getty, WENN
By Lex July 24, 2013 @ 3:54 PM
Christina Aguilera has a new music video out. It’s a Spanish ballad. I’m not going to listen to it because I’ll probably end up crying thinking about the caballero that got away. But I’ll be damned if I’m not going to look at how they managed to make her look like a skinny blonde girl with big tits. That’s some voodoo magic right there.
By Lex April 24, 2013 @ 1:14 PM
If you found out there was a list going around that included names the likes of Lena Dunham, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, and Ariana Huffington, you’d think what I’m thinking — this is a list of people in the world I’d least like to fuck. And you would be right. But it’s also the Time 100 list. It’s supposed to be super influential people. Really inspiring people like Christina Aguilera who has helped countless women to not feel ashamed about looking hammered in public settings. Or the Swedish dude who invented Minecraft so that boys around the world could get even fatter. It’s like Schindler’s List, you want to be on this one.
Photo Credit: PCN, WENN
By brendon December 07, 2012 @ 4:07 PM
You don’t actually see the person singing on ‘the Voice’, but despite judging the show for 3 seasons Christina Aguilera won’t take the hint and is even naked on the cover of her album ‘Lotus’. Or at least the drawing of her is because that looks absolutely nothing like Christian Aguilera.
Either way, today on the Ellen DeGeneres show, Ellen asked why it was naked.
“I like to be free,” Aguilera explained. “Sometimes, the less clothing, the better! I’m just comfortable in my skin and my body.”
Beanbags and snuggies are comfortable too Christina Aguilera, that doesn’t mean you should look like one when you’re naked.
By brendon November 19, 2012 @ 4:54 PM
It may look like Cristina Aguilera performed one of her new songs last night in LA at the American Music Awards, but all you could hear was her stomach rumbling and a series of oinking sounds. I have no idea if that was intentional or not.
(image source = getty)