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Kim And Kourtney Mexican Bikini Adventure And Shit Around The Web

December 7, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

The Kardashian sisters vacation in Mexico in bikinis, as the God of Whores intended.  

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Emily Ratajkowski Bikinis In Malibu And Shit Around The Web

December 7, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Emily Ratajkowki bikinis in Malibu with her boyfriend. 

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Hailey Baldwin Beach Bikini Shoot And Shit Around The Web

December 7, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

 Hailey Baldwin and Sara Sampaio frolic on the beach in bikinis in this sexy shoot. Only girls can truly frolic. A man who frolics is no man at all.

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Bella Thorne Bikinis On Instagram And Shit Around The Web

April 28, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

The incomparable Bella Thorne shared her bikinied goodies on social media. Technically, she's comparable since there are a hundred chicks doing the exact same thing at the same time looking equally as good. But fuck you, I get points for big... READ MORE

Toni Garrn Topless And Shit Around The Web

April 27, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Toni Garrn used that DiCaprio peen as a launching pad for greater modeling fame and fortune. In-kind payments are truly the best. Especially since Paypal won't cover transactions in the sex worker industry.

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Kim And Kourtney Mexican Bikini Adventure And Shit Around The Web

April 26, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Vapid sisters Kim and Kourtney Kardashian bikini together in Mexico. The photos shocked the world as nobody had seen their bare asses for over a week and were worried the Venezuelan rubber nationalization might've caused some undue consequences.

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Demi Lovato Hot Bikini Vacation And Shit Around The Web

April 25, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato is torn between body shaming rants and posing in twisted contortions half naked to make you want to imagine her as your 2037 robot mistress. It's a tough balancing act. But only if you find the first... READ MORE

Kim Zolciak Bikini Comeback And Shit Around The Web

April 21, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Kim Zolciak is returning to the Real Housewives of Atlanta. The decision coming after her husband became NFL unemployed and all of her LinkedIn suggest jobs involved hooking in the Gulf states.

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Dakota Johnson Tight Sports Bra And Shit Around The Web

April 20, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Dakota Jonhon may be the last woman in Hollywood without fake tits. It's an extremely noble gesture. Sad that she'll never work again after 50 Shades.

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Nicki Minaj In An Arm Bra And Shit Around The Web

April 19, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Nicki Minaj covers her giant titties with her hands. They keep making the breasts bigger. The hands stay the same.

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