Alessandra Ambrosio's ass flashed during a photo shoot on the beach. She compared it to growing up in Brazil and letting older men lick her budding breasts in exchange for cooking oil and quickly waved it off as no... READ MORE

Adriana Lima has never taken a bad photo. Her mom's obstetrician saw Adriana in utero and got a boner. That's a hyperbole, but only by a little. READ MORE

Michelle Hunziker used to host a German television program so you know she likes the bloodwurst. She's onto her second husband and second round of making babies with rich men. Germans plan well. READ MORE

Miley Cyrus took off her clothes for Plastik magazine. To be fair she'd take her clothes off for some chicken nuggets and some attention from an older man. How many nuggets is up to the haggle. READ MORE

I've been in deep lust with Sarah Hyland since I first saw her on Modern Family. Before it was OK, even. But now everything is on board and I don't have to worry about possible jail time. READ MORE

Alessandra Ambrosio says she's excited to welcome people to her home country this summer. I think she means Brentwood. She occasionally visits Brazil to drop off ten American dollars to her grandmother's kidnappers but outside of that she sticks... READ MORE

Toni Garrn got all greased up with no top on in the pages of Elle Magazine. It's important when sunbathing topless that you apply proper sunscreen. You don't want nipple burn. READ MORE

One thing the French have over us is their allowance of public toplessness. Also they have nicer tractors for some reason. That's probably why French hottie Marion Cotillard felt fine losing the top. Viva le tit! READ MORE

Alexandria Vera has the face and body of a Spring Break wet t-shirt winner. She must feel slighted being stuck teaching in a middle school. So slighted she banged the hell out of her eighth grade student until he... READ MORE

Alessandra Ambrosio has that high maintenance look stamped all over here. She's also thirty-five, good looking, and rakes in about fifteen million a year. You can look past the stamp. READ MORE