One advantage Kelly Brooks lingerie has over other brands of lingerie is that it’s modeled by Kelly Brook. That sly boots. I also like that she’s wearing high heels, because it makes me think that if she tried to run away I could catch her.
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Kelly Brooks 2012 calendar might be the most disappointing one she’s ever done. She looks like she’s gained at least 15 pounds, which is sort of a problem because she’s not 40 feet tall.
I have no idea who Leigh Francis is, but last night he sent a tweet to Kelly Brook asking, ‘Is this real Kelly brook or a dirty old hairy man pretending to be Kelly brook?”
Shockingly, and I say that because what he wrote wasn’t clever or capitalized correctly, she replied, posting this picture and saying, “See it’s me” followed by 4 exclamation marks, an appropriate amount for what might be a topless mirror picture of Kelly Brook. Or any picture of Kelly Brook. She should probably just legally change her name to Kelly Brook!!!!
(the first three pics are from twitter, then her calendar preview from nuts magazine, then a shoot she did for hello magazine)
MARTIN SCORSESE - has released a trailer for his movie ‘Hugo’, which is notable because it’s Scorseses first 3D movie, and for months people have been saying that this is the movie that could take 3D from an easy gimmick to a serious tool for talented directors to use. Also Borat falls down a lot. (apple)
CHRIS BROWN - performed on the Today show this morning and brought in a record crowd of 18,000. When asked about the crowd, Brown proudly said, “This is more girls than I could punch in a lifetime.” today
ELIN NORDEGREN - has traded up financially by going from Tiger Woods to date investor Jamie Dingman, the son of billionaire Michael Dingman. If this doesn’t work out she’ll pretty much have to date Mr. Burns. (ny post)
KELLY BROOK - showed the bikinis versatility today by wearing one to go shopping. If you’re a hot girl with big boobs, it really is the only outfit you need. The bikini: at work, home, or on the go! (splash)
Kelly Brook was back in a bikini in Ischia, Italy, today, and if she and I ever have sex I really hope her idea of foreplay is my head between her tits for 30 minutes as I make funny sounds. Because that’s what’s gonna happen.
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Kelly Brook (who you might remember suffered a miscarriage just 2 months ago) looked absolutely fantastic earlier today when she went swimming in Ischia, Italy, and I bet she’d be really flattered to know that a piece of food fell out of my mouth when I saw her tits in a bikini. I’m a real devil with the ladies.
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