By Travis December 04, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Kate Moss celebrated her 40th birthday by agreeing to appear in Playboy, and while nobody really cared all that much, she was still one of the guests of honor at Playboy’s 60th anniversary party at the Playboy Club in London on Monday night. Another guest of honor was Sir Tom Jones, who apparently almost drowned after falling into a giant tank of concentrated bronzing oil. Either that or he discovered that he had narcolepsy only after he laid down for a quick bake in a tanning bed. Or maybe at the absolute worst he has a horrifying case of cirrhosis that is slowly turning him into a shriveled orange mess. Whichever the reason for his hideous orange complexion, let’s hope that he at least got a little middle-aged model ass for his troubles.
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By Lex November 14, 2013 @ 4:18 AM
“This creates a heat for the brand globally. It started with Marilyn Monroe on the cover of Playboy 60 years ago, an icon for her time. Now we’ve got Kate Moss!” – Jimmy Jellinek, Playboy Editorial Director
Really, Jimmy? I hope to God that your press release writer added that exclamation point without your knowledge. Wasn’t it just two Christmases ago that Photoshopped images of a horse tranquilized Lindsay Lohan was your Marilyn Monroe? The entire world is not holding their breath to see Kate Moss over-produced nudes. She’s been naked a hundred times before, thousands of shot glasses and bumps of coke ago. She’s not even a Playboy type model. She’s a 40-year old fashion model you’re going to have to airbrush until you’re out of air.
“You’re talking about the face of Burberry, the biggest supermodel in the world on the cover of Playboy. She’s the perfect partner for us to help launch the next 60 years.”
Not Burberry, the upscale British clothing and accessories house. Fuck, Playboy, are you even listening to yourself? Kate Moss in 2013 is like your sommelier pissing in your wine glass and telling you it pairs perfectly with the fish. It’s probably time to pack up the magazine business. You don’t even need to tell the old man. Just crank up the twilight slumber gas in his stasis chamber and tell him Barbie Benton’s here to give him a handy. Let him go out feeing like a champ.
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By Lex September 18, 2013 @ 5:19 PM
Big scoop this week with the announcement that Kate Moss will appear in Playboy. And, by big scoop, I mean that Kate Moss has been naked many many times in magazines, nobody really cares about Kate Moss, and Playboy can’t get any celebrities people really want to see naked to get naked for their magazine anymore. Last year their big Christmas blowout was a strung out out and airbrushed Lindsay Lohan. This year Kate Moss. For December 2014 we can anticipate the fat homeless lady on your block who doesn’t notice her left tit hanging out of her army jacket. When people say it’ll be a sad day when Playboy magazine finally shuts down, just assume those are people who don’t know how to Google.
By Lex August 28, 2013 @ 11:52 AM
Kate Moss doesn’t really have much trouble getting naked, for a photo shoot, a vacation swim, or just on a dare after a couple bumps of party powder. Still, paparazzi love to try and catch her tits popping out of her clothes, which they always seem to do, mostly because she doesn’t give a shit. Kate Moss still knows sexy, like a drunk girl in an alley who reapplies her lipstick after hurling on her shoes.
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By Lex August 13, 2013 @ 10:22 AM
Kate Moss is an old thirty-nine. It’d be easy to blame her premature aging on her fair skin, too much sun exposure, and a demanding work schedule. But then you’d have to ignore the booze and coke and cigarettes. At least she lived a little. I’m already saying that about Kate. I suggest you get your own eulogy pieced together.
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By Travis April 10, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
By 1995, Sharon Stone had followed up her breakout role in Basic Instinct with a string of “must show tits” movies, including Sliver and Intersection, so she probably decided that there was more to life than being a soft lesbian scene away from Cinemax’s 3 a.m. time slot, and announced that she was joining amfAR as Chairman of the organization’s Campaign for AIDS Research.
To this day, Stone remains the celebrity face of amfAR and she proved that once again by flying to Brazil last Friday for the third annual Inspiration Gala. Other celebrities in attendance included Fergie, Dita Von Teese, Pele and Kate Moss, but Stone was willing to show that her devotion to AIDS awareness was greater than them all by including herself in the evening’s auction.
One bidder paid $53,529 for a package that included a gold bottle of Moet & Chandon champagne autographed by Stone and Moss, and the women were so grateful that they kissed for everyone. And then someone paid them $100,000 to stop because it’s not 1995.
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