Courteney Cox was punished for her debauchery

By brendon April 01, 2011 @ 10:36 AM

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Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins are still living in sin down in St. Barts this week, and yesterday the angry sea punished them for thier wicked ways. “Fornicators!” it yelled as it thrashed down on them with vengeful waves, ripping Courteneys top off so the world could see her for the harlot she is. The libertine Hopkins tried to run, but to no avail. You too shall be exposed for your lurid ways, Josh!

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Courteney Cox is friendly

By brendon March 31, 2011 @ 6:40 PM

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Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins spent another day on the beach in St. Barts today, along with Courteneys 6-year-old daughter and some mutual friends, but according to them this is still purely platonic.

So either that means they’re not a couple, or they are a couple but don’t consider themselves that yet because at night they get together with their “mutual friends” and swap partners. It’s probably that second one, so let’s go ahead and start telling everyone that. TYLER EXCLUSIVE!!!!

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Courteney Cox says this is platonic

By brendon March 30, 2011 @ 5:25 PM

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Courteney Cox and her Cougar Town costar Josh Hopkins are on a romantic carribean island today, and she’s prancing around on a secluded private beach in a bikini, but to hear them tell it this is the kind of thing all co-workers do. People says…

“The relationship is strictly platonic and they are away with a group of friends on vacation,” the rep says.
According to a Cougar Town set source, “Courteney and Josh are great friends. There’s definitely nothing going on there.”

Needless to say this seems unlikely. Most girls are annoying, so why the hell would you ever go on vacation with one if you’re not having sex with her. It combines the thrill of waiting for her to get ready with the joy of excruciating planning, but without all the blowjobs. Yeah that sounds relaxing.

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