“Olympus Has Fallen” has a cool trailer

By brendon January 22, 2013 @ 5:02 PM

If a movie about the White House being attacked by terrorists with only one bad-ass left behind to save everyone sounds good, you’re in luck, because there’s two of those exact movies coming out soon. ‘White House Down‘ has Channing Tatum blankly starring at things while rescuing President Jamie Foxx, while the more dramatically named ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ has Gerard Butler grumbling cliches while saving President Aaron Eckhart and then sorta President Morgan Freeeman.

So now the questions are; which movie will tell the same story in a more exciting way, and if “down” and “fallen” are the code for being attacked, what would they say if the White House were to literally fall down?

(source = quicktime)

IS THIS TWO-FACE?

By brendon May 06, 2008 @ 5:44 AM

One of the big secrets left for this summers "The Dark Knight" is what Gotham District Attorney Harvey Dent will look like once he's transformed into Two-Face.  And since I like to ruin everyone's fun, here's a picture of the answer.  It's all over now, but Comic Book Resources seems to be ground zero for this leak, much as Paris Hiltons vagina is ground zero for 6 new STD's every year.   True Story!

(note to readers: replace that last part with something that makes any fucking sense whatsoever)

(note part 2: go here in case you haven’t seen the new HD trailer.  Ledger is so god damn good in this.  This sucks.  I’d trade the lives of the entire cast of Entourage for 5 more Ledger movies.  Of course I’d trade the lives of the cast of Entourage for a half-eaten hot dog, so that may be a bad example.)