Supermodel Eva Herzigova is in St. Tropez, France this week, doing whatever the hell it is people do in St Tropez France. I met this bitch at a party one time. She’s real pretty to look at but I had to stab myself in the hand after about 2 minutes to stop from yawning. She wasn’t just regular boring, mind you, but aggressively boring. So I built a scarecrow of myself and changed places with it while she wasn’t looking. Okay that last part isn’t true but god that would have been helpful.
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