
If anyone thought Candy Spelling would use today to backtrack from yesterdays comment when she essentially said her daughter Tori killed Aaron Spelling, well then I’d like to introduce you to Candy Spelling, because this is obviously the first you’ve ever heard of her. In todays Huffington Post she writes…
I didn’t intend to create headlines. I was asked a question about my daughter not speaking with my family, and I answered truthfully. My husband was very ill, and he had stopped eating and taking liquids. He called Tori on a daily basis, and never stopped asking if Tori had returned his call. We had to say no every day.
Actually that’s a blatant lie. She was never asked about Tori not speaking with the family. She was asked about the Beverly Hills mansion and what that was like for the two kids, and then this:
HOST: “Are things getting any better, I know that both of you have spoken in the media about how you’re trying to work on your relationship?”
CANDY: “(incoherent stammering) … I’ve always been trying to work on the relationship, I don’t know what the anger is. My daughter one day decided that she wasn’t speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that’s how it’s continued for the last, oh gosh, 4 or 5 years.”
HOST: “I feel for you, it’s a very sad situation, because I know I would want my mom, I mean she is a part of my kids lives and I would love to see that for you because you’ve got two beautiful grandchildren.”
CANDY: “Yes and you know what, and it was sad because that’s what killed my husband actually, he just didn’t wanna live after that, he had done everything he could possibly do for his daughter and then she wanted no part of him once he couldn’t do anything for her.”
So Candy is the real victim here it would seem. The host asked if things we’re getting better and then said well good luck. Candy had no choice but to eventually confess that Tori murdered her dad. They practically water-boarded that sweet old lady.

Not really of course, but she did according to her mom Candy, who said on a radio interview this morning that Aaron Spelling “didn’t want to live” after Tori stopped speaking to her family. “And that’s what killed him.” You can hear it here (from 3:45 to 4:31) but what she said exactly was…
“My daughter decided one day that she wasn’t speaking to my husband, myself and my son, and that’s how it’s continued for the last 4 or 5 years … and it was sad because that’s what killed my husband actually, he just didn’t wanna live after that, he had done everything he could possibly do for his daughter and then she wanted no part of him once he couldn’t do anything for her.”
Candy seems delightful. When Aaron Spelling died he was worth half-a-billion dollars. Candy was the estate executor, so she split the assets equally between herself, Tori and Tori’s brother Randy. Wait, no, did I say “equally”? I meant to say, “Candy kept 498.4 million, Randy and Tori got 1.6 million to share. To split. “This is for you two to share,” she probably repeated, just to make sure it was clear about how badly she was fucking them. But other than that, and this time when she said on the radio that she killed her dad, I bet she’s a dynamite lady. What is Tori’s deal, why is she tearing this family apart?

You may have thought Palm Springs couldn’t get any hotter, but then Tori Spelling spent Memorial Day there in a tiny little bikini. I know she’s often not considered attractive according to our western standards of beauty, but other cultures might love her. Like Admiral Ackbars. She should find out where he’s from and move there. Then she’d be all set.
(if for some reason you’d like to jump straight to the hq, you can do that here)

Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott had lunch at La Scala in Beverly Hills yesterday, then she led a rag tag group of rebel fighters in a daring raid of the Empires outer moon bases. She's so brave!
(picture source = splash news online)

It's always super uncomfortable when someone ugly tries to dress sexy. You just end up complimenting their hat or their spelling and it all comes out like the kind of thing you would say to a Special Olympian as you sign their cast. Tori Spelling looks like Admiral Ackbar, so in these pictures of her two nights ago in Vegas at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge, she looks like Admiral Ackbar that someone shoved boobs on. Still, she'll get daddys money one day, so I'd still tear that shit up. Because she's rich and I'm not a good person. I dated a fat girl with braces in the fourth grade because her parents had a swimming pool, I'd sure as hell date this zombie for a billion dollars. It's time to start looking out for number 1, baby! I'M ABOUT ME!!!

I don't know why anyone would ever think that pregnant woman are creepy. Just look how hot Tori Spelling is. And I know what you're thinking. "Well, she's always been super hot". And of course you're right, but now she's just off the charts. I think we're close enough now that I can admit this picture is getting me super turned on. I can't be the only one. I was looking at the picture and before I even knew it I was taking off my clothes, seduced by her eyes and sexy smile. Oh yeah baby, yeah, you work it you sexy little bitch….