08.31.2009 grow up ginger spice

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Geri Halliwell spent the weekend in Saint Tropez, and she could barely contain her laughter during a walk on the beach when she passed some of the fancy gentleman who, much like myself, only feel free when naked. I always suspected the popular girls did stuff like this when they got together. Snickering about boys and making mean comments. Girls are like Keyser Söze. They act all innocent and shit but drop your guard for one second and they’ll shoot you in the face.

(24 more pictures, including all the sexxxy ones, here.  hq jump here.  source = fame)


12.01.2008 GERRI HALLIWELL IS INAPROPIATE

Ginger Spice was walking the red carpet for the Childrens BAFTA’s (the UK Academy Awards) last night in London when all of a sudden hey look there’s her ass.  It's not clear how her dress ripped open but it sure as hell did.  Really this shouldn't be surprising.  It's not like she has some history of dignified and sedate outfits.  Remember the nude pictures she took before joining the Spice Girls?  That was rhetorical by the way, so if you actually sat there and answered "yes, yes I do", I hate to break this to you but you’re an idiot.  Anyway, if you don’t, Ive graciously provided the pictures to prove it.  Because that’s how I bring it.  That’s how I roll.  And she really was completely naked.  There was one picture, although I can’t find it anymore, of her with her legs completely spread.  Here she does a similar pose but covers up.  Thankfully.  Her vagina isn’t very photogenic.  I know this site is generally very classy and I’m sorry to be crude, but have you ever seen a dogs lips after it drinks water?  Her vag sort of looks like that.

(picture source for red carpet pics = splash news