Vatican Gets Delivery Of Coke Filled Condoms

The Vatican received a special package containing 14 condoms filled with 340 grams of cocaine. I guess somebody didn't read the Catholic Church's position on the use of rubbers.I remember being told in Catholic school that condoms would make me impotent. In this case they may be right as there is nothing worse than floppy coke dick.The parcel was coming from South America where good Catholics have been providing more