Lady Gaga Distancing Herself from R. Kelly

By Lex January 03, 2014 @ 5:36 PM

Lady Gaga Poses Topless But Covered For A Versace Ad
Maybe it wasn’t the best idea for a woman to launch a bawdy sexualized song with a known defiler of underaged girls. Lady Gaga probably didn’t give a shit until her new album tanked in sales simultaneous to the uproar over R. Kelly’s pissing on pubescent girls came back into the media spotlight. Such is the whimsical nature of creating art with sex offenders. Lady Gaga’s P.R. machine, along with her desperately bleeding cash record label, got Christina Aguilera to re-do ‘Do What U Want’ taking over R. Kelly’s role in the duet with Lady Gaga. They released it on iTunes and are mostly hoping people forget about the R. Kelly intercourse version showcased on SNL and at the American Music Awards.

“When I heard she [Christina] wanted to collaborate, I said of course! She’s such an innovative artist and a risk taker. And as a fellow female, I have so much respect for that.”  – Lady Gaga pretending to tell a truth

Yes, of course she wanted to collaborate, after she got offered lots of money to make people forget about the dude who used to arrange underaged sex shows in his condo. I didn’t really need a new version of this crappy song to make me forget about the two month old version of the crappy song. I’m guessing we’re not likely now to ever see the provocative music video Terry Richardson was creating for the R. Kelly and Lady Gaga version. I wonder if they sampled the crying girls from Chicago. That’s so Artpop!

Photo Credit: Versace

Christina Aguilera’s New Song Is About How Great She Looks (VIDEO)

By Travis August 30, 2013 @ 10:00 AM







I’m not really into Christina Aguilera’s music, so when I started watching her new video for the song, “Let There Be Love,” I muted it. I also don’t really care about inspirational messages or making the world a better place, so every time that someone held up a sign or said something, I fast-forwarded the video. Basically, all I wanted to know was whether or not Christina is still in great shape after her exodus from obesity, and the answer is yes. Protect that body, Christina. That chest is a national treasure.

Christina Aguilera Got Smaller Through Moderation

By Lex July 30, 2013 @ 5:52 PM

Christina Aguilera Looking Lighter After Weight Loss At The TCA Summer Party In Beverly Hills
Christina Aguilera figured out that she doesn’t need to get drunk every night, just every other night, and the results are showing. Shed some pounds. Find clarity. Rediscover your true strengths. Like your tits. Yep, still there even when only moderately soused.

Here’s Christina Aguilera showing off at the TV Critics Association association thing. One day she’s going to turn around in that chair on The Voice and be naked. Let’s call that the day I start watching The Voice.

Photo Credit: Getty, WENN

Christina Aguilera Rolls Out the Big Guns

By Lex July 24, 2013 @ 3:54 PM

Christina Aguilera Gets In Her Bra For A Spanish Ballad Music Video With Alejandro Fernandez
Christina Aguilera has a new music video out. It’s a Spanish ballad. I’m not going to listen to it because I’ll probably end up crying thinking about the caballero that got away. But I’ll be damned if I’m not going to look at how they managed to make her look like a skinny blonde girl with big tits. That’s some voodoo magic right there.

The TIME 100 — 100 What?

By Lex April 24, 2013 @ 1:14 PM

Christina Aquilera At The TIME 100 Gala
If you found out there was a list going around that included names the likes of Lena Dunham, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, and Ariana Huffington, you’d think what I’m thinking — this is a list of people in the world I’d least like to fuck. And you would be right. But it’s also the Time 100 list. It’s supposed to be super influential people. Really inspiring people like Christina Aguilera who has helped countless women to not feel ashamed about looking hammered in public settings. Or the Swedish dude who invented Minecraft so that boys around the world could get even fatter. It’s like Schindler’s List, you want to be on this one.

Photo Credit: PCN, WENN

Christina Aguilera: “The less clothing, the better.”

By brendon December 07, 2012 @ 4:07 PM

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You don’t actually see the person singing on ‘the Voice’, but despite judging the show for 3 seasons Christina Aguilera won’t take the hint and is even naked on the cover of her album ‘Lotus’. Or at least the drawing of her is because that looks absolutely nothing like Christian Aguilera.

Either way, today on the Ellen DeGeneres show, Ellen asked why it was naked.

“I like to be free,” Aguilera explained. “Sometimes, the less clothing, the better! I’m just comfortable in my skin and my body.”

Beanbags and snuggies are comfortable too Christina Aguilera, that doesn’t mean you should look like one when you’re naked.