If you think about it, it's perfectly reasonable that Lindsay Lohan would go to Italy and fuck some dude she's known for about ten minutes.  I'm lying of course.  What the hell is wrong with this girl?  Can't she... READ MORE

Liv Tyler and her husband who I think is from the band Spacehog but I don't care so I didn't look it up, went dressed as racist rich white people who think other cultures are basically the zoo.   Don't... READ MORE

SOMEONE IS BUYING BLACKOUT – Britney Spears album "Blackout" will debut at number 1 next week, with projections saying she'll move roughly 365,000 copies.  Sales are higher than some thought but she won't top Carrie Underwood, who is this... READ MORE