Further Proof That Elmo Is An Asshole

A man known as Anti-Semitic Elmo, because he dresses like Elmo and hates the Jews, is being indicted for trying to extort the Girl Scouts. Adam Sandler, (not the one who makes really shitty movies), attempted to blackmail the Girl Scouts by alleging that a Cambodian man with a love for young flesh abused scouts at official Girl Scout camps with the approval of the organization. He threatened: "I will show up at Girl...read more

Elmo Is Off The Hook And Free To Terrorize Boys on Sesame Street

Kevin Clash, the fist inside Elmo's red furry asshole, is not going to be tried for allegedly having sex with three underaged boys. Not because there isn't enough evidence, but because the accusers waited too late and the statute of limitations ran out. You'll recall that Clash resigned from Sesame Street after several boys came forward and claimed that they had boy-man sex with Clash when they were still minors....read more

Kevin Clash Gets An Emmy Nod For Fingerbanging... A Puppet

Kevin Clash, the dirty perv that used to perform Elmo, has been nominated for a daytime Emmy. You'll recall that last year the legendary puppeteer quit Sesame Street after it came out that he had been fisting more than a red sock. He allegedly had sex with a couple of teenage boys. Not cool for a children's entertainer to be stepping into Eagle Scout Master turf. In spite of being a dirty boy fiddler, the Academy of...read more