Mel Gibson hasn’t had the greatest PR in the world the last few years, and thanks to Winona Ryder telling this story to GQ , that’s certainly not gonna change today.
“I remember, like, fifteen years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood parties. And (Mel Gibson) was really drunk. I was with my friend, who’s gay. He made a really horrible gay joke. And somehow it came up that I was Jewish. He said something about ‘oven dodgers,’ but I didn’t get it. I’d never heard that before. It was just this weird, weird moment. I was like, ‘He’s anti-Semitic and he’s homophobic.’ No one believed me!”
I will say that Winona telling this to GQ, in effect manipulating the media, won’t exactly do wonders to change the image of the “shifty Jew” in the minds of people like Mel.
Winona Ryder has a long history of forgetting to pay for things and outright shoplifting, and now it seems she may have had yet another incident where something valuable in her vicinity has magically disappeared. The Post says…
Winona Ryder mysteriously lost a diamond-encrusted bracelet and ring worth more than $125,000, according to a published report. Ryder told Bulgari jewelers that she misplaced their gems, which had been out on loan, after wearing them at a Marie Claire bash in Madrid on Sunday, according to the French celebrity-news magazine Voici. She claimed she lost the precious stones after handing them in an envelope to her hotel's front desk for safekeeping. But Voici reported no hotel surveillance cameras captured Ryder giving the jewels to front-desk personnel. Bulgari has asked police in Madrid to investigate, according to Voici.
This is further proof that actors and actresses are the worst people on earth. They’re complete idiots. A fucking monkey could do what they do. Let's review Winona’s plan to pull off one of the largest diamonds heists in history:
Phase 1: "That guy did it."
Phase 2: ????
Phase 3: profit
Wow, she thought of everything!!! It’s the perfect crime!!!
Well, not really an update from yesterday, just a reminder of one of the first stories ever on this dumb little page, another Winona stealing story from August of 2005 that went largely unnoticed.
"(Ryder) walked out of the Los Angeles boutique Shabon with clothes worth 1100 dollars. 80 dollar boots were already on her feet, as well as a brand new belt around her waist. Just a few minutes earlier, she had pestered the shop assistant about a discount … when the discount was denied, she went without paying. Because of the security cameras, they could verify that the star had left the store without paying. Rie Fujii, the owner of Shabon, set up a deal with Ryder: the store would not report the incident to the police if Ryder herself paid the 1100$ within eight days. But she never did. Instead, Ryder's assistant contacted Shabon and paid the bill with her own credit card."
She’s no criminal mastermind, this one. She doesn't steal anything good, and in this case she made sure the store clerks saw her before she did it. That's not how you do it. I can't go into details, but I'm also an international jewel thief, using my charm and wit to infiltrate high society and snatch the worlds most perfect diamonds. Oh, their beauty haunts me so! The Heart of Osiris, you will be mine!
Six years ago, Winona Horowitz, better known as Winona Ryder, was arrested for shoplifting around 6000 dollars worth of clothes from Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills. She was convicted of grand theft and vandalism and sentenced to pay fines and three years of probation. Oh, hey guess what…
The 36-year-old actress was spotted leaving a Hollywood store with make-up on her that she hadn't paid for, according to a US report.
(She) recently set off the security alarm at Hollywood CVC Pharmacy after making several purchases.
According to the National Enquirer, when she left the store, she set off an alarm that drew the attention of a security guard.
A store employee is quoted as saying: "Winona had a bag of stuff, but she set off the theft alarm when she left the store.
"When a security guard stopped her, he found make-up she had not paid for."
And when she was asked about the make-up, Winona answered: "I don't know how that happened."
The store employee added: "We took unpaid items back and she left the store."
You know you have a problem when you're rich and stealing makeup from CVS. What does Cover Girl eyeliner cost? I think it's like a dollar, and it comes with a free dollar inside. That crazy bitch will be stealing your morning paper next, or pointing behind you and then taking a bite out of your sandwich. Then you'll say, "Winona, did you just take a bite of my sandwich?" And she'll say, "ruuut? Rut roo ru mean?"
This video clip of Winona Ryder naked in the movie "Sex and Death 101" is only slightly less embarrassing than her security footage from Saks. It's about as unsexy as a scene with a naked chick can be. She's so bland and boring, it's impossible to think anything sexy. Her bony little head and creepy elf face are just distracting. Watching this is like trying to bang a hooker in the car while a cop is tapping on the window with a flashlight. Dude, Jesus Christ, can you give me 5 minutes please! God you guys are really bein dicks lately!
