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April Love Geary Super Tan and Fine And Shit Around The Web

April 18, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Robin Thicke started dating young model April Love Geary after his wife tossed him for boozing too much and cumming on the masseuse. To his credit, he remains with her to this day. She's almost old enough to drink now.

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Karrueche Tran Bikinis Well And Shit Around The Web

April 17, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Karrueche Tran is a good looking woman with a Chris Brown problem. It's like herpes, if the flareups got you shot outside a restaurant one night by a crying skinny guy in a shitty ski mask. 

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Joanna Krupa Hot Bikini Body And Shit Around The Web

April 14, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa has been accused of many things. Some along the lines of Melania Trump. Some along the lines of a can of tuna left out on the counter over a lost weekend. She's never not been accused of... READ MORE

Danielle Knudson Bikinis Like A Champ And Shit Around The Web

April 13, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Danielle Knudson in a bikini is completely breathtaking. You're going to want to self-asphyxiate regardless to increase the pleasure. She's Canadian. She gets it.

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Britney Spears Bikinis In Hawaii And Shit Around The Web

April 12, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Britney Spears will never have a model's body. Nor will she ever sing like somebody who was actually born to sing. But if a blind guy keeps taking swings and hitting home runs, you leave him in the lineup.

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Ariel Winter Big Ole Snack Pack And Shit Around The Web

April 11, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Ariel Winter switches seamlessly between asking everybody to stop talking about her boobs and showing them off. Everyone knows which side of that argument pays better.

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Michelle Rodriguez Es Muy Caliente And Shit Around The Web

April 10, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Michelle Rodriguez shows what a bikini body is supposed to look like.

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Billie Lourd Bikinis In St. Barts And Shit Around The Web

April 7, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Billie Lourd bikinis with eternally shirtless boyfriend Taylor Lautner in St. Barts. Get off on either one. Nobody's judging. Though definitely tracking, in case we do begin the eugenics one day.

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Ashley Tisdale Hot Bikini In Mexico And Shit Around The Web

April 6, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

You don't hear much about Ashley Tisdale these days. Also, you don't hear much about people concerned with not hearing much about Ashley Tisdale these days. Still, she's kept a slamming body since her cheerleader TV show days.

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Kourtney Kardashian Bikinis In Hawaii And Shit Around The Web

April 5, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

The other, other sister, Kourtney Kardashian, bikinis with ex Scott Disick in Hawaii. Expect a fourth bastard baby shortly. Disick or the room service guy. Put up or shut up. 

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